Kim Jong Il, the Greatest Golfer In History!

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Move over Tiger Woods
See you later Ernie Els
Make way for the Dear Leader of the DPRK, Kim Jong Il :E

The North Korean Press Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Il made SEVEN holes-in-one and shot an astounding 38 under par during his FIRST EVER round of golf. :rolling:
 
Lies propaganda and more lies.. wait if that's true whoa! maybe he'l make the mistake of trying to come over here to compete!
 
He can also run 100 meters in 4.8235 seconds. Dont worry if you havent heard about it, cause you will during this summers olympics.
 
lol, its too bad North Korean's will never actually see their "beloved" leader performing such amazing feats. :laugh:
 
I need to get a shirt with him on it, that would pwn. The funny thing about Koreas though, is that people are actually fleeing FROM Koreas INTO China. You know there is somthing wrong with your country when your citizens are fleeing into China.
 
SFLUFAN said:
Move over Tiger Woods
See you later Ernie Els
Make way for the Dear Leader of the DPRK, Kim Jong Il :E

The North Korean Press Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Il made SEVEN holes-in-one and shot an astounding 38 under par during his FIRST EVER round of golf. :rolling:

OMFGZ0RS!!!one
Does that beat Mussolini's record?!
 
actually it was frolf - frisbey golf.

lmao. jong il > tiger woods? yeah and i have a 15in shlong.
 
Kim's PR staff is almost as good as Clinton's at lieing.
 
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