I've won one million dollars!

[Acepilotf14]

POWERBALL LOTTO. Bv
POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game 2007,

Date:25/08/2007
Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP
Dear Consolation Prize Winner,


CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE

Europe/ America private international e-games
organizers and co-sponsors, POWERBALL LOTTO
Group International, officially brings to
your notice of the final draw result of the
6/30/2007 POWERBALL
LOTTO -wheel E-game which was conducted at
our international corporate office complex in
The UNITED KINGDOM.

Most recently this foundation has set up a NEW
LOTTERY SCHEME to give out prizes based on
COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to
encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. Its
major aim is to promote music, theater, art,literature,projects in the
social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science,
research, and higher education.

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the
selection of your email coupon number which
was selected among the 505,976 lucky consolation prize winners Your
email ID
identified with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by our E-
games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 505,976
different email addresses enrolled for the E-game.

Your email ID was included among the 505,976
different email addresses submitted by our partner international email
provider companies. You have won a consolation cash prize of US
$1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars) only. The POWERBALL LOTTO
Group. BV, have approved a payout of your consolation
cash prize which will be remunerated directly to
you by the official Payment Agency Board.

Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to
you complete assistance and provide additional
information and processes for the claims of your consolation prize. For
due
processing of your winning claims, please contact the DPU
Information Officer Mr Jerry Hunt who has been assigned to assist
you.You
are to contact him immediatelly with your contact details for the
release of your winnings.

Name: Jerry Hunt

Email: [email protected]
[email protected]

Once again congratulations from all our staff
on your consolation prize winnings, we hope you
will part-take in our forth coming POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel
Email-games.

Regards,
Yorke Lake
(Online Co-ordinator c/o PWB)

N:B,The winning numbers were 5 9 14 45 48
with a Powerball of 28. The Power Play multiplier was 4

Hehe. IT said, I think, that I was chosen randomly from the ballot thingie? I'm not old enough to vote, bitches.
How exactly did this get through the spam filter.. D: I'm going to reply.

 

[Llama]

reply with Goatse / LULFILTERED / meatspin / Swollentip.

 

[Xendance]

I got that aswell.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

YOu know, I always liked you acepilot

 

[-Psy-]

George is doing email scams now?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Send those photos...Yes those photos.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'll make my own meatspin and send it to them!
MEATSPIN: ACE EDITION

 

[Seppo]

omg you're so lucky dude!

 

[boglito]

reply with Goatse / LULFILTERED / meatspin / Swollentip.

What, pray tell, are these horrors you speak of?

(I have been goatsed, but these others are unknown to me.)

 

[Qonfused]

:l

 

[Dinkleberry]

What, pray tell, are these horrors you speak of?

(I have been goatsed, but these others are unknown to me.)

Cue: Jaws music

 

[-Psy-]

I'm curious as well.

 

[TCfromBN]

What, pray tell, are these horrors you speak of?

(I have been goatsed, but these others are unknown to me.)

Just don't ask.

 

[Lucid]

Meatspin is of a guy swinging his dick around.

The other two I don't know.

 

[Absinthe]

Gimme.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I assume swollentip is a guy with a swollen penis tip.. up close. I'm going to good it. Not much worse than a picture of munro.

 

[Slacker]

Lotus Penis is still the worst horror on the internet.

 

[Seppo]

I assume swollentip is a guy with a swollen penis tip.. up close. I'm going to good it. Not much worse than a picture of munro.

It's that but he also has a small banana (I think) in his dickhole, and a woman is moving it back and forth with brute force.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lotus Penis is still the worst horror on the internet.

Lotus what.

 

[CyberPitz]

It's that but he also has a small banana (I think) in his dickhole, and a woman is moving it back and forth with brute force.

Looks to hard to be a banana. I'm guessing it's a small dildo?

 

[mindless_moder]

he only wants to make sure your cash isnt crinkly when you get it out of the machine...

 

[Kula Meenur]

D:

oh my lord. i shouldn't have googled that


I'm going to die a shamed man

 

[Danimal]

Harden the **** up, all of you.

(<3)

 

[Llama]

<_< One day the curious will learn not to try and find out.

 

[Azner]

Curiousity kill the bitch

My eyes teared when i saw goatse, i cant... cant... DAMMIT CURSE YOU STIGGY FOR NOT DISCOURAGIN ME FROM GOATSE!!!

<3 stiggy

 

[Sloth]

anyone remember that SMBC comic with a bottle of bleach and a needle with the tag: " Curiousity killed the Cat." can't find it at the moment...