"life" for sale on ebay

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5509684736&indexURL=0#ebayphotohosting

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maybe this guy's problem was that his "worly possesions" where his life :p




# 1 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse, highly modified – Razzi Body Kit, RioCar MKII, Alpine stereo, Rockford Fosgate Speakers, Rockford Fosgate Amp, Neon Kit, Injen CAI, ADR rims, summer tires, snow tires
# 1 leather sofa, dual reclining ends.
# 1 new Kenmore gas grill
# Various lamps
# 1 Logitech Z-680 surround-sound THX speaker system\
# 1 wooden (real wood, not pressed wood) coffee table
# 1 bedroom set, consisting of 1 queen bed, 2 nightstands, and 1 dresser.
# 1 toaster
# All dishes, pans, glasses, stemware
# 1 small wine collection
# All my tools, highlights – DeWalt miter saw, Wagner 2400psi power painter, DeWalt Cordless Hammer Drill
# 1 Stephen King library – every book ever written by SK.
# 1 Rockford Fosgate 1000a2 new, never installed
# 1 Computer, homebuilt, black, 300 gigs storage, 512 megs PC2700 RAM, ATI Radeon 9800 pro 256 meg video card, 23” NEC monitor
# 1 MP3 server, not doing too well. Needs TLC, however, still runs.
# 3 black shelving units
# 1 32” TV – Zenith
# 1 Microsoft X-box – Matrix chip modified – with 3 controllers
# 1 Hayworth C-leg hydraulic assist computer table
# 1 relatively new task chair
# 1 Aiwa Stereo system with remote and subwoofer
# 3 Microsoft force feedback joysticks
# 3 Microsoft force feedback steering wheels
# 1 DVD collection – 90+ DVD’s (major motion pictures, not unknown cheap stuff) in a motorized display rack.
# 1 CD computer games collection (I’d guess about 200 games) – in a motorized display that matches the DVD collection rack
# 2 WAP54G Linksys Wireless access points
# Various computer parts
# Various networking items
# 1 Logitech 4000pro webcam
# 4 Despair.com framed pictures
# 100’s of music CD’s.
# 1 Kurzweil K1000 keyboard
# 1 Fender Keyboard 60 keyboard amp
# 1 Comic book collection comprised of mostly Image comics, since its inception. Spawn, Youngblood, Savage Dragon, Ghost Rider, Blaze, GEN 13 – many of these are signed, limited editions. Most are covered and stored in boxes.
# 1 set of patio furniture - 4 chairs, 2 footstools
# So many other odds and ends… books… electronics… tools… anything that you’d find around your house, I include in this auction… I just can’t list them all here. Heck, take any food too, if you want. :)
 
"Hey Jim!"
"Hi Bill. How was your trip"
Pretty good, we stayed @ the [blah] and took a tour of the city and did [blahblahblah]. And after that we- wait a second. Where's my car?
"Huh?"
"I left my car here, what happened to it?"
"Beats me."
*walks to house "I've been robbed!! (OMFG) Oh my ****ing God!!!"
"Um... I'll see you later... yeah..." *hides in house
"IT'S ALL GONE! ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THE ****ING WALLS!!! NOOOOO!! SOMEONE STOLE MY LIFE!!!"
*whistling in neighbors house
 
PunisherUSA said:
"Hey Jim!"
"Hi Bill. How was your trip"
Pretty good, we stayed @ the [blah] and took a tour of the city and did [blahblahblah]. And after that we- wait a second. Where's my car?
"Huh?"
"I left my car here, what happened to it?"
"Beats me."
*walks to house "I've been robbed!! (OMFG) Oh my ****ing God!!!"
"Um... I'll see you later... yeah..." *hides in house
"IT'S ALL GONE! ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THE ****ING WALLS!!! NOOOOO!! SOMEONE STOLE MY LIFE!!!"
*whistling in neighbors house

LOL

to the original poster. That guy has some problems.
 
This guy just gave a whole new meaning to the expression "get a life".
 
wow. i thought i was the only person who owned every stephen king book...

[edit] no wonder he's in so much freaking debt. look at all the shit he owns. jeez...

jamiroquai - virtual insanity
 
Anyobody who owns a POS ricer eclipse deserves to get divorced
 
he has a very nice PC... wonder if i can buy it off him seperately :)
 
PunisherUSA said:
"Hey Jim!"
"Hi Bill. How was your trip"
Pretty good, we stayed @ the [blah] and took a tour of the city and did [blahblahblah]. And after that we- wait a second. Where's my car?
"Huh?"
"I left my car here, what happened to it?"
"Beats me."
*walks to house "I've been robbed!! (OMFG) Oh my ****ing God!!!"
"Um... I'll see you later... yeah..." *hides in house
"IT'S ALL GONE! ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THE ****ING WALLS!!! NOOOOO!! SOMEONE STOLE MY LIFE!!!"
*whistling in neighbors house

They did blahblahblah on their vaction? I hope he isn't sore :eek: .
 
Yeah, they heard he was staying '@ the [blah]'. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

P.S. I'm to lazy to be creative today. But I made a funny accidently :)
 
Damn there's a few things there I want, but no way in hell I'm gonna fork over 40k for everything lol. Wonder if I could talk him into selling some of the things seperately,.....
 
CB | Para said:
This guy just gave a whole new meaning to the expression "get a life".
The next time that kind of arguement comes up:

Person 1: "Yeah? Well why don't you just get a life you loser?"
Person 2: "For your information, I happen to be bidding on a life on ebay! It ends tommorow! I'll talk to you then!"

EDIT: Yay! 350th post! I have graduated to Ichthyosaur :cheers:
 
He'd have more luck selling everything separately.

He's going to have to find someone who lives in his vicinity with $40,000 at least lying around.
 
This is like this guy on a radio station here who sold everything he owned for charity. Chang for Cash or something :D Sold all his clothes too, even the ones he was wearing, donated it all to a school in Fiji that was closing down. After the auction he got a bunch of annonymous calls giving him tons of crap to replace what he sold, ended up becoming something of a charity case himself :)
 
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