Just saw "Team America." F*ck Yeah!

[qckbeam]

well when he has proven himself to be such a douche, even causing his once-friends (matt stone and trey parker) to make a movie that mocks him... whats to be well-rounded about? when he offers a sincere apology to president bush and the american people, ill think differently of him.

You are such a funny guy

 

[joule]

I am going to the 4:15PM showing. I'll be back at around 6:30-7:30PM to tell you all what I thought.

 

[ATI4EVER!]

does it only have one sex scene? I hope so. I'm going with my parents.

If you feel it'll be uncomfortable to see it with a parent, just go with some friends.

R means you have to go with an adult. No, they dont accept bribes. I saw a kid try to do it, the guy banned him from the theatre. That was pretty funny.

 

[SpuD]

I saw it last night aswell, its funny as hell.
They changed the blowjob scene 9 times to get it to the R rating, (not the sex scene)

I love the songs on it aswell, im going to get the soundtrack

 

[Asuka]

Didnt look like anything worth watching, but ill look into it.

 

[Coop421]

Uh no it was the sex scene. They had to cut out cleveland steamers, golden showers, pearl necklace, tossing the salad, and more.

 

[ATI4EVER!]

this mvie is going to be so funny

 

[joule]

Yup. I just saw it. And...**** YEAH!

Very good it was. Funny scenes, sweet explosions, and just hilarity all around.

It's a :thumbs: :thumbs: movie.

I reward this comedy movie with a 82%.

 

[ATI4EVER!]

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[Dalamari]

Uh no it was the sex scene. They had to cut out cleveland steamers, golden showers, pearl necklace, tossing the salad, and more.

That is what I heard from Opie and Anthony

Woulda laughed my balls off at a puppet pissing on another puppet.

 

[ATI4EVER!]

yes. haha


http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=854986&posted=1#post854986

 

[joule]

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Uumm...what was all that for?! :O

 

[Icarus]

I just saw it as well.

F*** Yeah!

 

[DoctorGordon]

Well god, i gotta go see this movie

 

[OCybrManO]

Wow, I'm almost speechless. That movie was... scrumtralescent! Did everyone stay to hear the song "You are worthress, Arec Bardwin" near the end of the credits?

Oh, yeah... and I almost forgot:

[size=+1]America! F**k yeah![/size]​

 

[bizzy420]

damn i saw this with a bunch of my friends stoned as f*ck..this movie looks trippy. they way they fight and shoot their guns is hilarious.

 

[Deputy J Garcia]

god damn, that movie was ****in hilarious. anyone remember the whole theme song? i was ****in really blazed and can only remember the, "AMERICA! **** YEA!" part, and there was a "suck on my balls" somewhere in there too

[edit]: the puking scene was the funniest thing i've ever seen. i almost died right there.

 

[AmishSlayer]

I heard from a friend it was hilarious. The songs are like the theme to Oragasmo (pretty funny movie by Trey Parker - Matt Stone is uncredited for the production and writing).

"Now you're a man! A man! Man! Man!

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big t*tties?
Or is it the way...he fights every day! No it's probably the t*tties!!!!!!"

Hilarious

I gotta see this one too.

 

[scully]

all i wanna know is....

1. is it better than all the lethal weaons put together...
2. is it as good as stargate SG-1
3. is it as good as battlestar gallatica?
4 does it have fit birds who are not stupid?!
5. does it have action (thats not tacky) .. and a good story line?!?!


:bounce:

 

[bizzy420]

amish orgasmo is ****in funny man

 

[Element Alpha]

Awesome movie

 

[AmishSlayer]

I saw it yesterday.

America! F*** YEAH!!!
Comin' again to save the muthaf***in' day
America! F*** YEAH!!!
Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through, cuz now you have to answer to-
America! F*** YEAH!!!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls!!!
America! F*** YEAH!!!

Then there's the song "I need you more than Ben Afleck needs acting lessons" They just rip apart Pearl Harbor.

Also - "Freedom costs...a buck 'o five"

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

i thought the movie was alright, not that great

i'd rather watch southpark than that movie

 

[zEphyr]

Those songs are so catchy.

I love the slow, sad version of the "America, **** Yeah..." song the best.

 

[othello]

no doubt about it... funniest ****ing movie i have seen in a loooong time... way funnier than anything matt stone and trey parker have ever done, south park included. the movie was sheer comedic genius... from 'F.A.G.', to the sex scene, to the kim jong il sketches... just freaking hilarious.

 

[westie]

I saw it the other day too i thought the one of the funniest bits was the fight scene at the start where they just jump next to each other and one of them falls over.