Jesus was the first WTF Horse

[CptStern]

In 1857 archaeologists unsealed an ancient house on the Palatine Hill in Rome. Inside, carved into the plaster of one of the walls, they found this inscription.

It appears to show a donkey-headed figure attached to a cross. A young man raises his hand to it, perhaps in worship. Below this is written in crude Greek, “Alexamenos worships [his] God.”

It’s believed to be one of the first representations of the crucifixion of Jesus.

all hail our donkey headed overlord

The accusation that Christians practiced onolatry (donkey-worship) seems to have been common at the time. Tertullian, writing in the late second or early third century, reports that Christians, along with Jews, were accused of worshipping a deity with the head of an ass.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito

 

[Warped]

I could care less. If God gave a shit about us he's still be here but instead he just watches us in the shower

 

[<RJMC>]

maybe it was some guy who was trolling?

"here is your messiash lolololol"

or more acurate

"ets tu mesiaess lolkoslolkoslolkos"

 

[Krynn72]

I for one welcome our Donkey Jesus overlord.

 

[CptStern]

maybe it was some guy who was trolling?

trolling be old

The inscription is accepted by the vast majority of scholars to be a mocking depiction of a Christian

 

[Krynn72]

Romans trolled all the time. They drew Julius Caesar's mistress getting ****ed by Caesar on building walls where everyone could see it and shame his wife.

 

[Schall]

They drew Julius Caesar's mistress getting ****ed by Caesar on building walls where everyone could see it and shame his wife.

I want to party with those Romans.

 

[Maestro]

I want to party with those Romans.

Just make sure you're cool with forced vomiting.

 

[Shift]

Just make sure you're cool with forced vomiting.

This haha.

 

[<RJMC>]

Just make sure you're cool with forced vomiting.

and a VERY open mind....

 

[15357]

Didn't the Romans copulate with.... everything?

 

[Alan00000]

Why do we have to make fun of Jesus, its very offensive to me as I am a believer In Christ. Just take it easy people.

 

[The Monkey]

Why do we have to make fun of Jesus, its very offensive to me as I am a believer In Christ. Just take it easy people.

You ever wondered what that red cross in the upper right corner of your window is for?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Why do we have to make fun of Jesus, its very offensive to me as I am a believer In Christ. Just take it easy people.

Go back and tell that to the Romans who drew it.

(Also, crucified him, etc.)

 

[Alan00000]

haha I will.

 

[CptStern]

Why do we have to make fun of Jesus, its very offensive to me as I am a believer In Christ. Just take it easy people.

dont know why he should get special treatment. surely the statute of limitation has expired by now. he belongs in the public domain now like Pinocchio and Frankenstein

 

[Alan00000]

Maybe Cptstern.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I like how the lack of punctuation makes that statement completely ambiguous.

"What are you up to later?"

"Maybe Cptstern."

 

[Yuri]

I could care less. If God gave a shit about us he's still be here but instead he just watches us in the shower

this post killed me, i died

 

[Alan00000]

lol whats up Bad^Hat.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Not much. Maybe Cptstern.

 

[Alan00000]

Not much. Maybe Cptstern.

lol I see what you did there.