Kill the person above you - Version 2.0

[jerkasaur]

it's been a long time since the last thread and there are new people on the forums, so i thought it would be cool to start it again.
as steven said at the first thread, this is how it goes:
1: I post
2: Next person that posts says how they would kill me ( eg stab me)
3: Next person kills the person that is above them.
4: Just keep going on.

again, This has the potential to be extremly crap or extremly good.

 

[Pesmerga]

I kill you with my penis.

 

[Raziaar]

I would throw him into a vat of supersaturated sodium acetate solution and watch him freeze/burn to death! Especially since it's Pesmerga.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

milk poisoning.

 

[Beerdude26]

I fill him up with skittles like an integer would with over 9000.

 

[Dog--]

Strangle him with his own intestines WHILE he was drowning in a pool of his own blood.

Gets the job done.


oh yea - then rape.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I would feed you a corncob, causing your intestine to be blocked and leading to a slow and painful death.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Knead and punch until a consistency of skittles is reached.

Also, rape.

 

[PvtRyan]

I'd let his stack overflow and not catch the StackOverflowError.

I'm EXTREME.

 

[The Brick]

Facefart.

 

[Reginald]

If above_poster = The Brick Then loosen sphincter muscles over prised open mouth
Else
rape
End If

 

[Polaris]

I killed Reginald with a DEADLY NEUROTOXIN, no cake for him.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Reverse his polarity and shit in his cookies.

YES.

 

[ktimekiller]

poop on tollbooth willie's face, he dies from suffocation

 

[Dog--]

*looks at avatar*

lick you?

 

[theotherguy]

Feed to the Banimal.

 

[jerkasaur]

farts in his face.

you better be dead by now...

 

[Danimal]

*Picks teeth*

Thanks, otherguy.