Lets write a story....

[Tyguy]

Ill start with a paragraph, then you can keep the story going....try to write something substantial, as in, 3 sentences. Do not post rubbish, do not post single words, which counts as spam. Ok? ok.


Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him!


your turn...write whatever you want...im hoping by the end of the work day ill have a good chuckle :cheers:

 

[MiccyNarc]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.

 

[-Psy-]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl.

 

[bbson john]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow.

 

[Tyguy]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag.

 

[Asknoone]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding.

 

[bbson john]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. Afterall, Tyguy still get banned.

 

[Tyguy]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together.

 

[Dan]

In thier apartment was written in large letters, "In before lock, no stupid forum games!"

 

[CyberPitz]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time.

 

[Asknoone]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out he was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time.

Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net.

 

[bbson john]

Okay, I am being serious. As long as people don't spam, this game is still okay. But what I am fear of if once the precedent is set up, bunches and bunches of story thread will emerge.

 

[Tyguy]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out he was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time.

Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse

 

[Pulse]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

 

[Sheepo]

And that's when the DeathStar emerged into view!

 

[CyberPitz]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

 

[Pulse]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

Tyguy died of prostate cancer.

The End.

 

[Sheepo]

The End??

 

[CyberPitz]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

Tyguy died of prostate cancer.

The End.

Then CyberPitz got arrested for Necrophilia.

 

[Tyguy]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"...

Edit: Dont kill me off you jerk

 

[Pulse]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"... It appeared, or so the author claimed, that he was the son of the deposed Nigerian leader General Aducha Swame. And, so he went on to explain, the Swame family had tens of million pounds in several Lagos bank accounts which they seemed eager to share with me. How delightful, I thought. And, considering the fact that I'd never heard of Obi Swame before, I also thought how kind!

I was a little tired on that day, and most fed up. My wife had recently left me, for the second time, and, on this occasion, I saw no prospect of her returning. I was sitting in my study fiddling and feeling morose. Ordinarily Obi's letter would have been ripped into pieces by that stage. But this wasn't an ordinary occasion. I looked again at the Nigerian man's clumsy phraseology. YOU MUST REPLY IMMEDIATELY. I WAIT FOR YOU... and on and on in went. All in capital letters and promising greater riches with each and every sentence. Obi, I thought, you've caught me at a bad time in my life. And I'm afraid I'm going to have to make you suffer for it!

My aunt Grace was old. She had just returned home after a kidney operation. I'd remembered visiting her in hospital and smelling un-emptied bed-pans. It wasn't a pleasant recollection, but it gave me an immediate idea. I can't send you any money, I wrote, I'm in hospital having a kidney operation. But, when I get released I'll wire several hundreds of pounds to any Nigerian bank that you'd care to mention. I must confess that I had a little chuckle as I licked my airmail envelope.

I knew that I had some old, Dutch Guilders somewhere. They'd be perfectly useless now, after the introduction of the Euro. But it pleased me greatly to imagine the expression on Obi Swame's face when he received my useless money! It took me ages to find the Guilders. I even had to make several trips up into the attic. Eventually I discovered them in a suitcase at the back of my garage. It worried me to be sending money in the regular mail. Even the inclusion of deprecated bank notes made me feel uneasy. I know it sounds silly. After-all, here I was posting my cash to a swindler in Lagos, and fretting about the British postal system. But, I'm not saying that it made any sense. I'm just saying that that's how I felt.

So that's how a dishonest man in Lagos City came to receive four hundred useless Dutch Guilders from me.

I'M SORY TO HEET YOU SICK, Obi wrote. PLESE SEND ENGLIISH MOONEY.

I can't send you any English money, I replied. I'm in hospital. I can't send you the money.

MOOMEY MOONI. GIVE OBI MONEY, the West African insisted. OBI MUST HAVE MONI.

Well, Obi, I thought. You're very rude and insistent. OK, I agreed. I'll give you money. But, before I do, there's something that you must do for me. Are you a handsome chap?

VERI GOOD LOOKI, Obi assured me.

I'm sorry, Obi, I explained. I just can't take your word for it. You see, my wife's left me, and I've met a new woman online. She wants to see my photograph. And I can't send her pictures of me, lying in a hospital bed with my wee running through a plastic tube, now, can I?

WAT YU DOO? Obi asked.

What am I going to do? I replied. Well, Obi, old friend, I typed. If you really are a nice looking fellow, would you be good enough to send me a photograph which I could use instead?

