Job Application Form

[Stormy]

So, yea, im in the process of looking for a job, was wonding around town for 3 hours today looking in bars and shops handed out a fair few CV's and got a cople of application forms.

Well there is a question on my application form reading:

If you were a chocolate bar, which one would you be and why?

I thought of a cpl
Milk Chocolate bar, Simple but efficent and gets the job done.

well i thought of one! But if anyone elce has some ideas i would love to hear um

 

[NeonSpyder]

go for a "Crunch" bar,

because you're nutty and liable to snap if touched too much.

 

[nick_t]

So, yea, im in the process of looking for a job, was wonding around town for 3 hours today looking in bars and shops handed out a fair few CV's and got a cople of application forms.

Well there is a question on my application form reading:

If you were a chocolate bar, which one would you be and why?

I thought of a cpl
Milk Chocolate bar, Simple but efficent and gets the job done.

well i thought of one! But if anyone elce has some ideas i would love to hear um

That's a tough one. Try to be creative and witty - that's really what they're looking for. i.e. Caramilk - creamy and golden on the inside since I have a bright amiable personality, and covered by a solid outside since I have an unwavering determination.

 

[Shodan]

Sorry I have no idea,

What a ****ing retarded question to put on an application form, whats the job anyway?

 

[N1k23]

hmmm........probably a milky way

 

[SimonomiS]

Mars Bar.
'Nuff said.

 

[JNightshade]

A penis flavored chocolate bar. You know, because you're such a big dick.


(just kidding)

 

[Stormy]

Sorry I have no idea,

What a ****ing retarded question to put on an application form, whats the job anyway?

Nothing fancy, just job behind a bar. Just somthing for me to do over the summer really.

 

[ne0_shiny]

go for a "Crunch" bar,

because you're nutty and liable to snap if touched too much.

Haha, although they're not nuts...they're these little cripsy thingies

maybe like

because you're crispy and liable to snap if touched too much

 

[Dan]

don't do a pun with nuts or nutty, that's just silly. I'd go with aero cause I'd taste like shit so there's less chance that I'd get eaten. Or a butter finger cause you're kind of flakey and full-o-butter. Or a Mr.Big because you have such big hands. Or a go****yourself bar cause I don't want to work for people that ask stupid questions.

 

[Lex Luthor]

I would say I would not be a chocolate bar, because it would make me unproductive.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

and the winner is...

go for a "Crunch" bar,

because you're nutty and liable to snap if touched too much.

that will sure land u a job

 

[Danimal]

A White Knight!

Because no one has ever heard of you.

A KitKat.

You take too many breaks.

 

[Dan]

I would say I would not be a chocolate bar, because it would make me unproductive.

"Being a chocolate bar would not allow me to contribute to the productive atmosphere of your institution"

hiring chocolate bars might not be a bad idea. Make up for quality of work with quantity. You could always just go to the corner store and buy like 50 more employees with a single days wages

 

[baron insig]

i do believe your idea would be the best one.......


dairy milk simple gets the job done

 

[Teta_Bonita]

A White Knight!

Because no one has ever heard of you.

A KitKat.

You take too many breaks.

ROFL that's ace!

How about an almond joy, because, uh...... they have nuts and are full of gooey white stuff! :frog: