Janet Jackson's boob!

ahhhh trusty kazaa, my curiousity has been set to rest. But ya, it just looks like a darker michael jackson with a somewhat odd rack.
 
I think it was totally planned, no clothing "malfunction" could have ripped so perfectly. Also did you see that she had something covering her nipple? Now that gives it away. Plus JT ripped it off as he sung "Gonna have ya nekkid by the end of this song".
 
dude yeah, that was the most heavily choreographed thing in human history. janet just needed to jump-start her career. she had a pasty on there for the love of mike. that was no "nipple ring". i wish americans weren't so ****ing provincial.
 
Can't pin this one on Americans. We have long ago sworn off all credit for anything the Jacksons do. :farmer:
If we hadn't we sure as hell would start now anyway. :D
 
well now the FCC is going to investigate...over a friggin BOOB!!!!

"Oh lord!! Little Jimmy, Little Susie!! Turn you eyes children, turn your eyes or the lord will burn them out with a hot poker!! The Devil is coming, oh the Lord of the Underworld is going to rise!! Have blessings on our soul oh lord!! Why oh why did my children have to see the breast of that seductress!!!.....Jimmy quit licking the tv screen!!"

Everyone is so god-damn uptight about this crap over hear in the states. The one and only thing I admire about you european countries is that most if not all of you aren't scared of a little nudity.

If it was planned, who cares. If anyone has a chance to bitch and moan against something, by god they will get right on it. Nothing better to do than complain.
 
I can't for the life of me understand why violence can be shown in graphic form on television in America, but a tit with it's nipple covered is the headline news on CNN.
 
Well, in their defense it was only partially covered. :E

Honestly, what the hell is so evil about a little brown circle with a bump in the middle? I mean, guys have them too... but you don't see theirs being censored. Ok, if it's not the nipple it must be the breasts themselves, right? Not exactly... you can show as much of the breasts as you want as long as no nipple is showing. What?!? So, we can see nipples... and we can see breasts... but we can't see them both at the same time? That is, unless you are in a designated nipple-viewing place... and you are old enough to vote. Wait a minute. We are allowed to suck on them when we are babies... then for the better part of two decades we aren't allowed to even look at them... and then they let us start doing whatever we want with them again? I'm confused.
 
lol cybrman u hit the nail on the head. Its ridiculous, people need to pull whatever got jammed up their ass. I just dont like janet jackson and find this a stupid cheap ploy because her career is in the crapper or somethin.
 
OCybrManO said:
Wait a minute. We are allowed to suck on them when we are babies... then for the better part of two decades we aren't allowed to even look at them... and then they let us start doing whatever we want with them again? I'm confused.
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yah.. really.. and who knows.. some pple out there may forget by the age of 19 what to do to a nipple during sex :upstare:

ur post was hilareous.. :LOL:
 
Well, it made me laugh :)
----
California Man sues CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and
Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one
of Ms. Jackson's breasts.

Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that
the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting,
psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations
with his wife.

"I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime
Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet
Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two
foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich
shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and
vomited before I could even make it to the restroom".

According to the lawsuit, filed within an hour of the incident by
Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children
were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and
then laughed at him.

"My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of
puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished
vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a
weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the
process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a
strained voice.

"Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I
had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her
top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet
Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple
staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into
Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with
Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally
stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't
think I'll ever be able to get it up again!"

CBS and representatives for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did
not return calls regarding Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

"I demand compensation because CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin
Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a
fool" Mr. Bosell said. "I am asking other people to come foward and
join my lawsuit against CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake."

Mr. Bosell can be reached through his attorney Delores Blasingame at
1-800-449-8686.

Copyright 2004 - Corona Times


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its not real btw.. before some people think it is ;)
 
I'm pretty sure hundreds of people have already started to try to find a way to sue CBS, MTV, NFL, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, and Jon the Canuck. Everyone of them has money and everyone of them was involved in that incident, some more than others....I'm talking about you Jon.
 
anyone who was offended by it and called the network to complain needs to be dragged into the street and shot....

thats something that pisses me off about alot of conservative americans....they live in there own little perfect fantasy world...
 
Oh my, america's weirder by the moment. Over here in Europe, any time is a good time to show partial or complete nudity on any channel, except in the morning. Then some channels air porn after midnight...
 
janet jackson probably wanted to kiss brintey spears too, but she said no :|
 
/me sighs

And all this over a boob?

Man I wish i had one...
 
Society makes me all tingly inside. Not the good tingle. The kind that burns and makes your weewee itch.
 
i think john titor the time traveller said it best: "do you realise that half of you would be better off dead?" (or words to that effect).

hah, it's funny that people would get so worried about a woman's breast. i mean for god's sake, the BBC (funded and subsidised by taxpayers and the government) shows the odd breast every now and then. come on! BBC!! uptight english people!! watching breasts on the BBC!! and you lot over the pond need to go have an acid bath after seeing a boob with a nice decoration on it. you sane american's need to slap the rest of em into shape, it's just one thing after another...
 
JonTheCanuck said:
i thought it was real. "i just had two footlong subs" lol
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I can eat 2 footlong (Note: Subway) Subs in a sitting, nothing wrong with that man.
 
Yeah, kinda like a third nipple... youknow?
 
God what is it with these people?! My parents are like I am scarreed for life, when just last night I looked at boobies and stuff for an hour!
 
This is one of the reasons why I hate america...they're so ****ing overprotected
 
OH NOES A BOOBIE!!111 LETS WATCH PEOPLE KILL EACHOTER INSTEAD!!!11


/sarcasm
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Have i missed something? In that picture, it looks like Justin has slept outside the night before and "stained" his trousers.
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Looks like he's been sleeping rough the previous few nights... lol
 
...sorry I had to bring this topic back, but I just feel like saying:

Only Americans could be afraid of a boob
 
Frank said:
...sorry I had to bring this topic back, but I just feel like saying:

Only Americans could be afraid of a boob
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cmon now frankie, there are a lot of people in america that think the media is overreacting too. Its mostly parents of small children that called in and complained.
 
Yeah... I mean, barely five years before those small children had their face buried in a pair. Uh- not that I'm bitter.

In the UK, you can do it at 16 but you can't watch it 'till your 18. That seems dumb to me too. So many country's are like that.

Horrific swollen mammaries. I mean, look at them- they need to banned. EVIL!

And yes, the planet over reacts. We need a mass lobotomy and/or a moron cull. STAT!
 
if i post a picture of it will it be called porn cuz i found a really good one :)
 
Ahahaha, this is some spicy shit :D

I think it's pretty shocking they'd do something as stupid as this for publicity, when it's just gotten them a bad rap with the press, and everyone else. But with things like this you just gotta laugh it off, I think they're morons, but I'm not about to get bitter about it.
 
People who are truly offended by this should get shot. Really.
Go to the freakin beach for a day, and you'll see 200x more boobs. It's not a crime to let children know there's actually something underneath clothing, those kids will scare themselves shitless when confronted with a naked person.

Pathetic... my respect for the US as a whole is going down fast.
 
Who the **** cares, people run completely naked across English sports fields all the time.
 
mrchimp said:
people run completely naked across English sports fields all the time.
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Yeah! I do that every saturd... no wait... eh, I didn't say anything. Move along.
 
Frank said:
...sorry I had to bring this topic back, but I just feel like saying:

Only Americans could be afraid of a boob
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in soviet russia, boobs are scared of you !

.... had to :rolleyes:
 
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