Lol ill regtret this in the morning

Dalamari said:
When I get drunk I can still function as a human being, seems like you lot go into "LOL RETARD" mode
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pff, we brits were weened on alcohol! you and your 21 age limits! Ever spoke from someone from scotland? Alcohol is needed as much as water!
 
Got trashed last night.
Woke up this morning, my pants were missing.
My friend looks in the cellar, and voila there they are... soaked, somehow.

The hangover actually wasn't that bad, just a very minor headache upon waking up that lasted an hour or so.

****, I expected it to be worse.
Playing 20 straight rounds of bay ruth.
Taking several shots of vanilla vodka.
Drinking 2 bottles of captain morgan.
And to finish off the night, drinking my favorite liqueur... Disaronno with coca cola. <3
Along with the occasional smoking of ganja.
 
Pff weed.
= drugs.

Alcohol is not a drug. It is a way of life! Contrary to popular belief, most brits are happy, friendly people after a drink! Ignore the rowdy chavs you hear about!
 
dunno why people lose the ability to type, i just usually cba correcting stuff that i would normally mispell (<-)
 
W4E said:
dunno why people lose the ability to type, i just usually cba correcting stuff that i would normally mispell (<-)
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I don't even go on the computer when drinking, I can barely navigate the household never mind the computer. :p
 
common solaris post more I've got more image to fill :angry:
 
stuff you're used to doing seems comparatively easy to general co-ordination =/ phones always seem simple to use @ wasted

edit: MiccyNarc, hes gone offline so i doubt he will be =| And you must have alot of time on your hands LOL
 
W4E said:
stuff you're used to doing seems comparatively easy to general co-ordination =/ phones always seem simple to use @ wasted
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opposite for most... sooooooooooooo.
 
l6ol i, eo dtunk jos nor i banged 6 lrdbaons nd tlks 2 ts sam time

neptuneuk said:
Pff weed.
= drugs.

Alcohol is not a drug. It is a way of life! Contrary to popular belief, most brits are happy, friendly people after a drink! Ignore the rowdy chavs you hear about!
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also weed > alcohol
 
Oh my...

I think the right hand side of my keyboard stopped working further down the thread.
 
Anyone else remember when ComradeBadger used to post threads drunk?
 
This is so much funnier than the failed do not laugh threads :D
 
o/

I've been doing other things Gorgon :p

Yeah, that was a lonnnng time ago, my hand-eye co-ord when hammered is a LOT better now, it's worst when I'm hungover...
 
Badger survived the alcohol poisoning! welcome back!
h0ng0ver?
My 4 pints of water/juice made me immune to the O God of hangovers
 
Yeah, hangovers can be avoided if you drink 7 pints of water before you go to bed, because then you're not dehydrated when you wake up. Problem is, the last thing you want to do when you're tired and wasted is stay up and drink water.
 
Ah, very very hungover - missioned it to maccy d's in the morning, and had some of their brown&water (aka Coffee)
That staved it off a fair bit - had a massive lunch as well. Still feeling minging.
 
happy new year all :)

im visiting the parents so no point in getting wasted.. saw some decent fireworks though
 
Solaris said:
Lol im absolutely wasted,

I managed to ge into the best vclub in burbnlet and it was awesome, then arron got into a lesbian!!! and lorrewlel kissed me lol!!11 Then it was happy new yearsand im absolytely wasted
lease dont give me infractions I m defend by the clubn mysis and i cantse see [ro[erllyt im so frunk
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Getting wasted seems cool to young people, because it's an act of defiance - a way for them to separate themselves from the rules of their parents and teachers and declare independence by not conforming. Getting wasted is much less cool when older people are doing it - they just seem sort of pitiful.

So much for this communist pseudointellectual who loves reason and to think outside of the box...
 
Perhaps it's just... fun? And your over psycho-anilysing to find an excuse for why you don't have any freinds - you don't want any. We all know your lying to yourself there though.
 
Maybe I dont do those things because I do not need to prove anything to anyone. You see...I dont place my happiness on external things or events.
 
Invicinble said:
Maybe I dont do those things because I do not need to prove anything to anyone. You see...I dont place my happiness on external things or events.
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You want to prove things to yourself. But use your excuses to pretend you don't want to.
 
Better to prove things to yourself than to someone else.
 
And getting wasted gets you somewhere? Ah, dont even answer that one, because I dont want to know where it gets you. Keep "defying" your parents and declaring your independence all you want. You are just another idiot like all the other ones.
 
Invicinble said:
And getting wasted gets you somewhere? Ah, dont even answer that one, because I dont want to know where it gets you. Keep "defying" your parents and declaring your independence all you want. You are just another idiot like all the other ones.
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He is an idiot, but not because he gets wasted on New Year's Eve. You're just dull, abrasive and uninteresting, which is far worse than being an idiot at the age of 16.
You're not one of those people that spends New Years sitting in a dark room and contemplating the meaning of life and the stupidity of celebrating a calendar date are you?
 
gtfo.jpg
 
repiV said:
He is an idiot, but not because he gets wasted on New Year's Eve. You're just dull, abrasive and uninteresting, which is far worse than being an idiot at the age of 16.
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I never tried to be the opposite of all those things - I was never out to please others. Uninteresting? Sure. I wont become interesting to please you or anyone else. Thats for sure.

You're not one of those people that spends New Years sitting in a dark room and contemplating the meaning of life and the stupidity of celebrating a calendar date are you?
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I spend New Years like I spend every other day. Irrationality aside, all days are the same.
 
Invicinble said:
I never tried to be the opposite of all those things - I was never out to please others. Uninteresting? Sure. I wont become interesting to please you or anyone else. Thats for sure.



I spend New Years like I spend every other day. Irrationality aside, all days are the same.
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Again, I refer to post #77
gtfo
 
Invicinble said:
I never tried to be the opposite of all those things - I was never out to please others. Uninteresting? Sure. I wont become interesting to please you or anyone else. Thats for sure.
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I'm not out to please others, either. I'm still cool.
People who are who they are in order to please others are painfully obvious as frauds. In fact, that's a surefire way to become resented very quickly. I am who I am and if you don't like it, tough shit. The difference is, I have friends.

I spend New Years like I spend every other day. Irrationality aside, all days are the same.
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Well that's just boring, isn't it? Life is an experience, not a simultaneous equation. It's a shame to see an obviously intelligent person wasting their life.
Stop being a whiny miserable asshole and go out and live - you are very fortunate to have a life, and you never know when you're going to lose what you have.
 
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