Krynn's drunk thread?

[nurizeko]

Hey, I know its been decreed that its not allowed, but I'm apparently making one anyways. I am drunk and making a thread about it. I was playing prototype up until a few minutes ago when my roomate asked me to get on the internet and look up what blood in puke generally meant. From my drunk googling it seems that light colored blood in puke just means shes got a cut somewhere in her mouth or esophogus whereas dark blood is much worse. He said his fiancee was puking up lightly colored blood with her vomit (she drank way, way too much before we noticed and cut her off). So hopefully its not bad.

We were about to watch Arrested development but then we noticed her not looking good at all. She was really happy when i went to the bathroom, when I got out she looked like she might have been dying. So I told my friend to check on her and make sure shes alright. What are the signs of alcohol poisoning? I need to know in case we need to get her to a hospital.

She's infected with the blacklight virus.

 

[Raziaar]

Considering its one of my best friend's soon-to-be-wife, I think I shan't. Anyways, the situation seems to have been cared for. She will probably feel like total shit tomorrow, but maybe she'll learn her limit. In any case, i'm off to bed. Thanks to you guys who helped.

Sorry I couldn't help. I don't know much about alcohol consumption. I mean, I know a few things, the obvious ones, but not things like blood and such.

 

[VirusType2]

Suck the poison out.

 

[Jintor]

Most reputable I'm drunk thread ever.

 

[Stigmata]

Downright respectable, even. Possibly the only one I've ever seen not get locked.

 

[Absinthe]

Would have been better with pics.

 

[MJ12]

Krynn sounds like the least fun drunk person.

 

[PJ]

Krynn sounds like the least fun drunk person.

No, that would be jverne.

 

[Krynn72]

Krynn sounds like the least fun drunk person.

It was really fun up until we thought we were going to have to call 911 and get an ambulance. Then it turned pretty not fun. I was also like 80% sober by the end of this thread.

Also, I tried really hard in the first few posts to spell correctly so people would actually read it. Glad to see its relatively cohesive.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

LOL IM DURNK GUISE! ISNT IT FUNNEH! IM SO DRUNK I LUV TO PARTUY LOLO.HAHAHAH

Faget.

 

[Krynn72]

LOL IM DURNK GUISE! ISNT IT FUNNEH! IM SO DRUNK I LUV TO PARTUY LOLO.HAHAHAH

Faget.

Thanks for taking the time to read the thread.

 

[The Monkey]

Drowning in your own vomit Hendrix-style is one of the best ways to go out, so maybe she didn't appreciate you laying her on her side?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

LOL IM NTO DRNK GUYS.

 

[nofreeman]

u can't be the F***k drunk!!! i was drunk on friday night i couldn't control any aspect of my body and saterday i wish i died! twice

 

[Sloth]

u can't be the F***k drunk!!! i was drunk on friday night i couldn't control any aspect of my body and saterday i wish i died! twice

There is a thing called excess, it can apply to alcohol as well as exclamation marks...

 

[Blinxx]

I know im double posting but my roomate just asked if there is anyway to reduce the amount of vomiting from drunkness. All i know of is water.

Meh. Sometimes there's no way. Not eating should reduce it. She'll be fine the next day (or the day after).

 

[Diesel_Power]

Drunk and posting on a gaming forum. I guess it's safe to say you weren't having any sex.

 

[Krynn72]

Not drunk and posting on a gaming forum. I guess its safe to say you arent having any either.

 

[CyberPitz]

I had a friend that was in the same position not too long ago. He couldn't walk himself off. He ended up crawling to the bathroom puking a shit ton, then giving himself a bath. I had to be there to supervise nad make sure he didn't drown. Oh what fun.

 

[Qonfused]

This thread needs more racial slurs.

 

[Stigmata]

Are we allowed to say honkey?

 

[Dodo]

This thread needs more rohypnol.

-dodo