Losing faith in humanity (again).

[Druckles]

Everyone says, "I'm losing faith in humanity." I think I'll start betting against humanity, so I invest no faith to be lost when members of our species do terrible things. And when they do good things, I'll be pleasantly surprised, and the act will seem orders of magnitude greater than it is.

You wouldn't be going up against very good odds

 

[K e r b e r o s]

You notice they're all in America?

SMACK!

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/12/13/germany.cannibal/index.html
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita

Columbia ranks the highest in murders, unfortunately.

I can feel the firey warmth of your burning zepplin from here. So cozey, and the added ignorance just makes it all the better!