last night....

[AiM]

OMFG.

Somebody buttsecksed you while you were drunk?

That sucks major. I'd be sexually scared for life it had happened to me.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

I think he was being sarcastic...

 

[Jintor]

Man yesterday I goy so wasted, I woke up in the house were we had the party. There was a bunch of people in the room. It was horible man, I woke up with this horible pain in my ass, I couldnt walk. I went to the bathroom to take a leak, and I founk a freaking condom stuck up my ass !

I went to the freaking doctor on a sunday morning to take aids test. Negative, thanks god.

I seriously hope for your sake you're lying to us all.

That is, i hear, a great practical joke.