I've decided that my next DVD purchase will be "House of the Dead"

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There yet remains another dimension to this film - the director's commentary. Accompanied by his trainers/producers, you can hear the idiot-savant explain the mental processes behind this. His producers, who do not appear to be mentally handicapped, seem completely aware that they are in the presence of retard genius and not so subtly make jabs at him. Right in the middle of the commentary, at the point where the massive battle is to take place, Uwe gets a cell phone call and carries on a conversation with the late Christian Slater (career RIP). His producers try desperately to get him to hang up and he keeps going.
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That's...so...cool...
 
I was all ready to come into this thread and jump in front of you and save you from the falling piano/Uwe Boll screaming DON'T DO IT but actually that sounds pretty hilarious.
 
Slacker said:
Why? I've seen bits and pieces of the movie on HBO and it's honestly inadvertantly better than a lot of other crappy movies I've seen.
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I sat through the entire movie in a theater once.


I've only seen the movie once. After the things I saw, I'd rather you be dead than have to sit through the entire movie.
 
DeusExMachina said:
I sat through the entire movie in a theater once.


I've only seen the movie once. After the things I saw, I'd rather you be dead than have to sit through the entire movie.
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The movie is so terrible....I turned off the TV thats how boring it was.
 
No, it's an epitome of the "so-bad-it's-good" formula. It has stuff in it that's so over-the-top and ridiculous that you have to just sit back and laugh. I'd rather watch a movie like that than a movie like Resident Evil, which just sucks all around.
 
Slacker said:
No, it's an epitome of the "so-bad-it's-good" formula. It has stuff in it that's so over-the-top and ridiculous that you have to just sit back and laugh. I'd rather watch a movie like that than a movie like Resident Evil, which just sucks all around.
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no, its just so bad, its horrible. for a so bad its good movie, see the hands of fate or plan 9. ed wood put his real effort in his movies, even though he had no talent as a filmmaker. uwe boll seems to not even be trying some times.
 
mastag said:
no, its just so bad, its horrible. for a so bad its good movie, see the hands of fate or plan 9. ed wood put his real effort in his movies, even though he had no talent as a filmmaker. uwe boll seems to not even be trying some times.
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Believe it or not, Uwe Boll actually tries. He's a modern Ed Wood, shall we say.
 
I think i'll get it too, it sounds quite funny.
 
Haha, I'm fortunate enough not to lay eyes on a Uwe Ball's movie.
 
Slacker said:
No, it's an epitome of the "so-bad-it's-good" formula. It has stuff in it that's so over-the-top and ridiculous that you have to just sit back and laugh.
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No, Snakes on a plane was the epitome of that genre. This movie is just awful in every way possible.
 
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