So Obi obligingly posted me a photograph of himself, dressed in a suit, and holding a bunch of flowers. YOU VERY SEXI WOMAN, he'd written. ILOVE YU VERI MUCH.

I must say, Obi did look quite fetching. And I felt almost sorry for the act of deception that I'd carried out. But, Obi himself had started our correspondence, and my pangs of guilt soon passed.

Obi, I wrote. You are a handsome devil, but I'm afraid the woman that I've met is rather a frisky filly, and she wants a picture of me utterly in the all-together. If it wouldn't be too much trouble for you, could you send me one of those?

Now, by this point, I wasn't expecting a reply. Naked photographs of Nigerians aren't my regular stock-in-trade, and I had no great hopes that that fact would change. But I was wrong. In the middle of the following week I received a note from my new pen-pal.

ME VERI NAKED, he wrote. ME FRONT ME BACK. And, accordingly, Obi Swame had posted me several images of him posing, without a stitch of clothing on, but still clutching his bunch of flowers.

Now, I know that the political situation in Nigeria is unstable. The Nigerians seem forever to be changing one dictatorial figurehead with another. And, it seems to me, that such leaders are mindful that nothing should damage their reputation. It didn't take me long to work out that the present incumbent called himself General Fuga. The new general, it appeared, was without a sense of humour when it came to matters of his personal appearance. As I've found to be commonplace in dictatorships the world over, the man at the top of society plastered his likeness on billboards all over town. Now this, I thought, was far too good an opportunity to miss.

Obi, I wrote, the woman I've met was most pleased with your photograph. But, unfortunately, like many women, she's greatly turned on by the notion of power and influence. I think she would be stimulated by the sight of you, pretending to be me, of course, with no clothes on, standing in front of an enlarged photograph of General Fuga.

NO PROBLE, Obi replied. And rapidly he dispatched the requested scene.

That's fantastic, I enthused. But there does appear to be something of a distance between you and the great man in the background. Would it be at all possible for you to find an image of him with an extended hand? And then stretch out your manhood, and pose so that your pride-and-joy appears to be being supported by the general himself?

And that's how I came to have an image of a naked Nigerian's errection being held out by a man in a military uniform. Now, I bet there aren't many people who can boast of ownership of one of those! It doesn't take long to look up the postal address of the Nigerian Presidential Palace. By the time I'd received Obi's letter I'd already addressed my own missive to General Fuga. Being a newspaper reporter, I lied, I'm about to publish a photograph of you holding Obi Swame's willy.

The phonecall which I promptly received from the Nigerian High Commissioner was extraordinarily polite.

"We're very sorry to trouble you," Doctor Ugama assured me. "But, do you think it would be at all possible for us to enquire as to how you came by this most curious of depictions of our president?"

"Why certainly you may!" I replied. "Obi Swame sent it to me in a letter, whilst he was attempting to swindle me out of enormous sums of money!"

And that's the least thing that I heard from Obi Swame. I understand that in Lagos City there is a newspaper called The Telegraph. Someone did send me a clipping from it which reported the fact that one Obi Swame had been arrested on account of the fact that he'd been making disrespectful images of important people. But the article failed to mention the names of the dignitaries that Obi had upset.

 

[DreamThrall]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the planet, worldly renowned superhero Captain Stern was sitting quietly mulling over his next move in his super secret underground lair, which ironically is located 1 mile beneath George W. Bush's ranch in Texas.

 

[Shift]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"... It appeared, or so the author claimed, that he was the son of the deposed Nigerian leader General Aducha Swame. And, so he went on to explain, the Swame family had tens of million pounds in several Lagos bank accounts which they seemed eager to share with me. How delightful, I thought. And, considering the fact that I'd never heard of Obi Swame before, I also thought how kind!

I was a little tired on that day, and most fed up. My wife had recently left me, for the second time, and, on this occasion, I saw no prospect of her returning. I was sitting in my study fiddling and feeling morose. Ordinarily Obi's letter would have been ripped into pieces by that stage. But this wasn't an ordinary occasion. I looked again at the Nigerian man's clumsy phraseology. YOU MUST REPLY IMMEDIATELY. I WAIT FOR YOU... and on and on in went. All in capital letters and promising greater riches with each and every sentence. Obi, I thought, you've caught me at a bad time in my life. And I'm afraid I'm going to have to make you suffer for it!

My aunt Grace was old. She had just returned home after a kidney operation. I'd remembered visiting her in hospital and smelling un-emptied bed-pans. It wasn't a pleasant recollection, but it gave me an immediate idea. I can't send you any money, I wrote, I'm in hospital having a kidney operation. But, when I get released I'll wire several hundreds of pounds to any Nigerian bank that you'd care to mention. I must confess that I had a little chuckle as I licked my airmail envelope.

