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Do not eat too much Diabetic Chocolate - for bad things will happen. And thou shalst run out of toiletry paper. And thy toilet waters will flow. Regularly.
 
i can tell you speak from experience. i hear your call, good sire. and i shall strive to remove that foul god forsaken filth from the planet, with immediate effect.
 
That is what thou shalt get when thou does not buy regular chocolate insteadst.
 
The Thing said:
That is what thou shalt get when thou does not buy regular chocolate insteadst.

With great sadness, he didst thou express his inability to consumate the sugary chocolate, for it doth tasteth most foul, but he doth have a weaketh will when it comes to ice cream.
 
Speaking of which, my little brother just put a bit of lax in Dad's tea. He's going to a party tonight :x
 
I ate some low carb chocolates, and had that happen to me. Heh. Its the sugar alcohols in it that has the effect.

Just wanna say its worse than the D.
 
Duth thou troubled simple apple-john request a non-laxative product?
 
One time I drank a single drop of x-lax and crapped for 12 hours straight.
 
Parrot of doom said:
Do not eat too much Diabetic Chocolate - for bad things will happen. And thou shalst run out of toiletry paper. And thy toilet waters will flow. Regularly.

At my old old school 3 years ago some kids brang Diareah chocolates and gave them to people. I saw a kid eat like 14 of them :naughty:
 
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