Kicking Guys in the Balls

poll

  • I'm a girl and I like kicking balls.

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • I'm a girl and I don't like kicking balls with a guy.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm a ball and I've never kicked a ball towards a girl before.

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • I'm a guy and I like getting kicked in the balls.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • I'm a guy and I don't like seeing any girls' balls kicked.

    Votes: 12 37.5%

  • I'm balls and I've never kicked a guy.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • I love balls and I'm a guy who's kicked a girl before.

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • I've never kicked a girl, but I love to kick guyballs when a girl for when a girl kicks guy balls, b

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • Total voters
    32
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Girls have you ever kicked or otherwise hit a guy in the balls? If so, why did you do it and how hard? Did you enjoy kicking/hitting him in the balls?

Guys have you ever been kicked or otherwise hit in the balls by a girl before? Why did she kick/hit you in the balls? Did you enjoy getting kicked/hit in the balls by her?
 
"What" thread of the month award goes to you, congratulations.

And welcome to [strike]halflife2.net[/strike] valvetime.net
 
I thought this thread was odd, until I saw that Darwin voted that he likes getting kicked in the balls. And now this thread is weird.
 
I'm a guy and I enjoy kicking other guys in the vagina.
 
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I need to go to the eye doctor again. I read the thread title twice over and thought it said "Kissing guys in the balls"

Not that the actual topic is much better than that.
 
I'm curious why there's no guy on guy in this poll. I've totally kicked another guy in the balls.
 
I think the more pertinent question is: what is the advantage of kicking someone in the testes from an evolutionary perspective? Biologically speaking, would we benefit greatly from adapting to regular ballkicks? Psychologically, would we be a happier species if we enjoyed a good bollock walloping? The answers to these questions, and more, are included in the enclosed nothing:
 
Krynn72 said:
Yeah, but did you enjoy it? Did he?
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I enjoyed it on the grounds that he had it coming. He definitely didn't enjoy it.

I feel it was a missed "opportunity" for either of us to adopt a new fetish.
 
Great vanity account, Charles Darwin--asking if folks would like to be made impotent, and voting for being kicked in the balls himself.

I got a chuckle
 
I would have thought an evolutionary biologist would be interested in ways of improving fitness of species as opposed to increasing their likelihood of sterility. I'm outraged, we should take him off the £5 note at once.
 
I like how this thread is still open. Mods be bored as dick.
 
What if you are a guy who enjoys kicking other guys in the balls?
 
Is there a way to gauge the 'amount' of pain? Via an MRI or something? Can we get some sort of proof that getting kicked in the balls hurts as bad as childbirth or something. It's pretty ****ing bad.

I always hate hearing women that we're lucky because we dont have to have the children. I tell them they're lucky for not having balls that can be easily harmed. They dont seem to understand the amount of pain they think it's a similar pain to say getting kicked in ANY OTHER PART OF THE BODY. It echoes into your guts and into your stomach. Your stomach literally hurts and you may vomit if it's bad enough. It's pretty ****ing bad to be hit in the balls. Even just a slight accidental hard bump hurts so bad. I accidently flailed my hand and hit myself in the nuts last weekend- like I said it was pretty ****ing bad.
 
Vegeta revealed to us with some sleuth work that guy literally asks this question on countless forums. He's like a slapstick version of Kathaksung, only fixated on male genital injuries instead of delusional conspiracy.

...both heroes in their own right.
 
BabyHeadCrab said:
Vegeta revealed to us with some sleuth work that guy literally asks this question on countless forums. He's like a slapstick version of Kathaksung, only fixated on male genital injuries instead of delusional conspiracy.

...both heroes in their own right.
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Know who was a true hero? A bike.

He didn't even have balls to be kicked in.

On-topic - I got knee'd in the balls once. Wasn't cool, man.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Is there a way to gauge the 'amount' of pain? Via an MRI or something? Can we get some sort of proof that getting kicked in the balls hurts as bad as childbirth or something. It's pretty ****ing bad.