I knew that I had some old, Dutch Guilders somewhere. They'd be perfectly useless now, after the introduction of the Euro. But it pleased me greatly to imagine the expression on Obi Swame's face when he received my useless money! It took me ages to find the Guilders. I even had to make several trips up into the attic. Eventually I discovered them in a suitcase at the back of my garage. It worried me to be sending money in the regular mail. Even the inclusion of deprecated bank notes made me feel uneasy. I know it sounds silly. After-all, here I was posting my cash to a swindler in Lagos, and fretting about the British postal system. But, I'm not saying that it made any sense. I'm just saying that that's how I felt.

So that's how a dishonest man in Lagos City came to receive four hundred useless Dutch Guilders from me.

I'M SORY TO HEET YOU SICK, Obi wrote. PLESE SEND ENGLIISH MOONEY.

I can't send you any English money, I replied. I'm in hospital. I can't send you the money.

MOOMEY MOONI. GIVE OBI MONEY, the West African insisted. OBI MUST HAVE MONI.

Well, Obi, I thought. You're very rude and insistent. OK, I agreed. I'll give you money. But, before I do, there's something that you must do for me. Are you a handsome chap?

VERI GOOD LOOKI, Obi assured me.

I'm sorry, Obi, I explained. I just can't take your word for it. You see, my wife's left me, and I've met a new woman online. She wants to see my photograph. And I can't send her pictures of me, lying in a hospital bed with my wee running through a plastic tube, now, can I?

WAT YU DOO? Obi asked.

What am I going to do? I replied. Well, Obi, old friend, I typed. If you really are a nice looking fellow, would you be good enough to send me a photograph which I could use instead?

So Obi obligingly posted me a photograph of himself, dressed in a suit, and holding a bunch of flowers. YOU VERY SEXI WOMAN, he'd written. ILOVE YU VERI MUCH.

I must say, Obi did look quite fetching. And I felt almost sorry for the act of deception that I'd carried out. But, Obi himself had started our correspondence, and my pangs of guilt soon passed.

Obi, I wrote. You are a handsome devil, but I'm afraid the woman that I've met is rather a frisky filly, and she wants a picture of me utterly in the all-together. If it wouldn't be too much trouble for you, could you send me one of those?

Now, by this point, I wasn't expecting a reply. Naked photographs of Nigerians aren't my regular stock-in-trade, and I had no great hopes that that fact would change. But I was wrong. In the middle of the following week I received a note from my new pen-pal.

ME VERI NAKED, he wrote. ME FRONT ME BACK. And, accordingly, Obi Swame had posted me several images of him posing, without a stitch of clothing on, but still clutching his bunch of flowers.

Now, I know that the political situation in Nigeria is unstable. The Nigerians seem forever to be changing one dictatorial figurehead with another. And, it seems to me, that such leaders are mindful that nothing should damage their reputation. It didn't take me long to work out that the present incumbent called himself General Fuga. The new general, it appeared, was without a sense of humour when it came to matters of his personal appearance. As I've found to be commonplace in dictatorships the world over, the man at the top of society plastered his likeness on billboards all over town. Now this, I thought, was far too good an opportunity to miss.

Obi, I wrote, the woman I've met was most pleased with your photograph. But, unfortunately, like many women, she's greatly turned on by the notion of power and influence. I think she would be stimulated by the sight of you, pretending to be me, of course, with no clothes on, standing in front of an enlarged photograph of General Fuga.

NO PROBLE, Obi replied. And rapidly he dispatched the requested scene.

That's fantastic, I enthused. But there does appear to be something of a distance between you and the great man in the background. Would it be at all possible for you to find an image of him with an extended hand? And then stretch out your manhood, and pose so that your pride-and-joy appears to be being supported by the general himself?

And that's how I came to have an image of a naked Nigerian's errection being held out by a man in a military uniform. Now, I bet there aren't many people who can boast of ownership of one of those! It doesn't take long to look up the postal address of the Nigerian Presidential Palace. By the time I'd received Obi's letter I'd already addressed my own missive to General Fuga. Being a newspaper reporter, I lied, I'm about to publish a photograph of you holding Obi Swame's willy.

The phonecall which I promptly received from the Nigerian High Commissioner was extraordinarily polite.

"We're very sorry to trouble you," Doctor Ugama assured me. "But, do you think it would be at all possible for us to enquire as to how you came by this most curious of depictions of our president?"

