Lame pickup Lines

[kingthebadger]

www.linesthataregood.com

you use a site for ur pickup lines? rofl

 

[bliink]

you use a site for ur pickup lines? rofl

god no lol.. its just funny...

 

[Exclamatio]

you use a site for ur pickup lines? rofl

are you stupid?

the answer is yes!


heres a good 1

"hey whats up, wanna play some cs?"

 

[Raawr]

My friend said this the other day and I found it rather funny. In context it did make more sense...

You must have steel nipples, because I've got magnetic eyes.

OMG ROFL HAHHAHA

 

[ComradeBadger]

"Heya, I'm <name> you alright?"

Odd, but that's actually the only chat up line that works

 

[Raawr]

sucky sucky 2 dollars


ROFL southpark RULLLLEEEEZ :d

keeep em comming guyz

 

[Mo' Justice]

Have you ever heard of an Aussie kiss?

It's like a French Kiss but Down-under.

 

[Brian Damage]

"Would you like a Worm Do?"

<"What's a Worm Do?">

"Oh, it crawls along the ground like this." [Makes squiggling motion with hand]

- from Red Dwarf.

 

[el Chi]

I like collecting dead bees. Will you have sex with me?

Hey baby, do you live in an aquarium? Cause you look like you've got crabs.

 

[burnzie]

Hey you know whats better then a dead baby?

SECHS1!@@!!!

 

[wbcninjaofmist]

this one works

If u say this one and u get her to smile ... its smooth sailing from there on, all u gotta do is say "honey...im home" but with inflection as if your some husband coming home from work to his wife.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

"Heya, I'm <name> you alright?"

Odd, but that's actually the only chat up line that works

I suppose that might be partly because its not just a chat up line. You might genuinly want to know if someone is alright, or just if you can get to know them better...

 

[ComradeBadger]

Precisely. Opens lots of oppurtunity