Longest time without eating

About 4 days, and that was because of my pnemonia.
 
OvA said:
Honestly, this just means you are fat, and you should avoid eating alltoghether until older men start to notice you.
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You're going to the parts of hell God's afraid of....
 
i don't eat anything, a glass of icarus milk in the morning gets me going all day long. it's f*cking nutritious!
 
Why was this thread bumped?

For a second I thought Foxtrot was unbanned
 
Dalamari said:
Why was this thread bumped?

For a second I thought Foxtrot was unbanned
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And for a second I thought farrowlesparrow still posted :(
Longest time I went without eating...lets see here...probably around 12 hours :dork:
 
i think i went about 1-2 weeks without eating anything. and get this...... i didn't even feel hungry for the time!!!!!! i went to the doctors office after i found out i could see my ribs. i forget what he said it was, but i thought i looked like a stalker!!
 
i had mild food poisoning, it wasnt fun, i puked up grey stuff,

but it wasnt real uber food poisoning, so i was fine after a few days
 
2 days , when i've got crush on a girl once.
I was just thinking of her no eating all 2 days , holy shit
 
NotATool said:
I don't know why you are on this forum, why you just bumped a 2 year old thread, or whether you are serious or a joker.

Either way, can't take chances with an issue as serious as this:

You want to eat! Anorexia will kill you! "So what, I don't care about life, I'm depressed" No! Look: Your parents care about you, your teachers care about you, your friends care about you. Don't let them all down by doing something stupid. You'll no doubtedly end up miserable in a hospital, recovering from nutrient defficiency and a terrible metabolism.

If you think you are depressed, read the world news. You're small enough so tha tyou don't know what is happening around the world, that's probably why you are feeling sorry for yourself. Take a look:

New York Times:
6 Bombings Kill at Least 46 Iraqis in Shiite Area of Baghdad
4 U.S. Soldiers Are Killed in Afghan Attack
Captors Tortured American, Then Killed Him, Iraq Says
Jordan Hangs 2 for Killing U.S. Diplomat

And that's only today.

Keep these two things in mind: Stop being selfish and feeling for yourself - think about others, put things in perspective.

Hope I can help.
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yeah

also he should know that there is people that really dont hav nothing to eat
 
i'm fairly sure i've never gone an entire day without eating
 
i weigh 110 pounds, i'm 5'9". i look like a ****ing starving ethiopian. it's all i can do to maintain that weight, despite eating three complete meals a day and several snacks in between. i'm one of those few people you know that have super high metabolisms.

it's kind of annoying.
 
Ennui said:
i weigh 110 pounds, i'm 5'9". i look like a ****ing starving ethiopian. it's all i can do to maintain that weight, despite eating three complete meals a day and several snacks in between. i'm one of those few people you know that have super high metabolisms.

it's kind of annoying.
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Give me your metabolism. Mine is slower than a glacier.
 
Ennui said:
Let's combine and become normal!
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Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome? Being able to fuse to somebody and exchange the metabolisms to balance each other out to a normal level. Heh.
 
Raziaar said:
Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome? Being able to fuse to somebody and exchange the metabolisms to balance each other out to a normal level. Heh.
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And maybe someday my penis will grow feelers ;(
 
Ennui, you realize that you're going to lose that metabolism someday, like everybody else.

I'm the same way :p
 
2 days, when i got my braces lol. carefull there 3 days my anarexic friend.
 
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