Kids Logic

[Farrowlesparrow]

And in my early teen years, discovering adult things, i used to think getting laid meant being drunk ahhh good times.

So I went to this bar the other night and I got so laid...I went with my friend Dave because we like going out together to have a quiet night getting laid, but I never imagined what it would be like there with all these guys celebrating the football game by getting laid with each other.

 

[Dalamari]

I thought women made me sick, because everytime I saw one I got a wierd feeling in my stomach....and well...SCHWING!

 

[AntiAnto]

I thought women made me sick, because everytime I saw one I got a wierd feeling in my stomach....and well...SCHWING!

Remind me the first time I got an erection. " Woo what's going on in there !? " I thought I was sick or something.

 

[short recoil]

Remind me the first time I got an erection. " Woo what's going on in there !? " I thought I was sick or something.

Oh man, when i first got them when i was like 6 or something i was like WTF!!!!!!!!

 

[Dalamari]

I remember looking at porn on the internet for no reason at all, it was like instinct, then I found out a new use for my right hand.....

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wow this thread took a turn...Its supposed to be about innocent kids stuff, not porn and puberty :x

 

[Zeus]

2 words

The Stork

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

When I was a child, I never believed in Father Christmas or any of those things...

I think I'm better for it really.

 

[AntiAnto]

When I was a child, I never believed in Father Christmas or any of those things...

I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I saw "Made in China" on my present. Made me cry for days.

 

[ne0_shiny]

i found out jacking off by myself
so i thought i was the only person in the whole world that knew about it
i was so scared that someone would catch me doing it and me like "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOIN?? WE NEED TO KILL HIM!"
or something like that
i would always double check the door about 5 times.

i feel sorry for the people that have walked in on their parents :x

 

[AntiAnto]

i feel sorry for the people that have walked in on their parents :x

Must be horrible.

- *doing it*
[doors opening]
- Dan I made you coff... wh-what are you doing?!
- Hmmm... well ...*zips pants* just...just surfing mom.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

But then when the kid goes surfing....he could get arrested, or at least do himself a lot of embarrassing damage.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I thought my testicles were just big raisins ;/

Upon enterring kindergarten I then learned different names for them.

 

[AntiAnto]

I thought my testicles were just big raisins ;/

Upon enterring kindergarten I then learned different names for them.

I wonder what kind of wine those raisins would make.

 

[Steve]

When I was younger, I never understood the purpose of electron microscopes and the like, as I didn't understand why you couldn't look closer at something simply by increasing the size of the image (i.e., blowing up a photograph).

 

[pAiNtHeAsS]

I used to think that my teachers lived on a mansion on top of a hill.

 

[ne0_shiny]

i used to think that highschoolers were scary

 

[Anthraxxx]

Man, the stuff you people asked your parents as kids makes me glad that my parents can't speak or understand english very well. I was left on my own when it came to understanding things about the world. O the good'ole public library. I was quite resourceful as a kid.

As far as kid logic goes, I don't remember( or don't want to remember) any of the stupid stuff I did as a kid...

 

[Ikerous]

Man, the stuff you people asked your parents as kids makes me glad that my parents can't speak or understand english very well. I was left on my own when it came to understanding things about the world. O the good'ole public library. I was quite resourceful as a kid

I once asked my mom "How comes somtimes theres a bone in it and sometimes there isnt?"

They made fun of that for years....

 

[Anthraxxx]

ROFL!! That had to be embarrassing!!

 

[poseyjmac]

for a while in my childhood i was convinced I had 3 balls in my ballsack. i don't know if it was because i couldn't count or what. or maybe i really did. it was a confusing time for me. currently i have 2 balls though

 

[WaterMelon34]

I used to think serial killers were murderers with cereal boxes on their heads. I can't remember anything else though...

EDIT: After reading some posts I was reminded of when I was 5. My brother was 14 then and he was obviously a hormone driven teen and so he looked at porn on our computer. He once made the mistake of downloading a video and naming it barney in his folder. Well one day I opened his folder because he was gone and I was bored and I thought the video tape was about barney and I opened it. I watched the porn a few times and then (get this) I went to my parents and told them I was looking at naked women on the computer, and I was determined to show them being the intelligent one I was. And so me and my dad both watched the porn video called barney and he was laughing his ass off, but I didn't know why because I was enjoying it and I even actually pointed out that one of the women had a nice vagina. :naughty:

The awesome thing was my parents never got me or my brother in trouble, they told me they knew we were gonna watch porn sooner or later.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I used to think that there was a conspiracy between the dentist and the toothfairy.

 

[15357]

some people i knew thought that when they got photographed, their soul would be sucked out...

i think.

 

[Ranga]

that if i just type in www. <the name of an item> .com it will provide information on it. I kinda grew out of that one when I tried www. toasters. com (don't go there) for a year 6 project

 

[Sloth]

Well my worst kiddy memory is when my brother pushed the red button in the elevator. Curious bastard.
Waiting for 15 min for it to work again

 

[ComradeBadger]

My baby cousin asked me when I was gonna get married, and who to..

Awwww

 

[Link]

Kids say the darn'dist things

I recall that if I turned around one way, I would have to turn back the other. If I didn't I would spend ages feeling like I needed to turn around.

Also, on one of my birthdays (5th or 6th I think), my mother explained the "Birds and the bees" (Using a book with robots in it, so cool) and I said "Why would anyone do that? Hmm, I suppose you would put up with it if you wanted a baby". Of course, my mother laughed herself half to death...

 

[Shodan]

that if i just type in www. <the name of an item> .com it will provide information on it. I kinda grew out of that one when I tried www. toasters. com (don't go there) for a year 6 project

AAAAAARRRGGGHH!

An empty domain! wah.

 

[Ranga]

AAAAAARRRGGGHH!

An empty domain! wah.

i'm sorry... i didn't check the domain to see if it was still active :naughty:

 

[slider3005]

I also seriously believed i could become a talking rock when i grew up... I was quite dissapointed when that dream was shattered

made me laugh out loud I had to hide under my blanket or the 747's flying over head would kill me. I guess loud noises were scaRY

 

[<RJMC>]

I remenber when I wachetd one jurrasic park movie I allways hav the idea that a tiranosaurs will be looking me trough the window of my room

 

[Bad^Hat]

hmmm...
I remember asking my mom what she was gonna be when she grew up, and if she was gonna have kids

I asked my teacher what she was going to be when she grew up

I used to think there was something wrong with me cuz everytime id swallow the saliva in my mouth itd come back ><

Me too! I used to keep trying to swallow it really quick, to try and... you know, outrun it or something.

When my mum told me not to stick my head out of the car window, saying it would get chopped off...
I used to imagine some guy with a large curved sword driving by and hacking it off. ;(

Ahahahahaha, that's priceless.

I had no idea what esoteric meant.. how silly i was...

Who's The Boss is not a food.

for a while in my childhood i was convinced I had 3 balls in my ballsack. i don't know if it was because i couldn't count or what. or maybe i really did.

Me too! I used to mess about with me balls alot

I remember in primary school my friend wouldn't tell me what period meant, so I chased him around the playground screeching "PERIOD! PERIOD! PERIOD!"

 

[Hectic Glenn]

for a while in my childhood i was convinced I had 3 balls in my ballsack. i don't know if it was because i couldn't count or what. or maybe i really did. it was a confusing time for me. currently i have 2 balls though

Dont mind if i sig that do you, had me laughing for ages.

I got another one, i was so embarrassed about relationships and things related when i was younger, that when i was listening to music and singing lyrics and the word 'love' used to come up i would miss it out. ahhh dear me!