Looking for Original Half Life Advertisement: 'Fastest Way to a Man's Heart...'

[Zyphria]

Curious if anyone kept any scans or wallpapers featuring one of better original Half Life advertisements, which I'll describe here:

A picture of one of those female assassins holding a crossbow with the text (which I'll paraphrase, since I can't remember the original wording):

"She knows the fastest way to a man's heart is between his fourth and fifth rib."

Anyone? I searched Google for quite a while without any luck...maybe someone has a few magazines from 5-6 years back?

 

[Edcrab]

Gah, I saw that not too long ago (well, at least a year, actually).

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say DaveJ's Half-Life Nostalgia project would have it; but I can't for the life of me remember the site.

 

[Lobster]

Yes the nostalgia project does have them :O

http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/hl-artwork1.html

 

[A2597]

http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/halflife/artwork/runshootrun_ad.jpg

BEST. AD. EVER!

 

[Dougy]

Ive got one i got with oposing force.

Green HL symbol

"How can you think on your feet... When your legs have been bitten off from the knee down?"

Its the oldest poster in my room.

 

[Feath]

http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/halflife/artwork/runshootrun_ad.jpg

BEST. AD. EVER!

Loot enemy corpse?

 

[A2597]

yea, like steal its gun and ammo...

 

[Zyphria]

Thanks for the info!

 

[Cutey_Kaite]

this is the poster u talked bout

 

[kaf11]

those are pretty cool. anyone see the ad for HL2 in the latest pc gamer? its just a black page with the HL squared symbol. i love how its so simple, thats all this great game needs to advertise.

 

[blahblahblah]

those are pretty cool. anyone see the ad for HL2 in the latest pc gamer? its just a black page with the HL squared symbol. i love how its so simple, thats all this great game needs to advertise.

You also need the game, but that is besides the point. :thumbs:

 

[Chainer]

Yes the nostalgia project does have them :O

http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/hl-artwork1.html

You just gave me my new background. THX!

 

[Jackal hit]

fastest way to a man's heart is through the chest
*gasp*

 

[Rossell]

"He would have graduated first in the class from the Academy, except he ATE the drill seargent!"

That is the best line ever

 

[Rossell]

And while we're on the subject of The Nostalgia Project, their movies don't work any more.

 

[Varsity]

WTF?

Minumum post length si teh ghey!

 

[estling]

HL1: http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/halflife/artwork/gordon_wallpaper.jpg

HL2: http://www.halflife2.net/image_files/concept/concept_gordonalyx1.jpg


Isn't the future just great

 

[frances_farmer]

the movies do work but you need to uncook them. can't remember how you do that now. im sure someone will know

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

http://www.planethalflife.com/nostalgia/halflife/artwork/alien_grunt_ad.jpg

LMAO look at the top right hand corner!

Spoiler

"Goodness look at the size of his............hands!"

 

[eraser]

the movies do work but you need to uncook them. can't remember how you do that now. im sure someone will know

You can use this program to uncook it.

 

[thomashiles]

Hey eraser, YOU THE MAN! I've had those videos for more than a year but never managed to see them till now. I even emailed the guy who made the Nostalgia Project to no avail. They're a great watch, thanks a lot!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Some stuff there is classic..

 

[Varsity]

Those videos are actually scary to someone used to the hidef pack. :S

 

[eraser]

Hey eraser, YOU THE MAN! I've had those videos for more than a year but never managed to see them till now. I even emailed the guy who made the Nostalgia Project to no avail. They're a great watch, thanks a lot!

No problem man .