Kompressor!!!!

[Yuri]

KOMPRESSOR!!!

KOMPRESSOR is artist ANDREAS K currently living in state of OHIO, united states. originally come from bremen, germany. KOMPRESSOR sound is hard and angry, good words used for song and electronic.

You must download his free music, and rock hard.

"Adding up numbers is very uplifting."

He's hardcore. And educational. Pure badass, yo. Check out his Gallery for some harcore pictures.

 

[CyberSh33p]

yeah, KOMPRESSOR rocks
because we must DESTROY MASS MEDIA!

www.frontalot.com also, needs mention cause they did that RAPPERS WE CRUSH song with em

 

[Yuri]

Can no one handle the raw power of Kompressor?

Are you weak and puny?

 

[Ikerous]

Are you weak and puny?

As a matter of fact i am.

 

[Yuri]

As a matter of fact i am.

Obviously. :hmph:

You are puny, tiny, pasty, skinny weaklings! Your knobby knees shake and tremble in the Kompressor's presence!

You look like this: :dork:
Not like this: :frown:

Everyone knows that real men are always angry. Angry and strong. And not puny and weak. And they can withstand bullets. See?

:sniper: :angry:

 

[Tr0n]

Obviously. :hmph:

You are puny, tiny, pasty, skinny weaklings! Your knobby knees shake and tremble in the Kompressor's presence!

You look like this: :dork:
Not like this: :frown:

Everyone knows that real men are always angry. Angry and strong. And not puny and weak. And they can withstand bullets. See?

:sniper: :angry:

Trying to make up for something your not?

 

[Hazar]

bah, it downloads slowly

2.5 right now.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Um... I'll give it a look?

 

[Murray_H]

And there's me thinking this was a thread about Mercedes Benz....

 

[KiMcH33]

^same here

 

[burnzie]

Yeah i wouldnt mind driving one one day...

 

[Feath]

Is this a joke?

EDIT: Wait, it must be.

 

[Yuri]

Is this a joke?

EDIT: Wait, it must be.

Yes, of course its a joke ;(

Basically Kompressor is this dorky German guy that lives in the US and dresses in leather and cheap Halloween masks and rocks to educational music. It's supposed to be a spoof on hardcore German rock (like Rummenstein or whatever) where he sings about Vitamins and Addition and other stuff.

You guys are no fun

 

[Gunner]

What the fudge?

http://www.kompressormusic.com/pics/k/k-paulsimon.jpg

 

[Hazar]

/me was fooled

at least until I heard the first song