Little bits of advice...

[Brian Damage]

Let's all add some. I'll start us off...

1. Never clean the end of a phone cable off by licking it.

 

[Axyon]

This isn't looking like a promising thread... improve it quickly, or it closes.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Oh come on Abom, its a lighthearted thread. Give it a chance eh!

 

[jabberwock95]

2. Never assume you are funny. (I speak from experiance).

 

[Shuzer]

3. Never post a slightly humorous thread, they offend Abom

 

[Lil' Timmy]

never leave your $2000 bike unlocked in the basement of your apt. building if the custodial staff never bothers to lock the front door.

edit: actually, make that unconditional.. never leave your $2000 bike unlocked period.

 

[Brian Damage]

What? What the heck is that supposed to mean, Abom?

It's a humour thread. People are supposed to post the little bits of advice that normally never get given...

5. Don't try the Crocodile Dundee method of taming water buffaloes. It doesn't work.

Oh, and:

6. Never moon a werewolf.

 

[jabberwock95]

7. If it looks easy, it's hard. If it looks hard, it's impossible. If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow morning.

 

[Axyon]

What? What the heck is that supposed to mean, Abom?

It's a humour thread. People are supposed to post the little bits of advice that normally never get given...

So basically an excuse to spam, then...

6. Don't play catch with an atomic bomb11! haharmomg.

 

[Brian Damage]

What crawled up your nose, dude?

Anyway, yours isn't number six.

 

[jabberwock95]

So basically an excuse to spam, then...

6. Don't play catch with an atomic bomb11! haharmomg.

Yeah... The point is it's supposed to be (slightly) humerous.

9. Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity.

 

[Axyon]

What crawled up your nose, dude?

Anyway, yours isn't number six.

What's crawling up my nose are pointless threads like this that serve no real meaning at all, and are just another excuse to spam.

Oh, and it was number 6 actually, because I replied before you edited your previous post.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

lol.. i smell a thread closing..

eleventeen: don't rent "bruce almighty" because the video store guy swears to you that it's actually a lot funnier than you think it will be.

 

[jabberwock95]

Does anything in the general discussion forum serve a useful purpose?

 

[Axyon]

Does anything in the general discussion forum serve a useful purpose?

The 'discussion' part of your sentence would apply.

 

[jabberwock95]

10. You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

 

[Brian Damage]

What's crawling up my nose are pointless threads like this that serve no real meaning at all, and are just another excuse to spam.

Oh, and it was number 6 actually, because I replied before you edited your previous post.

No, even if I hadn't added my number six, jabberwock's would have been number six.

Anyway, this isn't spam, some of this stuff is useful. The first one is from personal experience, and you should ALL take heed of it.

 

[Gorgon]

11- Be cool

 

[Brian Damage]

12. Don't squeeze the Charmin'.

I have no idea what that means, but it seemed pertinent.

 

[jabberwock95]

The 'discussion' part of your sentence would apply.

This isn't getting us anywhere. Pointless arguments like these cause more spam than anything else.

and... 12: The five most essential words for a healthy relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right.”

 

[Axyon]

No, even if I hadn't added my number six, jabberwock's would have been number six.

Anyway, this isn't spam, some of this stuff is useful. The first one is from personal experience, and you should ALL take heed of it.

If it's 'useful', why is it considered a humourous thread? Oh, and reading along this, I've yet to find anything that would be considered useful in everyday life.

 

[jabberwock95]

This might be pertinent...

13. Nobody has the power to annoy you, you have to let them.

 

[Brian Damage]

I said SOME. Christ on a crumbcake! I was being facetious. I think.

Don't read the thread if you don't like it, you poor sour sod.

Probably 14... or maybe 15: Don't read threads like this if you have no sense of humour.

 

[Axyon]

I said SOME. Christ on a crumbcake! I was being facetious. I think.

And I said "I've yet to find anything..."

Don't read the thread if you don't like it, you poor sour sod.

Probably 14: Don't read threads like this if you have no sense of humour.

Really know how to work that charm, don't you? Thread closed.