last night was ****ing miserable

[jverne]

and when i needed HL2.net the most it failed.


at about 1AM i ate cottage cheese with bananas, at 2 AM i consumed half a packet of dried apricots.

i tried go to sleep at 4 AM...but could not.

reason being that the mixture of cottage cheese and apricots digested into insane amounts of gas. the worst thing was that gas buildup happened in the small intestine and releasing it was very difficult and out of my control. so the buildup caused massive abdominal cramps that persisted till 7:30. then thankfully i went on the toiled and dumped half a liter of light consistency excrement. followed by absurd waves of high pressure gas, that probably woke up all four of my flatmates (3 of them being hot girls).


after the miserable night i could get some shut eye.

not to self: dairy products are normally difficult to digest and cause gas buildup. dried apricots are covered in sulfur to prevent loss of color, the sulfur is then transformed to a gaseous compound by bacteria in the anaerobic small intestine. this combination is to be avoided at all costs.

 

[Dinnesch]

This was the worst day of my life.

I usually spend most of the day F5'ing and reading here so this day was very boring, also had no school.

 

[YROC]

Thank you, Jvernepedia.

I remember I was at work one time and I had to fart really bad... but I didn't want anyone to smell anything so I just kept holding it in... after about an hour or so, I had the worst stomach ache ever. Eventually I ended up walking around and letting the gas out so no one would notice. It felt so good to have an empty stomach. It was my fault for drinking a full can of Monster during my lunch break. I worked the night shift though... so I thought it would help.

 

[jverne]

Thank you, Jvernepedia.

I remember I was at work one time and I had to fart really bad... but I didn't want anyone to smell anything so I just kept holding it in... after about an hour or so, I had the worst stomach ache ever. Eventually I ended up walking around and letting the gas out so no one would notice. It felt so good to have an empty stomach. It was my fault for drinking a full can of Monster during my lunch break. I worked the night shift though... so I thought it would help.

this is usually my technique too. i walk around slowly releasing so the concentration at one particular spot doesn't get to high.

 

[YROC]

Yeah... it wasn't the sound I was worried about, because we had machines running everywhere. It was the smell. I pretended like I had to check a box for materials so I walked away and farted at the same time. If there were no machines, the same technique would have been used though.

 

[gFrohman]

Tee hee...

If you hold your farts in too much, you will have spontaneous combustion.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Wasn't that bad, I just went to another site.

 

[YROC]

I seriously didn't know what to do sometimes. At certain points of the day, I just like to get on and check the forums. I had a couple hours to spare yesterday.

 

[lefty]

I was up late too, til like four in the morning. And where was hl2.net? Who knows.

 

[gFrohman]

HL2.net was with your mom.

But seriously now, yeah I was bored last night too and HL2.net abandoned me. I was lost & confused.

 

[Tyguy]

cottage cheese with bananas? You deserved it you psycho.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Is it bad that OP made me laugh like a little girl?

 

[YROC]

What's funny about cottage cheese?

*chuckle*

 

[Sledgehammer]

I thought this thread was going to be about STD's.

I was disappointed.

 

[McGooTheWise]

i went on the toiled and dumped half a liter of light consistency excrement. followed by absurd waves of high pressure gas, that probably woke up all four of my flatmates (3 of them being hot girls).

This just made me laugh out loud for some reason.

 

[Remus]

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=cottage cheese&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Googled cottage cheese and...:x

 

[YROC]

Everyone click Remus' link and look at third image. Nothing bad will come of it.

 

[Warped]

I almost had sex last night

 

[unozero]

and when i needed HL2.net the most it failed.


at about 1AM i ate cottage cheese with bananas, at 2 AM i consumed half a packet of dried apricots.

i tried go to sleep at 4 AM...but could not.

reason being that the mixture of cottage cheese and apricots digested into insane amounts of gas. the worst thing was that gas buildup happened in the small intestine and releasing it was very difficult and out of my control. so the buildup caused massive abdominal cramps that persisted till 7:30. then thankfully i went on the toiled and dumped half a liter of light consistency excrement. followed by absurd waves of high pressure gas, that probably woke up all four of my flatmates (3 of them being hot girls).


after the miserable night i could get some shut eye.

not to self: dairy products are normally difficult to digest and cause gas buildup. dried apricots are covered in sulfur to prevent loss of color, the sulfur is then transformed to a gaseous compound by bacteria in the anaerobic small intestine. this combination is to be avoided at all costs.

come on dude that should have ben common sense....

 

[jverne]

come on dude that should have ben common sense....

but it was tasty ;(