I always hate hearing women that we're lucky because we dont have to have the children. I tell them they're lucky for not having balls that can be easily harmed. They dont seem to understand the amount of pain they think it's a similar pain to say getting kicked in ANY OTHER PART OF THE BODY. It echoes into your guts and into your stomach. Your stomach literally hurts and you may vomit if it's bad enough. It's pretty ****ing bad to be hit in the balls. Even just a slight accidental hard bump hurts so bad. I accidently flailed my hand and hit myself in the nuts last weekend- like I said it was pretty ****ing bad.
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I edited the poll. Feel free to riff on it, I'll add other options
 
Hectic Glenn said:
I would have thought an evolutionary biologist would be interested in ways of improving fitness of species as opposed to increasing their likelihood of sterility. I'm outraged, we should take him off the £5 note at once.
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I think you're missing the point here mate.

If guys get kicked in the balls then they cant reproduce. We should, as a species, become better at not taking a good thwack in the balls.

That, or dicks.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Is there a way to gauge the 'amount' of pain? Via an MRI or something? Can we get some sort of proof that getting kicked in the balls hurts as bad as childbirth or something. It's pretty ****ing bad.

I always hate hearing women that we're lucky because we dont have to have the children. I tell them they're lucky for not having balls that can be easily harmed. They dont seem to understand the amount of pain they think it's a similar pain to say getting kicked in ANY OTHER PART OF THE BODY. It echoes into your guts and into your stomach. Your stomach literally hurts and you may vomit if it's bad enough. It's pretty ****ing bad to be hit in the balls. Even just a slight accidental hard bump hurts so bad. I accidently flailed my hand and hit myself in the nuts last weekend- like I said it was pretty ****ing bad.
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Truly a question that has vexed stand-up comedians for aeons.
 
Even with the lingering change over our heads, we still retain what makes us unique: our love for the male anatomy.

Specifically Willie's.
 
the asteroid is actually my wiener LOL







I really don't want to die. Not until I've enslaved the planet.
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Haha, holy shit. I made this post thinking this was the thread abouot the asteroid but somehow I ended up here. Oh god. I've lost it. Help.



Please don't kill hl2.net or I'll split you pigs.

help
 
toaster leigh said:
I have a confession you guys

I have a really morbid fascination about what will happen if I punch Sulkdobbs in the balls

I mean you know not in the long term reproductive sense it's just that I've never really punched a guy in the balls before and sure I've seen it in films and television but never up close, I've never personally been witness to it you know

And I just

I don't know what will happen

Well I mean logically I probably do know what will happen, he'll be in a lot of pain and I'll immediately feel really bad and regret having done it and apologize a lot

But then there's this other part of me

This awful part of me

There is that part of me that really isn't satisfied with that answer

Until I can see it, until the room has filled with his cries of anguish and I can taste the waves of second-hand pain in the air, until I'm noting down the exact reaction with scientific precision in immaculate detail for the good of knowledge, I just

I just

I don't know what will happen
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You sound like a psychopath, I'm just saying.
 
It's a pleasure to see you again, Toasty, I look forward to more stories.
 
**** you DM, I was standing right here and you just ignore me and don't say hello, but say hi to Toaster and Yorick? The **** man? I thought we were bros. Why you gotta play it like that?

Toaster, do me a favor and kick him in the balls.
 
The **** is going on in this thread? You're all nuts. Get it? Nuts? hahah... hah...
 
Krynn72 said:
**** you DM, I was standing right here and you just ignore me and don't say hello, but say hi to Toaster and Yorick? The **** man? I thought we were bros. Why you gotta play it like that?

Toaster, do me a favor and kick him in the balls.
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My mistake sir, I mistook you for a dog. *Cleans glasses*

Hm, still looks like a golden retriever. Well...*backs away slowly, keeping eye contact*
 
instead of kicking a girl n the **** I would prefer to stamp her **** whit my dick
 
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