Kittens are awesome.

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Im at my moms home babysitting my sister, and they got a kitten. She's in my lap right now attacking my hands and my shirt. Her balance is pretty off, so she makes some stupid judgment when determining distances and results in her falling over and stuff. Hilarious.
It's fun as hell to watch the cat go after a piece of string. I play with it ****ing forever. The cat gets sick of it before me.

They are delicious too.
 
I love to pretend to eat kittens. They are so cute I want to eat them.
 
Sounds like Lolcats are for you.
But yeah, I wish there was some kind of way to make kittens never grow up, they get fat and lazy eventually.
 
Yeah, I have a cat of my own. I don't remember his age, but he's starting to get old. He does get on my nerves. I still love him thou. I did cry when we had to put down his "uncle" or what ever that I had with my dad. It suprised me how much you can care for a pet.

Without clothing it and all that creepy shit.
 
Pivovar said:
But yeah, I wish there was some kind of way to make kittens never grow up, they get fat and lazy eventually.
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Nuh uh. u fat and lazy
 
When I visited my mother a while ago, she recently acquired a little kitten. It was scared of me at first, but by the time I left a week later, we were bestest of friends. I wanted to take it with me, but I couldn't :(
 
Yeah I love kittens, i had them at my house once and they used to climb up the curtains ninja style.

Then we sold them :(
 
I have 1 cat + a cat I saved.

My cats name is Sally & I got her for my wife when she was just a kitten, but she imprinted herself onto me at a very young age & so for the past 9 years, she has followed me around like I was her momma. Sleeps with me, sits on my desk here in my office when i'm on the PC, meows outside the bathroom door until I either open the door for her to come in or I come out.

Gonna be a very sad day for me when she dies...

The cat I saved was from my aunt when she moved. She was a nice cat, until she moved in with us a year ago. She is a little B**ch. She knows better than to mess with me after she attacked my hand because she got tired of me petting her, when I grabed her by the scruff of the neck, smacked her on the arse & threw her outside to sleep in the rain. Though from time to time, she'll wig out on my wife & daughter, though when I walk into the room, she knows she was in the wrong & so takes off running or tries to play the sweet kitty with me. I regret taking her in. Eats my cats food, hisses at her & is in general a pain in the butt.

-MRG
 
Shut up.

I don't know, it feels like you kind of earn a cats respect. I love dogs too, and im good with them, but cats don't really do anything they don't want to do, you know?
 
Agreed, but they turn into big cats who get impatient if you don't let them in the house quick enough.

Here's a picture I got of my cat:

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Cats ftw. I like being looked down upon by an animal who shits in a box.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
Cats ftw. I like being looked down upon by an animal who shits in a box.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
(Don't know why I found that so funny, but I did.)

My cats litter box, is inside the fireplace behind a decretive screen, which is working out great as there is an updraft that eliminates 90% of all the odor & the fact that our house was built in the 70's & so there is a gas fireplace which was *never* up to code, even when it was first installed, well as far as the PG&E guy said. Anyways, I accidently looked behind the screen to see if we were out of Kitty litter, when I caught my cat doing her business.

OMG.. the look she gave me was classic. From the look she gave me, it was quite clear that she thought I was a dirty-rotten peeping tom & that the first chance she gets, she was gonna lick the rim of my glass when I wasn't looking, right after she licked her own ass. Since that one mistake, I always find where she is at before looking behind the screen.

-MRG
 
Kittens FTW.



My plan for world domination in part involves a swarm of kittens overrunning the white house.



Broadcast it live as the kittens bring the president down and claw him to death, I swear to god, that image will burn in the eyes of Americans all over, the 'greatest' nation on Earth and its leader brought down by a baby animal.



After that resistance will be half hearted at best.


:borg:
 
AWWW
kittenz are sooo uber mega awesome
i have 3
ones black, ones white and ones a tabby
:D
 
Puppies own kittens immensely.

And they stay awesome even as they grow older.
 
Kittens are lovely, and cats are also much better than dogs. I think all dogs should be put down, I hate them. And I wouldn't have one as a rug either, unless there's Angora dogs.

Feel free to make an original joke about my name now :)
 
I could argue with you about how horribly wrong you are. And you are, very, very wrong. But it's clear you're lost to the cats.
 
Kittens are badass, they are like so unsteady soon after birth its funny AND cute to see them try to walk round but just fall over and squeal :D
 
I had to study that picture very closely before I realized what in the **** it was.
 
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