Kryptonite discovered

[kirovman]

Damn you Lex Luthor! D:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6584229.stm

Researchers from mining group Rio Tinto discovered the unusual mineral and enlisted the help of Dr Stanley when they could not match it with anything known previously to science.

Once the London expert had unravelled the mineral's chemical make-up, he was shocked to discover this formula was already referenced in literature - albeit fictional literature.

"Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luther from a museum in the film Superman Returns.

Too little, too late in the case of Alexander Litvinyenko though.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Awww, it's not green? That's no fun.

 

[Smoke]

What the ****?!

 

[Maxi]

What the **** indeed!?

 

[clarky003]

Moldavite looks more like Kryptonite D :

 

[Remus]

Moldavite looks more like Kryptonite D :

D: D: I was thinking more like Tiberium D:

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldavite

Moldavite is an olive-green or dull greenish vitreus substance formed by a meteorite impact.

What the ****?! D: D:

 

[Smoke]

We are doomed.

D:

 

[Icarusintel]

So, if Kryptonite's real, then where the f*ck is Superman?

 

[Kula Meenur]

/superman approaches/

*swoosh!*

"OH **** ME, THERE HE GOES!"

 

[CrazyHarij]

****, my only weakness.

 

[Jintor]

****, crap.

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

 

[Baal]

The super heroes of HL2.net are safe no more.

 

[Bob_Marley]

The Serbians are now perpareing to conduct a programme of "Superhero cleansing" in the near future. So watch out, they may be after you!


(Making light of genocide is nasty, horrible and rather unpleasent. But someone was going to make a comment like that.)

 

[Sulkdodds]

And someone had to do it.

You've done us all proud.

 

[achilles_d]

poor superman

 

[Asus]

So, if Kryptonite's real, then where the f*ck is Superman?

He died.

 

[Bob_Marley]

He died.

Indeed.

The Serbians got him!

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Holy ****. Now I have to tell that idiot in my class that Kryptonite does exist.

 

[<RJMC>]

but is not green and dont shine?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Less talking, and more D: and what the f*ck! D:

 

[<RJMC>]

Less talking, and more D: and what the f*ck! D:

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[Taboo]

He died.

Twice... atleast.

 

[Jintor]

Don't forget all those Super-dudes in Universes 1, 2 and 4.

 

[dream431ca]

never trust the BBC.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Awww, it's not green? That's no fun.

You could always paint it green :|