Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade (Not a joke!)

CptStern said:
I do ...it involves Swat, hostages and an irate lawyer armed to the teeth
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Ha ha...

"I took the advice of gamers and played a game!! NOW LOOK AT HOW VIOLENT IT HAS MADE ME!!! CURSE YOU PONG!!!!"

*pours gasoline all over and lights himself on fire*
 
The Mullinator said:
Ha ha...

"I took the advice of gamers and played a game!! NOW LOOK AT HOW VIOLENT IT HAS MADE ME!!! CURSE YOU PONG!!!!"

*pours gasoline all over and lights himself on fire*
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"I regret NOTHIIIIIING"
 
I've got behind on JT case, my favourite part@

"Liberals, like you, love to label things and then think that the labeling has accomplished something. If that had been the case, then Churchill's calling Hitler a Nazi would have ended the war. But no, people like me had to get into the trenches and stop the Nazis. And there were always those tut-tutting back home about what a nasty business it is to stop the bad people, and can't we all just "get along."
 
Oh damn. I'm too embarrased for poor jack to read about anything else he does.
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Jacky said:
"The moral midgets like the computer geeks at Penny Arcade think that I am some sort of pixelated piñata in a game. I'm not. Gabe [the in-comic alter ego of Penny Arcade artist Krahulik] decided to go after me, and he chose the wrong target. I've been at this longer than he has."
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I'm surprised Jack has been a lawyer for so long. Does anyone know how many cases he's actually won/lost?

I mean, he doesn't seem like the brightest buiscut in the tin.
 
CptStern said:
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"I regret NOTHIIIIIING"
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Haha roflmao.



CptStern said:
I do ...it involves Swat, hostages and an irate lawyer armed to the teeth
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Reminds me of the "What would you do if..." thread I once made :D
 
His IQ drops by the hour....

In no time he'll be posting on hl2world .com
 
Mainstream media! Mainstream media! Make his credibility drop amongst people who aren't gamers as well!
 
Anyone know this guys E-Mail? TO TEH SPAM MOBILE! I wanna give him the flaming OF HIS LI- wait, he HAS NO LIFE! I forgot! Or soul!
 
www.stopkill.com has his email... it'll take time to muther up the courage to go onto it though.
EDIT: Or... save your time and read this if "you want any additional information or help, or if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fashion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida, or phone him at 305-666-4366. May God bless you, keep you, and protect you and yours."
 
But don't spam him with... gay porn, or stuff. That just degrades the rest of us.

Spam him with intelligent arguements, then wave his insulting replies around triumphantly when he (inevitably) calls you a 'self-mastubatory fantasiser'.
 
His email is hidden, and everything.
Anyway, he responds to the most intelligent arguements in the history of his inbox with "So?"
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Anyone know this guys E-Mail? TO TEH SPAM MOBILE! I wanna give him the flaming OF HIS LI- wait, he HAS NO LIFE! I forgot! Or soul!
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Don't bother, it achieves nothing, he doesn't reply with counter-arguments he literally tells you to just **** off. Mecha and even Chris_D wrote nice constructive emails to him which he just insulted them for without listening to them. Both emails were well written, well structured and argued. Chris' email told of how video games had built his career rather than ruined his life, but this did not work for Jack, he deemed Mr deeming had been corrupted and poisoned by the games.

He's not worth the time, energy or effort. He's a regular person, out to make some money and get publicity. Just leave him alone in his corner, in a few years time on the mention of 'Jack Thompson', it will be followed up with 'who?' and those days my friends, are the days when we are free. But for now we must co-exist with this oxygen theif, just don't give him what he wants.
 
So does that mean when he happens to get run over by my jeep that he's still going to punish me even though it was an accidental TK since he jumped in front of me?
 
Mother fuking idiot of proportions never before pondered by the best minds of our species. Time for a one way ticket to the Hotel California. (Mental Hospital)
 
if he wins

I will sue him for pose so gay in that pic
 
when are we gonna see the thread that says "Jack Thompson got hit by a truck"?
 
So Jack Thompson showed up on CNN, eh?

I agree with Gabe fully. The time for ignoring this prick or treating him with kid's gloves has ended. A pro-active stance needs to be taken against this guy's bullshit.
 
Absinthe said:
So Jack Thompson showed up on CNN, eh?

I agree with Gabe fully. The time for ignoring this prick or treating him with kid's gloves has ended. A pro-active stance needs to be taken against this guy's bullshit.
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FIGHT TEH POWER!:sniper: :devil:
 
I thought Jack Thompson would have been Dis-barred by now. Obviously someone isn't paying attention.
 
This guy is just a wannabe politician without a leg to stand on. I mean christ, even "computer geeks" can see how hypocritical and illogical his arguments are.
 
Hmm, the problem is: The ratio of nutjob immature gamers (who nonetheless aren't really any risk to anybody but themselves) to intelligent people is about 5,430:1.

Something like that.

It's hard to take someone who is ranting in 1337 seriously, although there are a lot of intelligent people going 'hang on a minute, this guy's a nutjob!'
 
Can someone explain to me the game that JT wanted to make that kills Paul whatever his name is. Whats the point?
 
He's loopy. He's batty. He's bonkers. He's barmy. He's round the bend. He's off his rocker. He's insane. He's crazy. He's mad. He's dotty. He's crackers. HE'S MOTHER****ING CRIMINALLY BRAIN****ED.
 
Sulkdodds said:
He's loopy. He's batty. He's bonkers. He's barmy. He's round the bend. He's off his rocker. He's insane. He's crazy. He's mad. He's dotty. He's crackers. HE'S MOTHER****ING CRIMINALLY BRAIN****ED.
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Batshit ****ing loco insane?
 
Sulkdodds said:
He's loopy. He's batty. He's bonkers. He's barmy. He's round the bend. He's off his rocker. He's insane. He's crazy. He's mad. He's dotty. He's crackers. HE'S MOTHER****ING CRIMINALLY BRAIN****ED.
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That would explain it.

Anyone heard the "Chatterbox Video Game Radio" with Jack Thompson?

Jack Thompson: Its not legal to sell cocaine on the street corner.

Chatterbox: That is unfortunate.

:LOL:
 
Can someone PM me is current e-mail. It's been taken off stopkill.
 
I dont think anyone has it ...havent been able to find a current email anywhere
 
CptStern said:
I dont think anyone has it ...havent been able to find a current email anywhere
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Oh well. Though it is wise of him to not give it out.
 
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