"Why certainly you may!" I replied. "Obi Swame sent it to me in a letter, whilst he was attempting to swindle me out of enormous sums of money!"

And that's the least thing that I heard from Obi Swame. I understand that in Lagos City there is a newspaper called The Telegraph. Someone did send me a clipping from it which reported the fact that one Obi Swame had been arrested on account of the fact that he'd been making disrespectful images of important people. But the article failed to mention the names of the dignitaries that Obi had upset.

To which the website, www.storyoverdone.com was consulted.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"... It appeared, or so the author claimed, that he was the son of the deposed Nigerian leader General Aducha Swame. And, so he went on to explain, the Swame family had tens of million pounds in several Lagos bank accounts which they seemed eager to share with me. How delightful, I thought. And, considering the fact that I'd never heard of Obi Swame before, I also thought how kind!

I was a little tired on that day, and most fed up. My wife had recently left me, for the second time, and, on this occasion, I saw no prospect of her returning. I was sitting in my study fiddling and feeling morose. Ordinarily Obi's letter would have been ripped into pieces by that stage. But this wasn't an ordinary occasion. I looked again at the Nigerian man's clumsy phraseology. YOU MUST REPLY IMMEDIATELY. I WAIT FOR YOU... and on and on in went. All in capital letters and promising greater riches with each and every sentence. Obi, I thought, you've caught me at a bad time in my life. And I'm afraid I'm going to have to make you suffer for it!

My aunt Grace was old. She had just returned home after a kidney operation. I'd remembered visiting her in hospital and smelling un-emptied bed-pans. It wasn't a pleasant recollection, but it gave me an immediate idea. I can't send you any money, I wrote, I'm in hospital having a kidney operation. But, when I get released I'll wire several hundreds of pounds to any Nigerian bank that you'd care to mention. I must confess that I had a little chuckle as I licked my airmail envelope.

I knew that I had some old, Dutch Guilders somewhere. They'd be perfectly useless now, after the introduction of the Euro. But it pleased me greatly to imagine the expression on Obi Swame's face when he received my useless money! It took me ages to find the Guilders. I even had to make several trips up into the attic. Eventually I discovered them in a suitcase at the back of my garage. It worried me to be sending money in the regular mail. Even the inclusion of deprecated bank notes made me feel uneasy. I know it sounds silly. After-all, here I was posting my cash to a swindler in Lagos, and fretting about the British postal system. But, I'm not saying that it made any sense. I'm just saying that that's how I felt.

So that's how a dishonest man in Lagos City came to receive four hundred useless Dutch Guilders from me.

I'M SORY TO HEET YOU SICK, Obi wrote. PLESE SEND ENGLIISH MOONEY.

I can't send you any English money, I replied. I'm in hospital. I can't send you the money.

MOOMEY MOONI. GIVE OBI MONEY, the West African insisted. OBI MUST HAVE MONI.

Well, Obi, I thought. You're very rude and insistent. OK, I agreed. I'll give you money. But, before I do, there's something that you must do for me. Are you a handsome chap?

VERI GOOD LOOKI, Obi assured me.

I'm sorry, Obi, I explained. I just can't take your word for it. You see, my wife's left me, and I've met a new woman online. She wants to see my photograph. And I can't send her pictures of me, lying in a hospital bed with my wee running through a plastic tube, now, can I?

WAT YU DOO? Obi asked.

What am I going to do? I replied. Well, Obi, old friend, I typed. If you really are a nice looking fellow, would you be good enough to send me a photograph which I could use instead?

So Obi obligingly posted me a photograph of himself, dressed in a suit, and holding a bunch of flowers. YOU VERY SEXI WOMAN, he'd written. ILOVE YU VERI MUCH.

I must say, Obi did look quite fetching. And I felt almost sorry for the act of deception that I'd carried out. But, Obi himself had started our correspondence, and my pangs of guilt soon passed.

Obi, I wrote. You are a handsome devil, but I'm afraid the woman that I've met is rather a frisky filly, and she wants a picture of me utterly in the all-together. If it wouldn't be too much trouble for you, could you send me one of those?

Now, by this point, I wasn't expecting a reply. Naked photographs of Nigerians aren't my regular stock-in-trade, and I had no great hopes that that fact would change. But I was wrong. In the middle of the following week I received a note from my new pen-pal.

ME VERI NAKED, he wrote. ME FRONT ME BACK. And, accordingly, Obi Swame had posted me several images of him posing, without a stitch of clothing on, but still clutching his bunch of flowers.

