Kids are cute!

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My nephew was at a palm sunday service last week and got a palm branch.
Later my sister asked him what the palm branch was for and he said:
"It's a pom-pom so we can wish God happy new year!"

So cute! I love little kids! On the cuteness meter they rank right below kittens.
Anyway, post cute little kid quotes.
No baby eating jokes, please. Or pedophilia ones either.
Thank you.
 
heh yes kids are cute ...my 2 year old son had a message for me last christmas ..my wife asked him .."what did you play with at Nana's (grandma) house" ..He said "baby jesus" ...my jaw literally hit the floor .."NO JESUS NO JESUS, WHO'S BRAINWASHING MY SON NOOOOOOO!!" ..and then my wife told me they coached him on saying it just to get me going
 
CptStern said:
heh yes kids are cute ...my 2 year old son had a message for me last christmas ..my wife asked him .."what did you play with at Nana's (grandma) house" ..He said "baby jesus" ...my jaw literally hit the floor .."NO JESUS NO JESUS, WHO'S BRAINWASHING MY SON NOOOOOOO!!" ..and then my wife told me they coached him on saying it just to get me going
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Hahaha, that's amazing.
 
CptStern said:
heh yes kids are cute ...my 2 year old son had a message for me last christmas ..my wife asked him .."what did you play with at Nana's (grandma) house" ..He said "baby jesus" ...my jaw literally hit the floor .."NO JESUS NO JESUS, WHO'S BRAINWASHING MY SON NOOOOOOO!!" ..and then my wife told me they coached him on saying it just to get me going
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owned :LOL:
that was cute :E
yeah kids are the cutest lil things :D
 
he also blamed the dog for taking a dump on the floor ...even though it wasnt the dog

my son: "poo on floor"
me: "who pooed on the floor"
my son "uhhh Ren poo on floor" (my dog)
me: "did Ren really poo on the floor?"
my son: "nooo, thomas do" (my son's name is thomas)
 
CptStern said:
heh yes kids are cute ...my 2 year old son had a message for me last christmas ..my wife asked him .."what did you play with at Nana's (grandma) house" ..He said "baby jesus" ...my jaw literally hit the floor .."NO JESUS NO JESUS, WHO'S BRAINWASHING MY SON NOOOOOOO!!" ..and then my wife told me they coached him on saying it just to get me going
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XD.


This remdins me of that cosby show "kids say the darnest things."
 
kids are awful and i'm going to hate them until i get my own.
 
CptStern said:
he also blamed the dog for taking a dump on the floor ...even though it wasnt the dog

my son: "poo on floor"
me: "who pooed on the floor"
my son "uhhh Ren poo on floor" (my dog)
me: "did Ren really poo on the floor?"
my son: "nooo, thomas do" (my son's name is thomas)
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LOL!! :LOL:
 
Heehee, Stern, your kid sounds awesome :D
Anyway, I remember being at a park with a good friend of mine, watching this kid. He was maybe 4, and he kept running up to my friend, bouncing off her leg, and running away screaming. It was the funniest thing ever.
 
heh that's cute JNightshade, probably thought your friend was hot :)

heh just last week, while playing with my son I stubbed my toe and said under my breathe "fcuk" ..I quickly realised what I had said, looked over at my son who was looking at me and he then said in a whisper "fcuk" ..I had to turn my head away because I was laughing (cant encourage bad language) ..gotta watch what I say around him because he picks up on everything
 
My little brother calls me Boo because I always say boo to greet him.

Reminds me of Monsters Inc.
 
CptStern said:
heh that's cute JNightshade, probably thought your friend was hot :)

heh just last week, while playing with my son I stubbed my toe and said under my breathe "fcuk" ..I quickly realised what I had said, looked over at my son who was looking at me and he then said in a whisper "fcuk" ..I had to turn my head away because I was laughing (cant encourage bad language) ..gotta watch what I say around him because he picks up on everything
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Ahahahahaha, ah oh **** I- I can't breathe! I remember me, my cuz, and 2 of his friends went to pick up and take my younger cousin, who is 5 to her home during a storm. It was flooding like Hell, and when she looked out the window she said "Wow, that's a lot of ****ing water!".
 
