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you can have so much fun with unsuspecting jehovahs witness'
orgazmo said:You two boys can just **** right off!
Ma'am?
You heard me, Take that book of mormon and shove it so far up our righteous asses that you choke! You soul-soliciting pig****ers
Link said:Just shout through the door that your naked with an erection, but will open the door as soon as you find the key. They won't still be there when you do.
Danimal, if you want to talk to someone, go up and say hi. The worst they will do is tell you to piss off, and thats not a problem now is it?
Mattigus said:Whenever I ask about what their beliefs are, people just shush me. What do they believe it, and why is it so bad?
Absinthe said:I've been confronted by two Jehovah's Witnesses back in the states.
For the first one, I just debated endlessly with him about the existence of God. He got rather huffy and puffy, so he eventually left... but not before giving me his card.
His ****ing card, for God's sake.
For the second one, I decided to have a bit of fun. I told him I was a satanist and then invited him to come into my basement where me and my friends were about to sacrifice a goat for Lucifer. I was completely stone-faced the entire time. He told me that this wasn't something to joke about, and I indignantly told him that I was serious. Tables turned. I spent a good five minutes trying to convert him. He got angry and then left my porch.
God, they're great.