LOL-worthy things said by NPCs in EP1

[Maenos]

"So, how about this weather?"
"It seems everybody's a doctor but me!"

 

[ríomhaire]

I didn't find one of Alyx's jokes funny. I twice shouted at my screen "Shut the hell up Alyx!"

 

[Ludah]

I laughed when she said "Oh snap!" after gunning down a few Comgine from her turret.

Barney's suggestive "you lucky dog" comment.

And while they weren't exactly funny, her zombie imitation in the tunnels gave me a bit of a shock at first.

 

[Neko!]

I didn't find one of Alyx's jokes funny. I twice shouted at my screen "Shut the hell up Alyx!"

Blasphemy! Burn him at the stake!