Jehovah witness attack!

[Sulkdodds]

Think about it. If you are a JW, you must see thousands of people doing creepy shit trying to annoy you or drive you off. This of course would cause you to step up your efforts of trying to save and reform the wicked. This of course causes people to do more drastic things to scare off JWs which leads to an endless loop of one upmanship.

Ohnoes, arms race! It's a red queen scenario! D:

 

[Steven]

Other (tell the cops if they keep coming to you.)

 

[Jintor]

Tell them 'No thanks, there is no god!' in a highly cheerful and slightly manic tone.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

My entire neighborhood is under attack by tons, I mean tons of Jehovah witnesses! I already said, "no thanks" to one group but upon opening my door and looking around they're all over my neighborhood. It looks like Halloween with Jehovah witnesses in the end of January! I never seen this many of them at one time, they appeared out of thin air! It's like a mass alien invasion! What should I do?

Buy a sticker and put on your door which reads, "Strictly no canvassers, no cold calling. Appointment required!"