Kids Logic

[Burn]

Ikerous Demanded this thread, so I bring it.

This is a thread for Kids logic, either your own when you where young, or a younger member of your family, here are two of mine.

Daylight saving.
When someone said about this, I thought they ment to put some sunshine in a jar, and letting it out when they needed it.

Traffic lights
At Traffic lights (Ones for peope, not the ones for cars) My mom used to say "Wait for the Green man before we cross" and I allways used to look around trying to spot a man dressed all in green.

 

[Ikerous]

Sweeet!

When i was lil my grandparents gave me this potion and before i went to bed each night I'd spray it all over my room. It kept the monsters away. And i figured it obviously worked since i never saw any monsters.

I also seriously believed i could become a talking rock when i grew up... I was quite dissapointed when that dream was shattered

I'm sure i have more i just cant remember.. its really late...

 

[bliink]

I thought that I would grow up, then back down again; enabling me to drive around in my toy planes/cars etc.

(wtf??)

 

[15357]

I thought that everyone was the same age as me.......

 

[destrukt]

gosh, i can't really think of any :x

though, i remember my parent's telling me that i came home the first day of school [grade 1] really upset because i couldn't read/write ;(

 

[Sieg]

I didn't know that girls had boobs.

 

[15357]

I didn't know that girls had boobs.

6char

 

[Naudian]

hmmm...
I remember asking my mom what she was gonna be when she grew up, and if she was gonna have kids

also, whenever I heard people speaking over the intercom in shopping marts n stuff I would think it was god talking :O

 

[burnzie]

I didn't know that girls had boobs.

girls have what now?

:|

 

[Sieg]

girls have what now?

:|

Tits, you know, the big round things that are soft and has milk in them and it feels really good when you feel/suck them.
I also remember asking my om: Why do girls wear that thing on their chest? :x

 

[bliink]

Tits, you know, the big round things that are soft and has milk in them and it feels really good when you feel/suck them.

I'm sure burnzie certainly knows what they are... no need for any more essays on the subject!

 

[Razor]

An advert for Tampax female sanitary towels came on the television and i asked my mum why women wear nappies, she just laughed.

 

[Murray_H]

I thought spoilers on cars were things that gave out sweets to people

I told my mum once I couldn't be bothered to breath

 

[Ranga]

I'm sure burnzie certainly knows what they are... no need for any more essays on the subject!

amen

1. That thunder was a large grey box that wanted to kill me, and if I wasn't hiding under my sheets, he would kill me

2. That if I made a rude face at somebody, and the wind changed, I would be stuck like that forever.

3. That you can't kill a Jedi :|

4. That everytime you lie, a black dot appears on your soul.

5. That when I reach a certain age, I will be given super-human powers. :sniper:

 

[JunkieXL]

Well I asked my mom what sex is infront of the whole family :< Everyone apparently had a good laugh on my account.

That was when I was about 5 years old.

 

[xLostx]

my mom told me that if I didn't eat the crusts on my sandwiches I wouldn't be able to whistle...i don't know i was a kid lol

 

[Crushenator 500]

Well i'm sure you can all guess where this one's leading: 'Fire drill'

 

[ríomhaire]

Clouds come down to Earth as fog and pick up water. Then rise and drop it as rain again. Then come down and get more water...

 

[AntiAnto]

I seriously though that kids (under 18) couldn't cross the street alone and if they did, they would get arrested.

Also, I had no absolutely idea why I had a penis.

 

[ríomhaire]

Also, I had no absolutely idea why I had a penis.

How exaclty did you pee?

 

[Jimmeh]

Erm, I can't really think of any... except..

- I used to think people were inside the tele. When a show was on showing a train heading for the camera I ran out of the room screaming

 

[AntiAnto]

How exaclty did you pee?

Pants down, in front of the toilet, aiming the center and slaking my sphincter.

Seriously, I meant compared to a girl, why did they have those things when we had those hanging piece of flesh.

Also, I thought that everyone breathes in the same time.

 

[Ikerous]

I used to think there was something wrong with me cuz everytime id swallow the saliva in my mouth itd come back ><

 

[jondy]

I used to think there was something wrong with me cuz everytime id swallow the saliva in my mouth itd come back ><

Hee

I'd get freaked whenever I saw a hot-air balloon torch as I thought they were burning down

 

[Prince of China]

I used to think that whenever I drank a certain amount of ice cold water, I would freeze.

 

[short recoil]

I have some funny ones.

There was this shop called normans that we went in a few times when i was younger, back then CCTV cameras where these black ball things that look like darleks......i remember my dad saying normans and there were loads of these things......we got the name mixed up.
Me and my brother thought these cameras were called "normals" and where some kind of robot /alien thing that attaches itself to a ceiling.

When i was young i used to think jets were powered by steam because they left "steam trails" in the sky......and set about with my crayons designing a jet with a boiler with a nozzle.

I remember getting a torch and thought i could "catch" the light in a coffee tin somehow with the light bouncing round inside the reflective surface....................

Lol, i used to think some crazy stuff when i was like 2.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

When my mum told me not to stick my head out of the car window, saying it would get chopped off...
I used to imagine some guy with a large curved sword driving by and hacking it off. ;(

I also used to imagine a similar thing to the light caught in a tin. But I imagined that if you turned a light on in a room made of mirrors, then you could turn it off and the light would keep bouncing around so long as you didn't open the door.

 

[Pesmerga]

When I got "illegal operation" error on my computer, I used to quickly turn everything off and acted like nothing happened. I was so afraid because I thought the cops were gonna come knockin on my door the next day or something.

 

[Shodan]

I thought that people on the TV could here me speak to them, so I used to try and put them off.

I figured that gay meant two people that just lived together, and I knew that my dad used to live with a guy in a flat, so I asked him if he was gay, and he slapped me round the face.

 

[short recoil]

When I got "illegal operation" error on my computer, I used to quickly turn everything off and acted like nothing happened. I was so afraid because I thought the cops were gonna come knockin on my door the next day or something.

What computer was that on?.........486 or something?
I grew up with atari and commodore, we had syntax errors and "run ready run" ......ahhhh damn another 1/2 hour waiting for it to load the tape again

 

[baron insig]

When i was ickle i bounced, i dont anymore

 

[Ikerous]

I had no idea what esoteric meant.. how silly i was...

 

[Pesmerga]

...what does it mean?

 

[Ames]

...what does it mean?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=esoteric

 

[oldagerocker]

I thought people made babies by kissing and closing the door... (got it from watching neighbours, where a couple kissed, closed the front door.... next time i saw it, they had a baby) lol

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I thought people made babies by kissing and closing the door... (got it from watching neighbours, where a couple kissed, closed the front door.... next time i saw it, they had a baby) lol

I thought people made babies by having sex...


Yes, I walked in on my parents :x

 

[EC]

sharing a kit-kat bar with your sister evenly, and then breaking yours in half meant you had more than she did.

 

[Pesmerga]

I thought orgasming was just peeing.

 

[AntiAnto]

I thought orgasming was just peeing.

Peeing is truly orgasmic.

Made me remember when I first asked my mother what an orgasm was... I kinda didn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I used to think my parents tucked me into bed at night was to prevent any limbs protruding out the sides or end, cos if they did, they would be lopped off in the night

And also i believe that at an old age you'd be old enough to use your magic powers (wtf? haha)

I thought my cat was a person that could talk, but not to me cos i wasnt old enough

And in my early teen years, discovering adult things, i used to think getting laid meant being drunk ahhh good times.