Just broke up with my first girlfriend

Laivasse said:
, for they are ruthless and machinelike of heart.
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Cyborg girlfriends would be pretty hawt tbh :O

/me starts to give her a backrub
PC: "Console activated."
Me: "/enlarge tits"
PC: "Tits enlarging."
PC: "Tits enlarged. Next command?"
Me: "/exit"
Me: "Beheheh."
 
All you need to stfu. I am 20 and havent had a girlfriend yet, so shush.
 
some guys just wait for a girl to come to them. imo it would be harder to get a gf if your out of school.
 
giant384 said:
some guys just wait for a girl to come to them. imo it would be harder to get a gf if your out of school.
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Not really, from my very limited experience it's about as easy if not easier to get a girlfriend from a hobby (sports, scouts whatnot).
 
Maxi said:
Not really, from my very limited experience it's about as easy if not easier to get a girlfriend from a hobby (sports, scouts whatnot).
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What if our hobby is video games....

We all know the myth with women and video games.
 
I didn't really read most of this thread but I'll comment on the OP. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 2 weeks doesn't seem like long enough to remember her last name, let alone start a serious relationship.

Hit the bars, a drunk woman is the best cure for your symptoms :thumbs:.
 
lol we are back together agian weird , i have soo many feelings for her too, feelings i have never felt before. She gave me another chance, i dont deserve it really, its a long story i dont have the time to explain. She is the best thing thats ever happened to me, I dont even care about games anymore. Whats happening to me? wee spend alot of time together and i love it.
 
Alan00000 said:
lol we are back together agian weird , i have soo many feelings for her too, feelings i have never felt before. She gave me another chance, i dont deserve it really, its a long story i dont have the time to explain. She is the best thing thats ever happened to me, I dont even care about games anymore. Whats happening to me? wee spend alot of time together and i love it.
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Wow you have a lot to experience yet and I mean a lot.
 
Alan00000 said:
lol we are back together agian weird , i have soo many feelings for her too, feelings i have never felt before. She gave me another chance, i dont deserve it really, its a long story i dont have the time to explain. She is the best thing thats ever happened to me, I dont even care about games anymore. Whats happening to me? wee spend alot of time together and i love it.
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You really have no clue about relationships, do you?
 
I used to be like that a bit. My girlfriend *first one when I was 18* broke up with me RIGHT before our 1 year anniversary. Well, about 2 or 3 weeks later, she calls me and says she misses me so much and blah blah blah. Well, I was still in <3 with her at the time, so I just took her right on back. Well, we decided since we missed the 1 year aniv, we'd celebrate it that weekend. Well, she was really distant from me on that day *I had planned a nice picnic in a park *which was empty at the time* and we had a great time and EVERYTHING. Well, since she would talk to me, look at me, or even kiss me, I flat out asked her why she got back with me if she was just going to break it off again. Well her shitty excuses came out, so I just essentially told her to GTFO, and I floored it in my '90 topaz *thats one hard neutral drop to make it peel out.*

So that taught me a lesson. If you guys have to get BACK together, most times, you're going to end up at square 1 AGAIN.
 
CyberPitz said:
I used to be like that a bit. My girlfriend *first one when I was 18* broke up with me RIGHT before our 1 year anniversary. Well, about 2 or 3 weeks later, she calls me and says she misses me so much and blah blah blah. Well, I was still in <3 with her at the time, so I just took her right on back. Well, we decided since we missed the 1 year aniv, we'd celebrate it that weekend. Well, she was really distant from me on that day *I had planned a nice picnic in a park *which was empty at the time* and we had a great time and EVERYTHING. Well, since she would talk to me, look at me, or even kiss me, I flat out asked her why she got back with me if she was just going to break it off again. Well her shitty excuses came out, so I just essentially told her to GTFO, and I floored it in my '90 topaz *thats one hard neutral drop to make it peel out.*

So that taught me a lesson. If you guys have to get BACK together, most times, you're going to end up at square 1 AGAIN.
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Bingo, similar thing happened with me. Except my ex was a raving half-Italian slut bag.

Ah well, you live and learn.
 
Pulse said:
Bingo, similar thing happened with me. Except my ex was a raving half-Italian slut bag.

Ah well, you live and learn.
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Ahh yeah. Mine was a Methodist.

'nuff said, eh? :p
 
Alan00000 said:
lol we are back together agian weird , i have soo many feelings for her too, feelings i have never felt before. She gave me another chance, i dont deserve it really, its a long story i dont have the time to explain. She is the best thing thats ever happened to me, I dont even care about games anymore. Whats happening to me? wee spend alot of time together and i love it.
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So....naive...want...to kill you.
 
Alan00000 said:
lol we are back together agian weird , i have soo many feelings for her too, feelings i have never felt before. She gave me another chance, i dont deserve it really, its a long story i dont have the time to explain. She is the best thing thats ever happened to me, I dont even care about games anymore. Whats happening to me? wee spend alot of time together and i love it.
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Are you really 25?
 
Alan00000 said:
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:)
 
I don't know what to think of this thread it's just so pathetic and not only the first post/OP either.
 
Ok enough laughing at Alan, let the poor guy be. Everyone learns it some time, doesn't matter when.
 
neptuneuk said:
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Best Fix Ever.

If you got back together, no point in posting eh?

BTW, video games will creep back into your life, I'm sure...

Cause there is just no other way to blast zombies :sniper:
 
Grab her in the vagina next time you see her. She will respond positively.


I broke up with my first girlfriend in the fourth grade after a year of dating. We were togeather all the time. Now my older brother has been dating her sister for 4/5 years. I'd imagine they could get married.
 
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