Keith Richards: "I snorted my father"

I saw this on the front page of a tabloid today while out and about ("I SNORTED MY DAD'S ASHES") and bought it just to read the story.

Legend.
 
My mate read this in the newspaper, and he thought of me.

Made me proud!
 
The Stones and Beatles sucked anyways. Elvis could've kicked there asses.
 
function9 said:
The Stones and Beatles sucked anyways. Elvis could've kicked there asses.
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Yeah, two of the most influential and arguably greatest bands of all time suck balls. :rolleyes: There's a reason these bands are found in almost every 100 greatest bands of all time; and usually they are near the top (in the case of the Beatles they are almost always at the top.)
 
Yes and American Idol and Survivor are a couple of the most popular shows on TV. Yet I've never watched an episode of either. Ok, maybe Elvis alone couldn't, but with the Man in Black by his side they could. :D
 
John Lennon > Elvis, Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, Chet Atkins, Conway Twitty, Slim Pickins and the lovely Lurleen lumpkin
 
TIME PARADOX

Srsly, Crazy Frog is... well...

...

TIME PARADOX.
 
CptStern said:
John Lennon > Elvis, Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, Chet Atkins, Conway Twitty, Slim Pickins and the lovely Lurleen lumpkin
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I must say..
I agree COMPLETELY with this quote.
 
"Keith Richards is the only living man who could go; 'Anthrax? *snort* ...alright!' Because I know this, even if there is a world war 3, even if the atomic bombs start raining down and the world is turned to dust, Keith will still be there with five cockroaches going; 'You know I smoked your uncle once, did you know that?'"

-Robin Williams
 
If thats true at all... thats totally ****ed up.
 
I wonder how he feel of having remains of his father in his mucus
 
It's fake, a journalist with USA Today or some other paper fact checked it and it was all shit Keith said to get a laugh
 
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