CptStern said:
he also blamed the dog for taking a dump on the floor ...even though it wasnt the dog

my son: "poo on floor"
me: "who pooed on the floor"
my son "uhhh Ren poo on floor" (my dog)
me: "did Ren really poo on the floor?"
my son: "nooo, thomas do" (my son's name is thomas)
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Har! My evil plan for your son to take to blame for the doo doo on the floor worked!
Yes! It was I that did the poopoo :)

Hehe, and yes, kids are well cute at times :)
 
Animal babies are cuter <snuggles with animal babies>

I say that, even though my cousin Dylan was EXTREMELY cute as a baby, and still is at his current age.
 
In my honest opinion PuuChuu's are cuter.

(I can't remember if this forum allows direct Image posting so here's the link)
PuuChuu!
 
Voodoo_Chile said:
In my honest opinion PuuChuu's are cuter.

puuchuu.jpg
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They are cute until you look the other way and the beat you to death with their pretzel-pimp canes
 
Or ya hit them in the face and suddenly they are Italian's

(Watch Excel Saga, I command it)
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Ahahahahaha, ah oh **** I- I can't breathe! I remember me, my cuz, and 2 of his friends went to pick up and take my younger cousin, who is 5 to her home during a storm. It was flooding like Hell, and when she looked out the window she said "Wow, that's a lot of ****ing water!".
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:LOL: that's hilarious!
 
You're not a man if you don't have skid marks on your undies.
 
at first i thought that was Sterns kid, then i read the post :LOL:

good post Stern
 
hmmmmm..... kids.... small humans.... interesting indeed. Annoying? perhaps.... cute? depends.... I'm going to kill myself? yes...
 
Pesmerga said:
What the ****. Wait, why am I even saying anything. Please, go ahead.
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I looked at this the other day:

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and you started posting again. HOW EXCITING!

When I was little, my mum was talking about cars to someone. She mentioned a car that had a spoiler, and I asked her was it called a spoiler because it gave people lots of sweets :LOL:
 
When I was a kid, my grandma told me that god created the universe, and I responded "but where did he stand?"

And people ask me why I'm atheist... :rolleyes:
 
Athiesm is only fun if you live in a strongly religious community.
 
True. The problem is, I go to a very liberal highschool in one of the most liberal states in the US (Massachusetts). Meaning I don't get to piss anyone off, and everybody does things for the wrong reason (i.e. disregarding religion because "it's the cool thing to do", rather than because of all the inherent fallacies and flaws and... stuff).

I'd put in a better word, but I'm tired >_>
 
CptStern said:
he also blamed the dog for taking a dump on the floor ...even though it wasnt the dog

my son: "poo on floor"
me: "who pooed on the floor"
my son "uhhh Ren poo on floor" (my dog)
me: "did Ren really poo on the floor?"
my son: "nooo, thomas do" (my son's name is thomas)
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My nephew blamed his brother for pissing his own diaper this morning.

You peed your pants! You need to tell us you need to use the toilet (well however my mom says it cause hes potty training)

"NO TY DID IT!" and then pointed at him

... Ty peed YOUR pants? Doesn't work that way LOL


CptStern said:
heh that's cute JNightshade, probably thought your friend was hot :)

heh just last week, while playing with my son I stubbed my toe and said under my breathe "fcuk" ..I quickly realised what I had said, looked over at my son who was looking at me and he then said in a whisper "fcuk" ..I had to turn my head away because I was laughing (cant encourage bad language) ..gotta watch what I say around him because he picks up on everything
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Haha stories are similar XD

Same nephew as above, my mom had woken him up from a nap but my did didn't know cause he was sitting in a bean bag chair by the coffee table and you can't really see the bean bag from where the couch is positioned. Anyway my dad was watching Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle- definately wouldn't have been on if they were in the room and he knew it. When he realized he was he changed it. My nephew got mad that he did and turned around, and exactly from the movie pointed at him and yelled "COCK BOY!"

Hillarity ensued for 2 days.
 
Just remember that three fourths of all children end up on the street selling crack and shooting up heroin, killing each other for hookers and money. Now they're not so cute and nice, are they?
 
Pesmerga said:
Just remember that three fourths of all children end up on the street selling crack and shooting up heroin, killing each other for hookers and money. Now they're not so cute and nice, are they?
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nope, still cute ;)
 
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