Lymerics

[SLH]

Anyone got any good ones?

There once was a guy named Chris,
who had a day of bliss,
he went on a date,
that ended quite late,
and he got more than a kiss.

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I am a mouse called Keith,
I circumsize men with my teeth.
It's not for the leisure,
or sexual pleasure;
but just for the cheese underneath!

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There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

 

[el Chi]

I am a mouse called Keith,
I circumsize men with my teeth.
It's not for the leisure,
or sexual pleasure;
but just for the cheese underneath!

Circumscision, fellatio AND smegma in one fell swoop. If I didn't feel so woozy, I'd congratulate you...

 

[CREMATOR666]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
The first and the last was quite good :thumbs:

 

[SLH]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
The first and the last was quite good :thumbs:

Thanks!

 

[SLH]

As less and less people reply,
the harder that i have to try,
to think of a topic,
hang on; i've got it,
i'm so happy that i could just cry.

 

[Dan]

There once was a guy named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She was covered in shit
And missing one tit
But he thought: just think of the money I'll save

 

[Tr0n]

The third one was awsome.

 

[SLH]

There's a half-life forum, you bet!
Its name; Halflife2.Net
Lots of nice pals,
and some gals,
Unfortunatly none i have met.

 

[SLH]

As i post in this thread alone,
My rhyming ability 's been shown
Though it must be said,
I'm in over my head,
But i guess, that i should not moan.

 

[Ames]

There once was a guy named Shens
Who didn't like other mens
Then el Chi attacked
He had to fight back
And he damn-broke Chi's contact lens

/me implodes

 

[MarcoPollo]

There once was a man from nantucket....well maybe we should keep this thread PG

 

[SLH]

There once was a man from nantucket....well maybe we should keep this thread PG

First post, middle lymeric.

I think we're ok with naughty ones.

 

[SLH]

There was a young man from Vancouver,
Who fell in love with a Hoover,
With cleaning he's zealous,
and his wife got jelous,
So he quickly used it to soothe 'er.

 

[Murray_H]

I've not wrote a limerick in ages, but I have come back for all my fans!

I knew my attempt would be vain
To get Mr. T on a plane
"There's not point in tryin'"
"I ain't gonna be flyin'"
"I'd be safer off gettin' the train"

Ta daa!

 

[SLH]

I knew people eventually would,
contribute lymerics. They should!
'Course that brings pressure,
competition to test 'ya,
But hopefully this 'll turn out good.

 

[Danimal]

Heh, nice lymerics.

 

[Dan]

Fleas: Adam had'em

 

[SLH]

A thread resurrection I planned,
I just hope the mods understand.
I had to act
given the fact
that lymeric time is at hand!

 

[BlindTelepath]

Dunno wtf this is, but it has lots of limericks.

 

[CrazyHarij]

There once was a man named Enis...

I'll just stay back and laugh at your perfect limericks, I suck at them.

 

[SLH]

I once knew a girl who smelt bad;
for her washing was just a fad.
when displaying her groin
i was reluctant to join.
That said she's the best that i've had.

 

[Feath]

I have a feeling I should stay away from this thread.

 

[MarcoPollo]

SLH was once made a thread with lymerics
He bumped it and then It got closed because it got boring.

 

[Crushenator 500]

There once was a boy named M. Pollo.
...
...
...
And he should learn to quit the god damn flames and leave it to the mods.

 

[Feath]

There once was a guy called Feath
whose name didn't rhyme with Teeth.

It's a paradox!

 

[SLH]

A lass i knew liked to perform,
for her it was just the norm.
Then one day she quit,
a shame i'll admit.
Because she was more than lukewarm.

 

[SLH]

There once was a boy named M. Pollo,
who thought that he would stoop so low
to unsult someone,
who was just having fun,
But now he is doing it solo.

 

[MarcoPollo]

There once was a boy named M. Pollo.
...
...
...
And he should learn to quit the god damn flames and leave it to the mods.

Bah! I fart in your general direction.

PS I just remember I had to make like 15 lymerics for an english project, I'll try to dig them up.


Edit: SLH I was just kidding... no need to make lymerics about me that don't make sense and have misspelled words.

2nd Edit: damnit I frgt what you said vvv

3rd edit: 11 AND counting? wow thats a hella big number o' lymerics.

 

[SLH]

Bah! I fart in your general direction.

PS I just remember I had to make like 15 lymerics for an english project, I'll try to dig them up.

11 and counting (posted in this thread), i have others.

(I didn't do the mouse named keith one).


EDIT:

And for anyone who think my lymerics are dirty, here's a nice one:

This one's 'bout Steph; the cutie.
I'm trying to describe her beauty.
She has a great face,
and lots of grace.
She also has a nice booty.

As well as this i have been told,
she's been made from a perfect mold.
So take my advice
and treat her nice,
for she as a heart made of gold.

 

[SLH]

There once was a man they found boring,
after a while they would start snoring.
Dispite his attempt
they're filled with comtempt,
so they just decided; igonre him.

 

[JNightshade]

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