Jesus Crhist I'm drunk.

[15357]

I'm intoxicated. Freshmen hazing and hist. Shit.

It's taking all my whate you call it, concentration, to right this ****ed up shit****er correctly. Shit****er. Interesting noun, isn't it? Coital relations with excrements of human beings. Heh. A NEW IDEA FOR A SHOCK SITE!


Anyway, the interesting part of alcohol is that it makes me feel more confident. I made a few friends from the influence of alcohol. I was extremely nervous, butafter drinking, I seem to have been able to establish good relations with the older students.


Alright. I don't want to get any what you call em, uh... those... 'penalties?" no... they're ... um... INFRACTIONS! So, let us discuss the bad and good things about intoxication from alcohol consumption.



And always remember, I've a spot for future governor of Austrailia, or Sector 6 after I take over your puyn planet.


EDIT: Ok, I justposted a drunk thread, din't I. Shit.

****. How do you deleter your own thread? I just made a mistake. Don't kill me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I never thought I'd see Numbers do one of these. Awesome.

 

[15357]

Ah, what the hell. Yeah. Freshman hazing is the shit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I can only imagine. What have you had to drink and how much? THIS IS IMPORTANT. VERY IMPORTANT.

 

[15357]

I can only imagine. What have you had to drink and how much? THIS IS IMPORTANT. VERY IMPORTANT.

About 3 bottles of Soju. It's like Vodka, but from sweet potatoes. Also, I think they mixed some Beer with Soju, but I can't tell. I had some Coca cola as well, because alcohol tastes like the shit I drank from that ethanol lamp when I was a kid.


Interestingly enough, I'm kinda worried about the consequences of this thread,.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Coca cola? You'll be shitting teeth in no time.

 

[15357]

Coca cola? You'll be shitting teeth in no time.

What do yu eman? I know that Coke can dissolve teeth, but... what?

 

[lame-o]

3 bottles of potato vodka? YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

 

[15357]

3 bottles of potato vodka? YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

I'm not sure about the amount. It could be less.

I know for sure that I've drunk more than 1.5 bottels. Because I drank. and stuff. I 'm going to stop swearing now, because my reputation is tarnished neoughasl/.

 

[Sparta]

Anyone else feel like they're watching their little brother get drunk for the first time?

 

[Barnz]

You will die.

 

[Naph]

I wonder if Numbers is drunk.

 

[Unfocused]

LOL, Numbers had his first drink like yesterday and he's already drinking heavily

So 3 bottles x 360ml IIRC = 1,08l of 30% alcohol. Nice.

 

[FishBulb]

15357 bottles of beer on the wall...

 

[kineaesth]

This is adorable.