Kill the person above you.

[bvasgm]

*Shoots kaf11 repeatedly with a Tommy Gun 1920's gangster style*

 

[Kamikazie]

*tapes eyes open and puts on Barney, Teletubbies, and Seseme Street.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *HACK!*
...
...
im alright...keep up the game!

 

[OvA]

I kill you and beat you to death with your corpse.

 

[Seagull]

I smash you to pieces with my titanium keyboard.

 

[Ennui]

I call forth the power of Short Recoil from the earth and channel one thousandth of it through you. The resultant force rips your body apart.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Erase every Steam game you have on your PC and sell HL2 on eBay or maybe burn it....... And then AWP you like a noob.

 

[Evo]

*sends you through the 'Ark' to Mars, chucks an ST Grenade after to*

/TollBooth Willie dies

 

[Kamikazie]

sends an inverted terrorist after Evo

HAHA! Kamikazie strikes again

 

[Ennui]

*Feeds to Zerimski*

 

[Qonfused]

Takes the glasses from his avatar and shoves into every orafice possible and laughs as Ennui bleeds to death.

 

[Kamikazie]

*Feeds to Zerimski*

NOES!

*throws ennui off the train to the hungry man eating...rabbit /monty python refrence

edit: puts curse on Qonfused...

 

[Ennui]

*locks Qonfused in a box and never lets him hear NIN again... oh, he'd die*

 

[Evo]

*cuts Kamikazie up and feeds to Trent Reznor*


Argh damn you Ennui!

 

[short recoil]

*Makes him drink 8 pints of water then locks him in a box full of quick lime*

 

[Kamikazie]

takes his AK-47 and shoots him till pronounced dead...which is NEVAR!

 

[Qonfused]

*locks Qonfused in a box and never lets him hear NIN again... oh, he'd die*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Please, anything but that.

 

[little.rebel]

Shoot you in the head with a magnum.

 

[Qonfused]

...

Original.

...

SHOOTS BACK WITH A MAGNUM.

 

[Kamikazie]

Shoot you in the head with a magnum.

i think he got that from the suicide video..

 

[little.rebel]

MISSED!


as for you kamikaze, knock you out , tie you up. Take you to the funeral home and cremate you.

 

[Shodan]

*Defeats with logic and reason.

*Makes hasty escape as to not be killed.

Ha-Harrr.

 

[little.rebel]

then do myself by sucicide bombing the next person.

 

[Kamikazie]

hey you cant do anything that has to do with suicide...thats my thing

 

[little.rebel]

oh ok, mevermind he posted and killed me before i could.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Calls upon G-Man, who puts you in stasis, and while your frozen, pistol whip and blow yo mutha ****in head in.

 

[Blackghost905]

Pour concrete around your feet and put chains on your hands then throw you in the ocean

 

[AntiAnto]

*Looks at him with menacing eyes... Several seconds later, dies*

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Pay an extremely large and muscular man to rape you , then scratch you to death with a razor blade.

 

[Top Secret]

Toothpics. Many many toothpics.

 

[AntiAnto]

With my very persuasive voice, ask him politely to do so.

 

[Seagull]

600 lashes with 6000 Wet Noodles.

 

[JNightshade]

I'll force you into a thong. You'll die of shame.

 

[outpost]

Rape..

 

[AntiAnto]

I'll send a carebear to tenderly hug you.

 

[Steven]

*Forces AntiAnto to play Runescape*

 

[bvasgm]

Borgasmed to death.

Interpret that however you want.

 

[Anthraxxx]

/Secret Asian Torture: Death of a Thousand paper Cuts!

 

[bam23]

Short Recoil joke here

 

[Qonfused]

Forces bam23 to shake hands with...

 

[<RJMC>]

I will use my super duper indestructible robotnuclearrocektsupercat

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18745&d=1130088777