Kill the person above you.

[bvasgm]

Bitch slapped to death.

Heh... you should have had a gun.

 

[Dog--]

Check the Avatar, BUDDY!

 

[MiccyNarc]

*hoses thread with MG42 fire*

 

[Qonfused]

No, mine is bigger...

*thrusts through head*

 

[joule]

*joule <3 Qonfused to death*

 

[Qonfused]

<3's back.

Would that kill you?

<3's harder.

Haha, pwnt.

 

[panda_rage]

saws head off with fibre wire.

 

[Greatgat]

^ Puts a bullet in your brain because you wouldn't **** to save your species.

 

[Uriel]

Id kill you, but your sig is soooooo good.

*mildly pokes Greatgat on the shoulder

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Stabbed with a Strider Leg

 

[xLostx]

super aids

 

[15357]

*does the thing the farmers did when US soldiers stole rice from them in 1948 in Korea*


(Cuts penis off and put in mouth)

 

[panda_rage]

*saves pandas via time travel*
then headshoots 15357 from about 200 metres away with an m4.
OMG LIEK PWNED!!!111!

 

[15357]

*the ghost of me shakes its head with pity at panda, who is stuck in the universe of Counter-Strike and will die from insanity*

 

[Jintor]

*exorcises ghost*

'DEMONS BEGONE, YO!'

 

[panda_rage]

ADVERTISING! http://www.hlcomic.com/view.php?date=2005-05-03
AND THIS ONE! http://www.hlcomic.com/view.php?date=2005-08-12
FABULOUS!
*shoots*

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

I wouldnt need to rape the panda to death, his species is almost extint as it is.

 

[Churack]

Force feeds _-_-SELAS-_-_ laxatives till he drowns in his own filth.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Locks Churack in a room with zombie thread. Muhahahah!

 

[Sam]

I tear open my abdomen, pull out my intestines and use them to strangle and whip sulkdodds to death.

 

[Lucid]

*pulls out a railgun, aims it so it lines up with everyone in the forum*...*fires, it knocks him back slightly, and the slug goes through everyone's head*

I am winnar!!1

*Then at the last second, he sees a couple of bodies twitching... He throws a miniature nuke into the pile of corpses* *runs like hell* *hides behind a wall 9,000,000 miles away and pushes the button on the detonator* *the corpses are gibbed*

 

[kirovman]

You forgot me, sucka.

*kirovman pulls out gun and caps xlucidx in the ass.

 

[Lucid]

Ow.
My ass!
YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!
Why would you do such a thing?!
You realize how much that hurts!?
*goes on whining about getting shot for about 5 hours, before kirov shoots him in the head*

 

[Qonfused]

*Kills Lucid*

 

[DigiQ8]

*open console*
*shutdown server*

muahaha i've killed yall !!

 

[Ennui]

Ow.
My ass!
YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!
Why would you do such a thing?!
You realize how much that hurts!?
*goes on whining about getting shot for about 5 hours, before kirov shoots him in the head*

What's that from?

 

[TIIMMYY]

Pineapple --> Ass.

 

[Murray_H]

What's that from?

Austin Powers?

And isn't this just spam....cpt. stern wouldn't be happy!

 

[Greatgat]

Austin Powers?

And isn't this just spam....cpt. stern wouldn't be happy!

Yeah, his thing in Site Suggestions didn't seem happy.

*explodes, killing Murray too*

 

[Alix Mcdean]

*jumps into the sky and flies around the earth at 9 billion MPH at counter-clockwise, thus sending the earth back in time and returning Greatgat back into but a single spermling ready to be ejected out of his father's wang.*
...
*Cuts off Greatgat' sfathers wiggly wang wong.*

Winnage!

-Alix

 

[xombine]

*makes Alix die for that extremely disturbing death he just posted*

 

[Razor]

*kills xombine in the most unimaginerarily boring and tedious way possible*

 

[xombine]

unimaginerarily? lol
*plunges Razor's face off*

 

[Qonfused]

...

...

Wiggly wang wong. Rofl, that's the best thing I've heard all day.

*takes a screwdriver to xombine's foot and stabs him to the floor*
*I go out and buy a Mack truck. I also buy spikes. I put spikes on the front of the Mack truck. 1 + 1 = 2.*

 

[Greatgat]

*jumps into the sky and flies around the earth at 9 billion MPH at counter-clockwise, thus sending the earth back in time and returning Greatgat back into but a single spermling ready to be ejected out of his father's wang.*
...
*Cuts off Greatgat' sfathers wiggly wang wong.*

Winnage!

-Alix

But I budded in my current form from a pristine flower... No wiggly wangs involved...

*eats Qonfused*

 

[WacK]

Hits Greatgat in the face.
Chops his d*ck of with a rusty knife, and kills him with it.. in some .. uhm.. nasty way.. sorry m8

(BTW AliX Mcdeans death is teh 1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolzor )

 

[Beerdude26]

*kills Wack in a random manner, consisting of but not limited to:
1)socks- deadly aspect- death comes when stuck in your throat (so if you see someone with a sock, you must get away from them asap).
2)plastic food wraping- deadly aspect- this unusually plastic yet sticky material becomes deadly when it is draped over your head (it is encouraged to have a healthy fear of this unusual kitchen object, because its all fun and game until someone makes a global recal on the stuff because some moron choked himself out with a sheet of plastic).
3)sporks- deadly aspect- a spork ( mutant cross bread between a fork and spoon, designed for cheapo restraunts that wont buy both ) becomes dangerous when some mentaly ill lunatic goes berserk and starts stabing the restaurant cashier because he thought it was a spoon and poked himself in the mouth while eating a bol of chili at ma and pops cheapo diner.
4)Okay people its time to start going psychological warfare on your enemies so the one thing thats self explanatory the small world song. the poor people never saw it coming, that lovable mouse was insane. he put a potentially deadly song on a childs ride, what would have happened if the thing had got stuck, all they would hear is "its a small world after all its a small world after all" its just sickening.
5)This one involves the school lunch. (this works on anyone but kids because we have built up an imunity to it) If an adult eats a school lunch they will die plain and simple.

Source: http://keilonbcool.onesite.com/blog/view_post.one?pid=7234
So as you can see, the various spelling errors I haven't noticed (and thus haven't corrected) aren't mine.

 

[JNightshade]

*gives Beerdude beer after beer until he dies from alcohol poisoning, then proceeds to laugh his ass off at the irony.

 

[WacK]

Rips Jnightshades ears off, and throws him in a big wok with boiling pasta sauce!

After he has cooked for about 20 minutes he's ready to be served with some fries and a piece of T0asT!

 

[JNightshade]

Goddamn I'm delicious!