Kill the person above you.

[Steven]

I saw this on a Mafia forum.

So this is how it goes...

1: I post
2: Next person that posts says how they would kill me ( eg stab me)
3: Next person kills the person that is above them.
4: Just keep going on.

This has the potential to be extremly crap or extremly good.

 

[spookymooky]

/brings steve up to the top of a skyscraper, measures out a piece of wire just shorter than the height of the building, ties it into a noose, slips it over steve's head, ties other end to edge of skyscraper, injects steve with cyanide, slits steve's wrist, forcibly causes steve to OD on crack, sets stevie on fire and shoots him in the stomack, pushes stevie off edge of building, thus causing his body to splot on pavement, but allowing the wire noose to decapitate him as well.

You decide what killed him.

 

[Absinthe]

I'd probably just shoot you.

 

[Ames]

Old age.

 

[brink's]

a rare form of gonorrhea

 

[panda_rage]

^forcibly feeds till his stomach rips open.

 

[HunterSeeker]

I shoot him with a paralytic poison dart, drag him into an alley where I cut out his tongue and open a vein leaving him there to bleed to death.

 

[panda_rage]

^stabs in lungs so he drowns in his own blood.

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Forced to listen to Jack Thompson for hours on end until the meaningless drivel makes you die of boredom

 

[panda_rage]

I hate jack thompson. He eats people.

 

[spookymooky]

[how does panda rage keep staying alive?]

/ghost

 

[jondy]

um....SHORYUKEN!

 

[CyberPitz]

@jondy


I'd cut off your toes, one at a time, one at a day. Making sure to stop the bleeding each time so you stay alive and not pass out. Then your fingers in the same fasion. Then I'd take your feet, hands, then your knee cap needs to come out. Then I'd cut ya a few times, then put you under the wood boards on my floor, and leave you to die alone.

 

[panda_rage]

no one ever dies in this game.. where all zombies I mean ZOMG HOW DID U NOT GET THT YO STOPID HOMP!!!??!1112!!!onelloLOLOLjKJK!!1!1
/zombie

 

[CyberPitz]

no one ever dies in this game.. where all zombies I mean ZOMG HOW DID U NOT GET THT YO STOPID HOMP!!!??!1112!!!onelloLOLOLjKJK!!1!1
/zombie

YOUR DEAD, STAY THERE.

Give it at least 2-3 pages before you post again...not 2-8 per page.

 

[Jintor]

CRUSHENING with a CRUSHENATOR 2000 which has 1337 CRUSHING SKILLZ.

Or I push you into a spike pit.

 

[spookymooky]

/as ghost suggests but in spaceship with atmosphere, then add quarter sized whole in wall.

 

[Danimal]

Take Spookymooky and cover all body hair in duct tape, rip it off till he's bleeding and smash the window of a microwave, I will tie him to a chair and leave his to prolonged periods of radiation.

After his "tanning" I will get one of those automatic tennis ball launchers and shove it up his ass and leave it till he dies.

 

[kirovman]

Haha, I'm not falling into the trap of posting in this thread, thereby allowing someone to kill me!

oh btw, death by drinking from the wrong cup ala Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

 

[Beerdude26]

I take your chestbonenipplemuscle and rip it apart, leaving you to die in an agonizing pain similar to when you get your nipples turned 720°. All the time.

 

[Murray]

Sets you on fire (IRC pun)

 

[boystupid]

Cut off your eyelids and force feed you sleeping pills, then probably tie you up and place you in an empty swimming pool and fill it with cement.

 

[el Chi]

Dude, that's ill...
I'd drug you, tie you to a rhino and send it charging through an Australian bush fire.

Man, that sounds like some horrendously grim answer to an even more horrendously grim question on Blind Date...
"Same question... Number 3"

Also, isn't this just The Arena?
My, how I missed that spam-fest <Sighs whistfully>

 

[DizzyOne]

Id spawncamp you with a grenade launcher then DoS attack you with lolicon midget tentacle with horse d*cks pron and report you to 11 yr old girls aka FBI

 

[Sulkdodds]

Beat you to death.







With my penis.

 

[el Chi]

Beat you to death.
With my penis.

Hmmm, I was gonna say with a blackboard detailing proper use of punctuation and syntax, but I suppose the principle is essentially the same.

 

[jerkasaur]

*melts el chi's face in acid and then pours bowling water on it, then kills him with a crowbar, shouting:YEAY!, hl style!*

 

[Danimal]

*Grabs the crowbar as Jerk takes another swing yelling "Yoink!" and stabbing it into his lower jaw, tugging down as hard as humanly possible causing it to come out. Then forcing Jerk to swallow his tounge.*

 

[MiccyNarc]

Boom Headshot!

 

[Evo]

Feeds him feet first to wild boars after being strapped to a board of nails to prevent escape. Oh, and slice the stomach/gut area open to allow feating by the vultures......

 

[Cormeh]

*Bores you to death*

 

[Que-Ever]

*hires large chip'n'dale to anally rape cormeh into oblivion*

 

[jerkasaur]

*Grabs the crowbar as Jerk takes another swing yelling "Yoink!" and stabbing it into his lower jaw, tugging down as hard as humanly possible causing it to come out. Then forcing Jerk to swallow his tounge.*

please Danimal, it's jerkasaur, not jerk... jerkasaur means a jerk dinosaur, jerk means me, so i like the the nickname more...

 

[Cormeh]

*Hires Chip and Dale - Rescue Rangers for assassination*

 

[jerkasaur]

*kicks Cormeh in the balls, well, it was so bad that i didn't wait to see if he died or not...*

 

[Nat Turner]

*kicks Cormeh in the balls, well, it was so bad that i didn't wait to see if he died or not...*

*quickly draws and shoots jerkasaur in the head with his single-action revolver*

You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all!

 

[Ikerous]

::Sends my legion of kittens to lick Nat to death::

Cutest death ever ^_^

 

[Que-Ever]

aww... I can't kill ikerous.
*shooots self in head*

*with large cannon, btw*

 

[jerkasaur]

*get's up like the terminator (i hate that movie, but still..) and crushes Nat Turner's head like a softdrink can...*

 

[baron insig]

Introduces Jerkysaur to Airbus A380 Turbine