Lets spin a yaaaaaaarn!

[Acepilotf14]

Well, now that you came in here, this is how its going to go: I'll start with a sentance, and then you add on another sentance. the next person adds another, and so on. Till we have a silly, perverted machination of hell! Yay!(If any of you remember, gamespy used to have a game in the parlor that they closed down due to.. like virus' or something. I used to love that game... anyone knowe another? It was called Y.A.R.N. )

So..



It was a bright and sunny day...

 

[Aspe]

... and Gordon Freeman was chewing noisily on a Lucozade bar...

 

[ríomhaire]

...when, to his horror, he discovered...

 

[99.vikram]

...a dead leech inside the bar...

 

[Jintor]

...these aren't sentences. These are parts of sentences.

Wtf.

(...which was disgusting, unlike...)

 

[15357]

...live leeches which...

 

[Jintor]

...taste like hooded salmon, rather than...

 

[Aspe]

...eggnog, which had been in somewhat of a deficit since...

 

[ríomhaire]

...the Combine abolished X-Mas.

 

[soulslicer]

"and dr. breen decides to.."

 

[ríomhaire]

...use superfluous quotation marks...

 

[Vegeta897]

...just to be different from everyone else. ...

 

[Sulkdodds]

This was one of the many reasons why nobody liked Wallace Breen. Oh, he tried to be friendly, attempted humour, made the effort at parties - but somehow people would take one look at him and whisper "slug." It was most disheartening. Indeed, one particular memory stood out:

 

[ríomhaire]

When he was 17, and he went to his first real party. There was this one girl named...

 

[Viperidae]

Jane. Thinking it would be clever, he cosied up to her and said, 'Hey Jane, I hear you're a real...'

 

[Vegeta897]

...transvestite.' Jane did not reply but instead she slowly...

 

[ríomhaire]

...reached into hammerspace and took out her...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

...cock and waved it in his face exclaiming "That enough answerin' for ya', hun?" This made Wallace turned off of women forever, so he then decided to...

 

[ríomhaire]

...cull all poultry he ever came across again. This left him...

 

[Viperidae]

As the perfect candidate for KFC. Unfortunately he could never fully qualify because...

 

[99.vikram]

He was too chicken to cull chicken. His low self esteem issues led him to become a...

 

[ríomhaire]

...manager of a local supermarket, where...

 

[MJ12]

(****, taken)

 

[Que-Ever]

...he found solace in a single can of baked beans.

 

[MJ12]

Recardo, the large Hispanic man, and employee of the month took these can of beans and proceeded in.......

 

[ríomhaire]

...an orderly manner, to...

 

[Que-Ever]

...**** it dry.

 

[Vegeta897]

As you can see, there was plenty of trauma to make Breen...

 

[MJ12]

cry in disgust, infact, he was so repulsed by the unsanitary action, within the next month Dr. Breen began having a strange fetish for bleach, windex and other household cleaning products. Dr. Breen's girlfriend found this fetish to be....

 

[Fliko]

very amazing if there wasn't the fact that Dr. Breen was turned off by women forever.

 

[Viperidae]

Breen envied other men's libido, which was no small influence behind the reproductive supression field he employed years later in City 17. But back to to past...

 

[99.vikram]

Some time after his traumatic experience, he started sporting an afro and joined G Unit. During this time, he also developed an interest in...

 

[Acepilotf14]

...secretive management, and soon he betrayed them and joined Linkin Park and took over G-Unit, putting them all in blue overalls and keeping them from having sex, until..

 

[MJ12]

...secretive management, and soon he betrayed them and joined Linkin Park and took over G-Unit, putting them all in blue overalls and keeping them from having sex, until..

he caught the singer making love to a goat. It was final, he decided he would be a prude for the rest of his life, he also decided to study science at an institution, there he fell in love with a 30 yr old Professor named Dr. Kleiner. Dr. Kleiner found Breen to be...

 

[Darkside55]

the Cloverfield monster...

 

[Acepilotf14]

which he had no idea what it was.. so he went to the interwebs to find out, but..

 

[Que-Ever]

...he only discovered that the internet is a crock of shit. He decided, instead, to turn to science...

 

[MJ12]

fiction novels. He read about teleportation, so he asked Dr. Kleiner about it, in which Kleiner responded...

 

[Que-Ever]

..."See if you can teleport me another beer from the fridge, ya lazy good for nothing grumble mumble...."...

 

[MJ12]

Breen then cried at the insult, so to shut him up, Kleiner in his intoxicated state from robotripping and alcohol said "okay, fine, I'll make you the Adminstrator at my special lab thingy I am workin on, if you shut the hell up and poor me another glass of nightquil"...