Now, I know that the political situation in Nigeria is unstable. The Nigerians seem forever to be changing one dictatorial figurehead with another. And, it seems to me, that such leaders are mindful that nothing should damage their reputation. It didn't take me long to work out that the present incumbent called himself General Fuga. The new general, it appeared, was without a sense of humour when it came to matters of his personal appearance. As I've found to be commonplace in dictatorships the world over, the man at the top of society plastered his likeness on billboards all over town. Now this, I thought, was far too good an opportunity to miss.

Obi, I wrote, the woman I've met was most pleased with your photograph. But, unfortunately, like many women, she's greatly turned on by the notion of power and influence. I think she would be stimulated by the sight of you, pretending to be me, of course, with no clothes on, standing in front of an enlarged photograph of General Fuga.

NO PROBLE, Obi replied. And rapidly he dispatched the requested scene.

That's fantastic, I enthused. But there does appear to be something of a distance between you and the great man in the background. Would it be at all possible for you to find an image of him with an extended hand? And then stretch out your manhood, and pose so that your pride-and-joy appears to be being supported by the general himself?

And that's how I came to have an image of a naked Nigerian's errection being held out by a man in a military uniform. Now, I bet there aren't many people who can boast of ownership of one of those! It doesn't take long to look up the postal address of the Nigerian Presidential Palace. By the time I'd received Obi's letter I'd already addressed my own missive to General Fuga. Being a newspaper reporter, I lied, I'm about to publish a photograph of you holding Obi Swame's willy.

The phonecall which I promptly received from the Nigerian High Commissioner was extraordinarily polite.

"We're very sorry to trouble you," Doctor Ugama assured me. "But, do you think it would be at all possible for us to enquire as to how you came by this most curious of depictions of our president?"

"Why certainly you may!" I replied. "Obi Swame sent it to me in a letter, whilst he was attempting to swindle me out of enormous sums of money!"

And that's the least thing that I heard from Obi Swame. I understand that in Lagos City there is a newspaper called The Telegraph. Someone did send me a clipping from it which reported the fact that one Obi Swame had been arrested on account of the fact that he'd been making disrespectful images of important people. But the article failed to mention the names of the dignitaries that Obi had upset.

To which the website, www.storyoverdone.com was consulted.
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[Tyguy]

IGNORE PULSE, he hates himself and is taking it out on the rest of us

 

[Pulse]

I'm so very emo.

 

[Ruubie]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Rocky Balboa. Rocky was a midget but weighed 300 pounds. He always dreamed of a day where he was tall, skinny and popular but knew the day would never come. One day came upon a lamp on the ground. He picked it up and suddenly a man appeared before him! This man was named Ennui, and he stated that forum games weren't allowed. Rocky said, "But this is a story thread!", but Ennui replied "Still a game, newb!" and locked the thread.Ennui then banned the topic creator. lawl. Then the midget, Rocky Balboa, with the internet nickname "Tyguy", left in sorrow. Suddenly, Tyguy took Miccy and bbson to a fetish night at a local bondage club and forced them to do things that would make a pedophile gag. And while they did this, Samon simply couldn't think whether this was allowed. He simply couldn't decide. And is still deciding. After all, Tyguy still get banned. However, Samon remembered the time when him and Tyguy went for a walk on a beach years ago and had a heart to heart and really got to know each other. After a few months they eventually moved in together. But while having sex, Samon found out Tyguy was a transvestite and left, while ejaculating at the same time. Samon told the court that these were complete and utter lies, and that both Cyberpitz and Tyguy were speaking out of their assholes. Samon earned alot of money in his sue against the horrible, horrible slander, and took up a position at Hl2.net. Tyguy was sad that he left but called Pitz to see if he wanted to come over and watch a movie, which undeniably means intercourse. Following this revealing ordeal, Pulse decided it was time to make his presence known; and he did so by using his gargantuan penis to smash down office buildings, whilst the terrified workers within fled proclaiming; "HIS PENIS! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND INCHES LONG!".

Back to CyberPitz and Tyguys sex scene.

The mood was set, candles were lit and Pitz was wearing nothing more than sun tan lotion. Tyguy walks over sitting next to him, gently breathing on his back. Then all of a sudden SAMON knocks the door down and DEMANDS it be kept clean. Pitz jumps out of the bed and jump kicks samon saying "I WILL NOT BE CENSORED"

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the planet, worldly renowned superhero Captain Stern was sitting quietly mulling over his next move in his super secret underground lair, which ironically is located 1 mile beneath George W. Bush's ranch in Texas. Samon was jerking off on the CyperPitz porno video when that happenend.