Jeff Goldblum dead at 57 - edit: fake

[MuToiD_MaN]

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/report-jeff-goldblum-has-died/

Hopefully a hoax. We may need to spend a few hours decoding an alien language while muttering about chaos theory first.

 

[Darkside55]

So far no one else has picked up this story, so it's probably fake.

 

[xombine]

Link dead.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Link dead.

Link works for m-

Hey waiiiit a minute ... I see what you did there.

 

[joule]

Filming in New York, but died in New Zealand.

Makes sense.

 

[kupocake]

I hear he choked on some small nuts.

Oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[Raziaar]

He wouldn't leave the set of the Colbert Report and Stephen had to shoot him with his gun.

 

[Lucid]

Bull ****ing shit.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Alright, the story was taken down. And apparently the article was auto-generated. I feel like a sucker.

EDIT: Could some mod please modify this thread's title accordingly? And close with extreme prejudice?

 

[Lucid]

Considering he's the new star on Law & Order Criminal Intent.

 

[Jintor]

Hoax.