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Heres a pic of my girlfriend.

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No she cant, because girls arnt allowed on the internet.
 
Gunner said:
Man that bitch is fugly. :O
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alot better than what you can brag about being your "girlfriend"...if any.


I really would'nt judge off of one picture.

and, just not cool if you don't even know her.

This girl has a ****in body. Shes sexy as hell, smokes me out all the damn time, then gives me some so i can smoke later, wants me to play video games and guitar for her, wants sex more than I do, drinks like a champ, only girl that can make me laugh my ass off, cleans my room, and just about everything else that defines a perfect girl. Nicest damn person you'll ever meet. Maybe thats the reason I don't like someone calling my girlfriend a bitch thats fugly. If you only knew man.
 
If you don't want to be randomly insulted, don't ****ing post it on the internetz. Kay?
 
guitars savior said:
alot better than what you can brag about being your "girlfriend"...if any.


I really would'nt judge off of one picture.

and, just not cool if you don't even know her.

This girl has a ****in body. Shes sexy as hell, smokes me out all the damn time, then gives me some so i can smoke later, wants me to play video games and guitar for her, wants sex more than I do, drinks like a champ, only girl that can make me laugh my ass off, cleans my room, and just about everything else that defines a perfect girl. Nicest damn person you'll ever meet. Maybe thats the reason I don't like someone calling my girlfriend a bitch thats fugly. If you only knew man.
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW! I REALLY MEAN THAT!

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guitars savior said:
alot better than what you can brag about being your "girlfriend"...if any.


I really would'nt judge off of one picture.

and, just not cool if you don't even know her.

This girl has a ****in body. Shes sexy as hell, smokes me out all the damn time, then gives me some so i can smoke later, wants me to play video games and guitar for her, wants sex more than I do, drinks like a champ, only girl that can make me laugh my ass off, cleans my room, and just about everything else that defines a perfect girl. Nicest damn person you'll ever meet. Maybe thats the reason I don't like someone calling my girlfriend a bitch thats fugly. If you only knew man.
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It was a test and you failed miserably. You took the bait like a noobish McNoob. KTHXBAI!
 
Jintor said:
If you don't want to be randomly insulted, don't ****ing post it on the internetz. Kay?
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holy shit!!! i totally forgot i can't post pictures on a site that people can post just about anything!

thanks for moderating my internet activities. I was just simply stating that its ridiculous to judge someone to that extent when you don't even know them, other than a little picture. people are deeper than that.
 
No offense, but she sounds like a stupid ****.

Edit: Hint - word begins with a c.
 
Gunner said:
It was a test and you failed miserably. You took the bait like a noobish McNoob. KTHXBAI!
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Yes, I failed the test of getting a girlfriend, and defending her when someone says that bitch is fugly .

I'm such a noob to a website, and relationships.

i ****in suck ass at life, dont i
 
No offense, but she sounds like a stupid ****.

Edit: Hint - word begins with a c.
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Wtf do cups have anything to do with it?It doesnt even make sense grammatically. Shes one person, but cups is plural.

Your a stupid cups!

Yes, I failed the test of getting a girlfriend, and defending her when someone says that bitch is fugly .

I'm such a noob to a website, and relationships.

i ****in suck ass at life, dont i
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You failed at understanding hl2.net humor, and thus failed in general
 
Pressure said:
No offense, but she sounds like a stupid ****.

Edit: Hint - word begins with a c.
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haha, beleive it or not, when I first met her, I thought the same damn thing. But we chilled for a while,and I found out shes actually pretty damn smart. Definately has her head on straight. I just don't feel like typing memoirs of our relationship and her personality,
 
Okay, she sounds like a stupid *unt. Since you already know the first letter just replace it with the c and you have the truth. Your jokes suck more than my mother.
 
Pressure said:
Okay, she sounds like a stupid *unt. Since you already know the first letter just replace it with the c and you have the truth. Your jokes suck more than my mother.
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Idunno about that. :farmer:
 
Pressure said:
Okay, she sounds like a stupid *unt. Since you already know the first letter just replace it with the c and you have the truth. Your jokes suck more than my mother.
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Um, what the hell was I joking about when I posted that?
 
DOUBLE POST! DOUBLE POST!

BAN HIM.

And your joke was about her head being on straight. Clearly the picture depicts a slightly cocked head attachment.
 
Okay, I wish to know more about your girlfriend so I've compiled this list of questions:

1. How smart is she?
2. What kind of personality does she have?
3. How tight is her pussy?
4. How long have you been dating?
5. How many other dudes have had their dicks inside her?
6. What religion is she?
7. What's her world view?
8. Does she moan during sex? If so how loud?
9. What are her plans for the future?
10. Do you bring her to orgasm during intercourse? If so, do you believe she is faking?
11. How long before she graduates high school?
12. Do you think the other guys who've ****ed her were better than you at sex, were more "endowed" or really pleased her? If so, do you think she still thinks about them?
13. When she does graduate do you think she will continue to college?
14. How serious is the relationship?
15. Does it bother you to think about some other guy having his dick deep inside her and she's moaning in pleasure and arcing her back?
16. How cool is her family?
17. Does she have any sisters?
18. What if she's cheating on you?
19. Do you guys ever talk about getting married?
20. Does she give good head? If so, who do you think she practiced on? If you're the first, who do you think she will show later?
 
