Laxatives to freedom!

31 pounds? Since when do laxatives cause your limbs to fall off?

That is of course assuming he lost it all at once. If not I'm disappointed.
 
I'm just waiting for the story when an inmate manages to use tweezers and a shoelace to escape prison.

Just goes to show how innovative people can be given enough time and thought. Those inmates come up with most clever ways of escape!
 
Sam-2k said:
31 pounds? Since when do laxatives cause your limbs to fall off?

That is of course assuming he lost it all at once. If not I'm disappointed.
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Mr. Cole's sister, Australian television actress Denise Roberts, told the court her brother had “put on a lot of weight” since he was recaptured and sent to a different prison.
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Nuff said.

I want to know how his head wand shoulders managed to fit through a gap only 15cm wide.
 
Dude this guy is like the 5th member to the Fantastic 4. His super powers are to turn into an octopus at any moment lol! :cheese: In inches 15 centi is only 6". For comparison thats less than the length of my foot (my shoe size is an 11)! :O
 
Why did I read the title as "Laxatives for Free"?
 
Reginald said:
Nuff said.

I want to know how his head and shoulders managed to fit through a gap only 15cm wide.
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I think he probably left his shampoo behind. It's the last thing on your list when you escape prison, isn't it?
 
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