Life is......

...where you don't read all the posts and pages on a forum.


Son of a bitch...
 
like when you want a bowl of cereal, but it's really early and you can't see very well, so you grab the box and instead of opening it so that you can put the tab back into the other part so it closes right, you tear the top part off and then you get a bowl of cereal and then you aren't hungry anymore...
 
...freakin' sweet.

Edit: Wow, am I ever deep.
 
all really just an administered smackdown.
 
Like a box of chocolates.

You never know what you're gonna get.
 
like a box of chocolates

someone else gives it to you, and you always get the shit you don't eat.
 
short recoil said:
You go to heaven or hell?
Does your punishment in said place vary, or is it the same depending on where you go?
Does a murdering paedophile (someone most humans consider to be pure evil) get the same punishment as a theif who has gone to hell?

Wouldn't it suck then, if you were nearlly in heaven and then just before you die you do something wrong like have an evil thought about the nurse and just tip the balance and go to hell?
I'd like to know what the bible says of this.

The Bible says

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

I doesn't say you have to do good works, it just says you have to believe that Jesus came down to earth and died to save us from perishing.

So it doesn't depend on your deeds, it's your belief. When Jesus was crucified, there was a thief next to him on the cross who repented and believed, and he was sent to heaven.
 
short start your funeral party now while you are alive so it is worth the money you put into it

getting buired is getting hella expensive just dont die
 
...a path traveled by many, experienced by few, and ended by all.
 
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