Pressure said:
Okay, I wish to know more about your girlfriend so I've compiled this list of questions:

1. How smart is she?
2. What kind of personality does she have?
3. How tight is her pussy?
4. How long have you been dating?
5. How many other dudes have had their dicks inside her?
6. What religion is she?
7. What's her world view?
8. Does she moan during sex? If so how loud?
9. What are her plans for the future?
10. Do you bring her to orgasm during intercourse? If so, do you believe she is faking?
11. How long before she graduates high school?
12. Do you think the other guys who've ****ed her were better than you at sex, were more "endowed" or really pleased her? If so, do you think she still thinks about them?
13. When she does graduate do you think she will continue to college?
14. How serious is the relationship?
15. Does it bother you to think about some other guy having his dick deep inside her and she's moaning in pleasure and arcing her back?
16. How cool is her family?
17. Does she have any sisters?
18. What if she's cheating on you?
19. Do you guys ever talk about getting married?
20. Does she give good head? If so, who do you think she practiced on? If you're the first, who do you think she will show later?
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1-20 = who gives a shit
 
I give a shit. You can't just post a pic and say "HAI GUYZ DIS IS MY GURLFRIND!!"
 
I do! That's why I asked.

Obviously, since this is a thread about your girlfriend that YOU made you wanted us to know about her, thus such things are open for discussion. Or does it bother you that your girlfriend, who according to you probably ****s like a champion, will be ****ing someone else in the near future and that's why you don't want to answer it? I'm curious, so answer the above 20 :D.
 
There has to be more to a thread. I can't just make a thread about rape without a story behind it or something....

Wait dude, wait, what?
 
You knew exactly what you were doing. Now answer.

On a side note, I'd **** your girlfriend. I may not be the "biggest" guy out there, but I'm a tiny bit larger than average. I bet I could make her moan out in pleasure while I give it to her from behind doggy style. I can see it now, she's on her knees with her ass in the air and she's lying on her chest on the bed with her arms spread out gripping the sheets as I pound her from behind. She can feel the pressure of every inch of what I've got to give while she has arcs her back. I'd do it hard, but not to fast as to make the experience pleasurable for the both of us. If she didn't reach climax before I did I could definitely finish her off doin somethin else ;).
 
Pressure said:
I do! That's why I asked.

Obviously, since this is a thread about your girlfriend that YOU made you wanted us to know about her, thus such things are open for discussion. Or does it bother you that your girlfriend, who according to you probably ****s like a champion, will be ****ing someone else in the near future and that's why you don't want to answer it? I'm curious, so answer the above 20 :D.
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like, damn. Is this all you do? I decide to post a picture of my girlfriend, thinking it would be cool just to show her, not bragging or giving a life story.....or complaining about one small thread out of God knows how many threads, and you compose a test for me to prove something that does'nt even exist. I would feel better that you wasted your time writing and laughing at your own jokes within a test.
 
Pressure said:
You knew exactly what you were doing. Now answer.

On a side note, I'd **** your girlfriend. I may not be the "biggest" guy out there, but I'm a tiny bit larger than average. I bet I could make her moan out in pleasure while I give it to her from behind doggy style. I can see it now, she's on her knees with her ass in the air and she's lying on her chest on the bed with her arms spread out gripping the sheets as I pound her from behind. She can feel the pressure of every inch of what I've got to give while she has arcs her back. I'd do it hard, but not to fast as to make the experience pleasurable for the both of us. If she didn't reach climax before I did I could definitely finish her off doin somethin else ;).
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Well, I do this everyday. Glad to have the chance, sorry you don't. Keep imagining man, because I live that shit everyday. Smoke some weed right afterwards, lay back with a cigarette, and enjoy every bit of it.


I did'nt learn my moves from internet porn either:E
 
Artist rendition! :D

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Notice my smile and thumbs up. It implies that I'm having a good time. Also take note of her expression. That too implies that she's enjoying it.
 
I'm gay, so I'm really just jerking it to your picture in that picture thread. But, answer my 20 questions. I demand it!

Also, how good are you at guitar? Since you can serenade someone you must be at least Hendrix level, right?
 
In case you forgot the 20 questions, here they are:

1. How smart is she?
2. What kind of personality does she have?
3. How tight is her pussy?
4. How long have you been dating?
5. How many other dudes have had their dicks inside her?
6. What religion is she?
7. What's her world view?
8. Does she moan during sex? If so how loud?
9. What are her plans for the future?
10. Do you bring her to orgasm during intercourse? If so, do you believe she is faking?
11. How long before she graduates high school?
12. Do you think the other guys who've ****ed her were better than you at sex, were more "endowed" or really pleased her? If so, do you think she still thinks about them?
13. When she does graduate do you think she will continue to college?
14. How serious is the relationship?
15. Does it bother you to think about some other guy having his dick deep inside her and she's moaning in pleasure and arcing her back?
16. How cool is her family?
17. Does she have any sisters?
18. What if she's cheating on you?
19. Do you guys ever talk about getting married?
20. Does she give good head? If so, who do you think she practiced on? If you're the first, who do you think she will show later?

Also, here a new one:

21. Does she have a myspace? If so, what is it?
 
Pressure said:
I'm gay, so I'm really just jerking it to your picture in that picture thread. But, answer my 20 questions. I demand it!

Also, how good are you at guitar? Since you can serenade someone you must be at least Hendrix level, right?
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Actually, all bullshit about a picture mess aside, I'm not Hendrix level, of course. He's too orginal for someone to be at a "Hendrix level". I'm good enough to respect other musician's and view on music due to the fact that I've been exposed to the creative side of music. I've been playing about 5 to 6 years, and no guitarists should really judge themselves. The most recent song I have learned is Entombment of a Machine, by Job For A Cowboy ( http://www.purevolume.com/jobforacowboy ). I play right along with it and sounds pretty damn right to me.
 
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