Learn leet speak from Microsoft

[simmo]

Bwhahaha , help protect your children from 1337 hax0rz

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

 

[Harryz]

R3spectorz!

 

[Element Alpha]

ph34r my l33t skillz ?

P|-|RO/\/\ t3h /\/\$ 5!73:
their use could be an indicator that your teenager is involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software
^^l0lzK4tz0R I $7013 7|-|3!R !N73113C7U47 PR0P3R733 l0lZ pwn3d /\/\$

 

[cabbs]

is that a GENUINE microsoft site!? if it is then that has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. god, i was in stitches.

The next logical step is to create... A L337 SP34k ALPHABET
[looks expectantly for a volunteer]

 

[SpuD]

Apparently we're online bullies.
Give me you're digital lunch money.

 

[Element Alpha]

The next logical step is to create... A L337 SP34k ALPHABET
[looks expectantly for a volunteer]

You can't because "the leetspeek community encourages new forms and awards individual creativity, resulting in a dynamic written language that eludes conformity or consistency."

 

[burner69]

"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

"Son, I checked your message history last night... and found that you had been 'pwning' people last night. Now I've told you before, bullying is not acceptable...."

Brilliant link :thumbs:

 

[MiccyNarc]

Hahahaha
That is GREAT.
Oh, and read the page on "griefers".

I love how it's so condescending.

 

[diluted]

The funniest thing is that it's actually microsoft's site.

 

[mortiz]

that guide pwnz!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

So that's what that whole \o/ thing is about. It all makes sense now! Guess I'm out of the l00p.

 

[lePobz]

M1cr050f7 - 4ll j00r b453 4r3 b310ng t0 |_|5

- 'pwning n00bs' since 1975

 

[Fat Tony!]

OMG hax! Microsoft is for n00bies I l0ve linux, you suxx0rs!!!!111

 

[EC]

So that's what that whole \o/ thing is about. It all makes sense now! Guess I'm out of the l00p.

Ahaha, and all this time, I thought it was just a jacked up 'W'. Microsoft Education!

 

[EC]

thats the gayest shit I have eva read

Somehow, it has a sexual preference?

 

[Lemonking]

no its just gay

 

[Fat Tony!]

no your gay
/me runs off giggling

 

[The Mullinator]

heh, at the bottom where it asks if the information was useful everyone should say yes and post something like this for feedback:

Th4nks t0 y0u M1cr0s0ft 1 c4n n0w sp34k 3xc3ll3nt l33t

 

[StardogChampion]

That's pretty funny. You think a microsoft employee got paid to go and research this for a few days?

 

[Crushenator 500]

That's pretty funny. You think a microsoft employee got paid to go and research this for a few days?

/me imagines a microsoft employee getting laughed at for sitting in irc saying ''wut duz h4x meen?''

 

[Gorgon]

hehe so kwel

 

[SilentKilla]

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."

HA! rofl. Great stuff.

 

[TIIMMYY]

• "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

:E :E

 

[WySiWyG]

no its just gay

It is true. Griefers?!? aka twinks?!? Twinks?!? Put that into google. Now thats some gay shit.

 

[Chris D]

Vote if you found the article useful. I voted YES and it gave a box for additional feedback so I wrote:

"omg j00 r teh 1337!!111 \o/"

 

[SimonomiS]

Vote if you found the article useful. I voted YES and it gave a box for additional feedback so I wrote:

"omg j00 r teh 1337!!111 \o/"

Their feedbacks gonna be full of stuff like that.

 

[Danimal]

0/\/\G!!!1 /\/0\/\/ 1 c4/\/ 5p34|< 13371!!!!!11oneoneoneoneone

 

[el Chi]

"Rules of grammar are rarely obeyed"
Arf! Aw, that's a sweet little page, isn't it?I hope there are parents out there who try to be "d0wnz0rz" with their "k1Dz" by speaking to them like that in everyday life.

 

[KoreBolteR]

u think all these words will be in the dictionary? haha

 

[Sieg]

Yes,but can parents read Chinese?
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/chinese-jpg.html

 

[KoreBolteR]

Yes,but can parents read Chinese?
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/chinese-jpg.html

lol funny, but i seen it like 3 years ago

 

[Jimmeh]

Hehe, funny stuff indeed

Simmo, your sig made me laugh hehe