Jesus in Space?

[CptStern]

from the "I shit you not" department comes this little tidbit:

Cross set to be launched into space

"News Flash, launch date set for Spring 2006! Glory

The cross will be over You personally! The Cross will be over every Nation on earth! Over Afghanistan! Saudi Arabia! Jerusalem! America! The cross in Space Satellite will be in a Polar orbit from pole to pole. As the earth turns it will pass over every inch of the earth like peeling an apple. The cross will circle the earth every one and a half hours. After launch we can tell you on our site when it will be over you and your nation. We have carried the cross in Every nation. Now we will, God willing have it flying above Every nation! We wave the cross in the face of Satan and proclaim that Jesus is Lord over All the Earth. All glory to God."


this seems legit because the person behind it also holds the world record for the longest walk ever!

"The Mission: To put a 2 inch cross in space to orbit around the world. This is made from the cross that Arthur Blessitt has been carrying around the world. He is in the Guinness Book of Records for 'the world's longest walk', now 305 nations, island groups and territories for a distance of 37,000 miles (59,544 km) This is one and one third the distance around the earth! On Foot!

Now as an extension of that walk on foot around the world a 2 inch cross made from that very cross will be put in space orbit above the earth. A cross made from the only cross carried around the world will become the first cross put in orbit around the earth! All Glory to God. "

 

[CrazyHarij]

don't they realise eventually its going to fall into the atmosphere and burn up? \m/ :flame:

 

[Remus]

Is this really true, cause if it is it's dang weird, although I'll admit it dose have some symbolic meaning like : Our god kicks every other god's ass .

 

[Glirk Dient]

don't they realise eventually its going to fall into the atmosphere and burn up? \m/ :flame:

That or crash onto a church. Oh that would be sweet irony at its best.

 

[Reginald]

I'd laugh if God came down from on high, said something like "WTF?!!11" and threw the cross back in that smug guy's face.

 

[Skaadi]

Lol, judging from the title, I thought this had something to do with Scientology.

 

[el Chi]

That or crash onto a church. Oh that would be sweet irony at its best.

Much as I hate to wish pain on people, I agree with you - that'd be just marvellous.

Something about this project makes me very very queasy.

 

[Greatgat]

If it shoots a hole in the International Space Station, there are going to be a lot of scientists pissed at religion. Like 'Oh my God! God is coming right for us!'

 

[TheAmazingRando]

Great, because we really need more space debris orbiting the damn planet.

 

[CptStern]

Great, because we really need more space debris orbiting the damn planet.

pfft this isnt space debris ..it's HOLY space debris

 

[Remus]

So I guess if the ISS gets hit by this holy space debris, it receives God's blessing .

 

[Axyon]

2 inches? Wow, when you're seeing the big picture such as utilizing space itself, I guess you don't want to skimp on size either.

Anyway, it's only fair that we get a Darwin fish or a FSM up there as well.

 

[Septih]

rofl, this is going to get so much stick from political correctness. Remember all the fuss over the toys in the office offending muslims?

 

[smwScott]

Too bad it's only two inches. If it was larger we could blow it out of the sky. Would make for some great headlines: "This just in, Jesus shot down over the Atlantic."

 

[Remus]

"This just in, Jesus shot down over the Atlantic."

ROFL

 

[CrazyHarij]

Anyway, it's only fair that we get a Darwin fish or a FSM up there as well.

i wholeheartedly endorse this product or event.

 

[short recoil]

Lol, idiots.......it'll rupture into small pieces in space.

 

[Que-Ever]

Is this anything like muppets in space?


JESUS... IN... SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!

 

[Parlez]

You have got to be fricken kidding me! I guess they will learn when a 600 ton cross hits them on the head.

 

[Reginald]

EDIT:

You have got to be fricken kidding me! I guess they will learn when a 600 ton cross hits them on the head.

Did you read the thread? It's only 2 inches long.

 

[OCybrManO]

Did you read the thread? It's only 2 inches long.

For now...

... but once it starts gathering space dust... who knows?

 

[Reginald]

For now...

... but once it starts gathering space dust... who knows?

?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

What are they trying to do, convert Aliens unto Christianity?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I think we should collect as many holy symbols as possible, and lob them into the atmosphere. Whichever one stays in orbit is the one true religion D:

-Angry Lawyer

 

[OCybrManO]

?

Exactly.

 

[FoB_Ed]

you're all going to hell


























































myself included

 

[Ricgar]

 

[spookymooky]

It would be satisfying to put a 3 inch darwin fish up there...

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Or a six-inch sub. Man, I'm hungry.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Why don't christians just get an interdenominational collective of priests to bless the entire ocean so that rain and indoor plumbing will subsequently consecrate the entire Earth, defeating satan once and for all?

Oh, but then they'd have to get real jobs.
So I guess we'll just stay satan's bitch then, eh god?
F-F-F-FAILURE

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

lol it's kinda lame I think but why are people getting angry/queesy about it? It's not really offensive in the least just like "hehe weird"

 

[madog]

What is the point of a 2 inch cross? Why not a gigantic cross that can be seen from Earth with thousands of laser turrets and equipped with 50 nukes and a huge laser cannon like the one on the death star.

 

[CptStern]

tell me you guys didnt immediately think of this video when you saw this pic:

cross: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Greatgat]

What is the point of a 2 inch cross? Why not a gigantic cross that can be seen from Earth with thousands of laser turrets and equipped with 50 nukes and a huge laser cannon like the one on the death star.

...Good point. 'Prepare the Cannon of the Lord. God bless, mother****er.'

 

[Que-Ever]

...Now witness the firepower of this armed and fully operational crucifix! FIRE AT WILL, JESUS.

 

[madog]

Lol that would make Jesus Darth Vader. Darth Jesus?

 

[Que-Ever]

perhaps :O

 

[Dog--]

Isn't it against christianity to force your beliefs on others?

THEY WILL ALL GO TO HELL!!!!

 

[Parlez]

"Space is like a monkey, If you make it mad it will throw its crap down on you"
~Darth Sidious

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Isn't it against christianity to force your beliefs on others?

THEY WILL ALL GO TO HELL!!!!

How is that forcing your belief on another?