Kill the person above you.

[jabberwock95]

Suggests he may possibly have insulted Chuck Norris, stands well back.

 

[Qonfused]

*takes pictures of Jabber and then shows him his own face until his eyes bleed*

Oh snap.

 

[Evo]

*sets up an MG42 and proceeds to kill everyone*

*until ammo runs out :O*

 

[Qonfused]

*takes a hot, empty shell and sticks it up Evo's... [insert orafice here]*

 

[Lucid]

*sits on the sidelines, eating Munchos... watching the carnage... while inside an indestructible booth*

 

[Sulkdodds]

/me opens the door and punshes lucid's face through the back of his skull

TWINKIE HOUSE!

 

[Lucid]

Ow...
Damn I knew I forgot to lock the door.
*kicks Sulkdodds in the balls with a steel toe boot*
*throws him out of the booth, locks the door this time *

 

[kirovman]

/me watches xlucidx get deprived of oxygen while inside the booth.

HABEEB IT!

 

[Alix Mcdean]

*Desperately runs from a gang of wild rabid pissed off teenagers with sharp sticks and musket rifles. While running I happen to check the time where then I realise it tis' only 2:18 PM, durring this time between 2:10 and 2:20 Kirovman has been known to stand outside 'Le Gay Sechs Shoppe!!one' while sipping a freshly brewed pot of Coffee, yes, pot, not cup. He is but a coffee fiend as we've all come to know about our love-able unfortunate victom. While running I take the left, down Ventura Blvd, where down the street, though but a mere spec to the human eye at this distance, I find ol' Kirovman standing there in all his gallory, pot in-hand mind you. I continue my run towards him in the speediest of fashions, quickly gaining ground closer and closer towards him. Within seconds I am but a few feet away! So with some quick wit, fast hands, a flaccid penis and some cunning skills, I grab Kirovman and turn around. Confused, and quite understandably so! Kirov looks up just up just in time to find the angry horde of teenagers comming directly at him, the sharp ends first! Tee-hee I say in pure glee as Kirovman is then destroyed and ripped to mere shreds!*

G'day sir!

-Alix

 

[Fliko]

*/kills Alix Mcdean*

 

[OvA]

*hangs inverted from a ledge and slides a 2" blade between Alix Mcdean's second and third vertebrae*

*Writes note explaining that I was ordered to kill anyone that spelled their name funny*

EDIT *Roundhouse kicks Flicko's jaw off for posting before me*

 

[jerkasaur]

*ties a rope to OvA's pubic hair and pushes him off a cliff.*

 

[OvA]

*ties a rope to OvA's pubic hair and pushes him off a cliff.*

*grabs cat that was falling from the eiffel tower and uses as parachute....but leaves the rope because it's kinky*

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I perform goatse on OvA until he succumbs to his wounds.

 

[OvA]

I perform goatse on OvA until he succumbs to his wounds.

OvA submits

 

[Churack]

Locks OvA in a room with my sister causing him to be crushed by her immense flab.

 

[Steven]

Feeds Churack to "wog boy fully sik" in hope that he will be murderd over the internet via excessive swearing and capitalisation.

 

[Llama]

*passes AIDS on to thesteven*

 

[Evo]

*makes a realy Llama charge Llama repeatadly until he dies*

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

*makes a realy Llama charge Llama repeatadly until he dies*

*Tub girls Evo's face until he suffocates*

 

[xombine]

*stabs Rakurai with a broken AOL membership CD*

 

[Llama]

*crushes xombine under my frightningly large and heavy love torpedo*

 

[JNightshade]

*Shaves, cooks, and eats Llama*

 

[Llama]

*returns as a Zombie to eat Jnightshade from the inside out*

 

[Sulkdodds]

/rape

 

[Llama]

/anti-rape device that binds itself to the uses genitals then slowly injects snake vemon, causing the genitals to drop off and a slow, agonizing death that takes weeks to end

 

[JNightshade]

*Rapes Llama again, now that his anti-rape device is gone.

 

[bvasgm]

Penis hole + needle until death.

 

[Jimmeh]

*Tapes bvagsm's eyelids open and forces him to watch Crazy Frog adverts until his head explodes*

 

[dream431ca]

I do nothing...and your so shocked you die.

 

[Llama]

*does nothing back*

*dreams head implodes*

 

[lastHOPE_lambda]

puts llama in a meat grinder.
Coincidently the next day the school is serving llama suprise

 

[JNightshade]

"Mmm! Mystery llama!"

 

[Llama]

YUO CANT KILL A ZOMBIE LLAMA! IT WILL ALWAYS RETURN FOOO!

*eats brains*

Edit: omg wtf hax bbq 1111 posts!!!!!!onezorz

 

[Teta_Bonita]

*does a secret flying ninja death kick of doom in super slow-mo, causing Llama's head to explode from shear awsomeness*

 

[dream431ca]

YUO CANT KILL A ZOMBIE LLAMA! IT WILL ALWAYS RETURN FOOO!

*eats brains*

Edit: omg wtf hax bbq 1111 posts!!!!!!onezorz

I steal your pokemon cards..then you die of suffication of your plush pikachu.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*Whips out Big Willy and slaps Dream repeatedly, then forces him to **** a chick with AIDS* DON'T BE SILLY COVER YOUR WILLY! USE A CONDOM!

 

[G-Dub]

Shanks in heart.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*Bitch slaps*

 

[JNightshade]

*slaps bitch*