Letters, you girlfriend sure got nice tits

[Deadline]

Man she looks like a $4.75 crack hoe!!!

*checks pockets*

SCORE!!! .... lemme at her!!!

 

[ray_MAN]

Good God........ :|

 

[CyberSh33p]

my dreams are shattered

 

[clarky003]

I feel sorry for her, victimisation is a horrid thing

 

[Letters]

I blame Federline. :|


It's still not her, though! :flame:

 

[Gunner]

Well at least she doesn't look like THIS!

Haha!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You know...Pictures can be touched up to look bad just as easily as they can be touched up to look good. A lot of tabloids photoshop their images to suit perfectly. Also, like i said before, if they catch you at just the right moment it can make you look terrible yet if people saw just a couple of seconds before or after you would look fine.

 

[ray_MAN]

I blame Federline. :|


It's still not her, though! :flame:

That cat in your new avatar is hotter than she is now! (And, I am allergic to cats :O)

 

[clarky003]

You know...Pictures can be touched up to look bad just as easily as they can be touched up to look good. A lot of tabloids photoshop their images to suit perfectly. Also, like i said before, if they catch you at just the right moment it can make you look terrible yet if people saw just a couple of seconds before or after you would look fine.

that is a very good point, how very unfortunate for Brittany

but remember we are comparing these to her more proffessional glamorous look.. but the truth is,, no human is really that naturally glamorous.

 

[Shuzer]

And a last link (warning this one will make you vomit your intestines):

http://www.showbizireland.com/news/june04/15-britney04.shtml

Okay. So she looks like an average young woman there? She looks human, normal even, there. Just some acne.. I don't see the problem with those shots

 

[el Chi]

I hate all these celebrity magazines with these loathsome photographers who make a sordid living by essentially stalking famous people waiting to pounce on opportune moments: they look bad for two seconds, their arse/boob/thong/back hair slips out for two seconds, they get angry/sad for two seconds (happy is marketable but not as profitable), they kick seven shades of deserved shit through another paparzzi nonce. But for longer than two seconds.

If you remember, Chris Martin got sued (I believe unsuccessfully) by an Aussie photographer who was hounding him and Gwyneth Paltrow because Chris Martin mildly assaulted him. In NME right after the incident, they showed just how many tens-of-thousands of pounds photographers could get for various shots of the two. Naturally, the prices went up given what they were doing - talking, holding hands, cuddling, kissing. It was obscene. I can understand why these people would do this - the amount of money was dazzling - but I don't have to agree with it.

Heat magazine is, if my (admittedly bad) memory serves me correctly, the worst offender for shitty photo-articles. One recent one was something like: "Good beach bodies! Bad beach bodies!" Woo! Some people are slim and sexy! Woo! Some people are fat and ugly! Woo! Look! Fat and ugly celebrities! Woo! :hmph:
Another memorable one was along the lines of: "Sweat patches on celebrities!" Wow, celebrities' sweat patches. I mean wow. Celebrity perspiration. Wow. I can't even begin to fathom why that could possibly be even mildly entertaining for even a second.
And it, of course, did the: "Celebrity acne!" And yes, Ms. Spears was there.

The thing that binds the above examples together is this: Celebrities not looking their catwalk-red-carpet-glam-face, but rather them being humans. They become earthed and real people and people pounce on this to, in some dank and obtuse way, remedy their own insecurities about looking fat, ugly, sweaty and spotty.

It's not even - "Thank God, they're going through the same thing as me."
It's more like - "Oh my God, look what they're going through! Urgh, she should never wear a bikini! Oh my GOD! Look at her! She's sweating like a pig! Oh who cares that she's coming out of a gym. Grotty little slag. Oh no! Look at her spots, that's just horrible."

The latter person speaks with an incredibly irritating bitchy-snarl of a voice, often more high-pitched than could ever conceivably be necessary. Said person then proceeds to put on an ill-fitting bikini (dropping sweat-ridden t-shirt to the floor) and pick at their spots in the mirror.

 

[Sai]

great, she's not as pretty as we all thought, what a surprise........who knew that she went overboard with make up, certainly not I

well, i'll give letters credit, because her second pic wins my award of most ****ed up picture i've seen all week

 

[not28]

Heh..

http://www.3dnewsnet.com/upload/files/britney_newsstand007.jpg
http://www.3dnewsnet.com/upload/files/britney_newsstand002.jpg

oh my...
/10char

 

[craig]

har har har.

people finally see that infact she's not a perfecto-bot, but is indeed human as was speculated back in 1999. Oh well.

The challenge, should anyone wish to accept. Airbrush the first picture in this thread, so she' at least looks a bit better :/

 

[CyberSh33p]

har har har.

people finally see that infact she's not a perfecto-bot, but is indeed human as was speculated back in 1999. Oh well.

The challenge, should anyone wish to accept. Airbrush the first picture in this thread, so she' at least looks a bit better :/

for the love of god and all that is holy, PLEASE someone do that.

 

[Letters]

Not much I can do about that hair. But here we go...

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Letters! OMG!

 

[Shuzer]

shoulda made her skin green

 

[Sedako]

Not much I can do about that hair. But here we go...

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Letters! OMG!

Would you mind giving me a makeover too? :naughty:

 

[CyberSh33p]

even that can't make her pretty

 

[Mr.Reak]

Rofl at people who thought that wasn't her... People, wake up, she is a human and she always been ugly without make up.

 

[Raziaar]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp


Um... anyways. Man those pics posted here:

http://www.showbizireland.com/news/june04/15-britney04.shtml

is that a guy impersonator? Cause she has a VERY masculine neck in those photos... its grossing me out.

EDIT: And shoulders too! Yuck! She looks like a quarterback!

http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/britney-brownthomas-3.jpg

 

[h4vvok]

Look up "The Evolution of Britney Spears Breasts"..i think that was it...it's a funny thing that shows how odd it is that britney's boobs size changes oddly a LOT...small C to small D to large C to Large B....its weird

 

[Raziaar]

Look up "The Evolution of Britney Spears Breasts"..i think that was it...it's a funny thing that shows how odd it is that britney's boobs size changes oddly a LOT...small C to small D to large C to Large B....its weird

Umm... thats the link I posted just above your reply. The first link of my post.

 

[Doppelgofer]

pretty sad this sort of thing...wow she looks shitty at the minute BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR SHITTY DAYS

 

[PatPwnt]

wait, how does she change the size of her boobs so well?

 

[el Chi]

Um... anyways. Man those pics posted here:
http://www.showbizireland.com/news/june04/15-britney04.shtml

That article's a f*cking travesty of journalism. Out of a 271-word article, 177 of those were to do with Britney's acne. Here's how long the "article" needed to be: "Britney had spots." Three words. Shoddy journalism from a shameless tw*t. I want to be a writer and a paraplegic chimp could out-write this eejit (and many others of his ilk), so in theory I could well be in for an easy ride.

wait, how does she change the size of her boobs so well?

Well, you can get inflatable breast implants, although you have to go to the doctors to inflate/deflate them. So I've heard. <Ahem>