Local school burning down like woah!

Children burn hotter than any conventional fuel.



NOTE: I can joke about that cause it didn't say any kids were killed. Thankfully.
 
I have about five false fire alarms every day at my school.
 
The School! The School! The School Is On Fire!!!
 
We don't need no water 'cuz we don't wanna learn!
 
Why the hell doesn't this happen to my school? Damn safety crap in chemistry
 
It's always a dream of kids' to have their school burn down (was mine), but in reality it's a nightmare. So many possibilities to resolve the issue temporarily, all of which end in pain.

  • Split shifts at some other school: One school goes to the school 6-11 am, the other school goes from 11-4
  • School goes through the summer after a long delay following the fire
  • Bussed to somewhere far away (resulting in EARLY MORNINGS)
  • You and all of your friends get thrown into different schools in the area to finish the year or remainder of time spent at the school

Man, that would suck. But still, one can't help but hope it happens!

Strange things we are, us school haters.
 
First you`re like woah, then you`re like woahhh, then you`re like ****.
 
Back
Top