jesus found in a bag of cheetos

[<RJMC>]

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/v/9042818

holy cheetos

 

[Nomad]

Oh god, the title. Epic win.

 

[Raziaar]

Save me Cheesus!

On a related note I just found a paint chip that looks remarkably like the Shroud of Turin.

 

[Krynn72]

I took a shit that looked like jesus and I flushed it.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

You could've had untold millions by selling it on e-bay!


It's not easy bein' cheesus

 

[MJ12]

It's good the news has important things to tell us.

 

[Darkside55]

I will eat Jesus cheeto and gain Jesus powers.

 

[Krynn72]

I will eat Jesus cheeto and gain Jesus powers.

You will only get his cheeto powers though. Still a pretty good deal though.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Was on the news. I can't believe they would actually cover this.
Is this more important than the earthquake that happened yesterday?!

 

[Raziaar]

I wonder what kind of experience it'd be grinding Cheesus up in a powder and snorting him.

 

[Lizardizzle]

jesus sure is finding redicules ways to show himself now. :|

 

[Shamrock]

Oh god, the title. Epic win.

I have no idea how you found the title remotely funny.


Other than that, another f*cking nut that looked at food and said, "I can meke teh fokin' noos wid dis shit!"

Yes, I watched the video of an old hag.

F*ck you 'cheesus'.

 

[Krynn72]

Hot Chocolate Spillage Jesus:

Shrimp Tail Jesus

Pierogi Jesus:

Chimichanga Jesus:

Pretzel Virgin Mary and baby Jesus:

Shower Grime Jesus:

Grilled Ham and Cheese Jesus:

Toaster Jesus providing unlimited Jesus Toasts:

Sheet Metal Jesus:

Tree Jesus:

And many, MANY more:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percep...ceptions_of_religious_imagery_in_Christianity

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Wow, I'll be sure to ebay any jesus bullshit I find.

 

[Darkside55]

Jesus endorses a lot of great foods with his likeness.

Well, pierogis are just OK.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

F*ck you 'cheesus'.

You make baby cheesus cry ;(

 

[Polaris]

 

[15357]

Jesus is found frigging everywhere. Is he a hobo or something?

 

[morgs]

I would chew it and chew it then probably swallow it. Then flush it. lol. .

 

[mocho loco]

wow didnt see that comin!?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I would chew it and chew it then probably swallow it. Then flush it. lol. .

Didn't know you had a fondness of dog ass, well whatever suits you :frog:

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I wonder what kind of experience it'd be grinding Cheesus up in a powder and snorting him.

Someone try this.

 

[Smoke]

It looked retarded and nothing like jesus. What comes out of my ass during ass flu is a better example of jesus.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

What makes everybody think thats Jesus, it could of been a Carpenter who lived several towns away

 

[<RJMC>]

What makes everybody think thats Jesus, it could of been a Carpenter who lived several towns away

because da bible say we must obey him

 

[morgs]

Of course Jesus would never want to appear as a healthy man, he always has to be on the cross dying.

 

[Druckles]

Wtf. That's a vagina.

 

[Escaep]

I saw no jesus but a 100k jetpack.

 

[Druckles]

Ditto, the video was probably replaced.

 

[Phobie]

This is now a jet pack.

 

[Druckles]

Your mother is now a jet pack.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

You are now breathing manually.

 

[Raziaar]

~

buddha

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Someone try this.

Send me Cheesus. I'll be the brave man to snort him.

 

[Xendance]

I don't get it. I'm viewing a video on baseball, and still not have seen Jesus found in a bag of cheetos.

 

[Rizzo]

**** you god damn hippy.
I can't stop thinking about it now...

 

[Remus]

**** you god damn hippy.
I can't stop thinking about it now...

You are now swimming manually



Wait... what

 

[Rizzo]

You are now blinking manually.

Yeah. How do you like that?

 

[Remus]

You are now blinking manually.

You are now swallowing and twitching your fingers... er... manually. Yeah! Take that!

 

[Druckles]

God, stop it! My brain can't cope with thinking about all these things!