M.i.l.f. M.i.l.f. M.i.l.f.!!

[Cormeh]

Link.

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

So.... lol or wtf? or both perhaps?

I can't help but laugh at this fool!

Old? :|

 

[15357]

Ah, I love the anonymousty oft teht internets.

 

[el Chi]

How awfully Freudian. D'ya reckon they'd had cyber-sex? Eeeeeewwww.

 

[Solaris]

Roflmao

 

[The Mullinator]

lol someone talking about milfs with a Quagmire avatar is just amazing.

As for the story... Ew.

 

[Cormeh]

lol someone talking about milfs with a Quagmire avatar is just amazing.

'Oh my God! it's Mama!'

This is genius. The fact it made local news over there is priceless.

 

[<RJMC>]

omg
wtf?
eww

 

[G-Dub]

I think I'd have to move country :|

 

[Sulkdodds]

lawl.

THUS THE PERILS OF INTERNET DATING IS REVEAL

 

[el Chi]

It just struck me - we're sitting here laughing, whilst they're on the verge of something beautiful. Who are we to mock? I wish them and their relationship all the luck in the world.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before."
That's certainly true.

"I'm grateful for that."
Rrrriiiiiiggghhhht :|

 

[Evo]

OH THE HUMANITY!​

 

[Cormeh]

It just struck me - we're sitting here laughing, whilst they're on the verge of something beautiful. Who are we to mock? I wish them and their relationship all the luck in the world.

And best of health to their two-headed, tentacled offspring. :E

 

[el Chi]

And best of health to their two-headed, tentacled offspring. :E

Yes, yes! That's the spirit!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Once upon a time:

Radio interviewer: we have a question here from Millie in Hampshire: what do you fear most?
David Blaine: Oooh... I think insects.
Interviewer: Incest?
David Blaine: Insects.
Interviewer: Incest?
David Blaine: No, insects.
Interviewer: Incest?
David Blaine: BUGS!

 

[Shodan]

Inshens, yuck.

 

[Beerdude26]

It just struck me - we're sitting here laughing, whilst they're on the verge of something beautiful. Who are we to mock? I wish them and their relationship all the luck in the world.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before."
That's certainly true.

"I'm grateful for that."
Rrrriiiiiiggghhhht :|

STOP.
Quoting time!

I wish i had a hawt japanese mom that sucked me off every day

(Somehow that sentence isn't nearly as creepy as i would imagine it being...)

 

[mortiz]

That's seriously disturbing. If something like that happend to me (although I'm not in the habit of chatting ladies up over the internet) I just think I might of had to kill myself.

People send each other fake pictures and then agree to meet? What, they don't think the other person will notice when they look nothing like the photo? "Oh! It was an old picture!"

 

[CookieCuttah]

It would have been alright if only they used their real name..

 

[Vigilante]

Link.



So.... lol or wtf? or both perhaps?

I can't help but laugh at this fool!

Old? :|

Giggity Giggity

 

[Dr. Freeman]

How awfully Freudian. D'ya reckon they'd had cyber-sex? Eeeeeewwww.

you gotta be pretty sick to even be curious about that
EWWWWW :|

 

[JNightshade]

That poor, poor fool. But that's what you get for meeting ladies over the net. Real life ftw.


Ooh! Ooh! Fun fact: at first, I thought "ftw" was just "wtf" backwards, as in "f*ck the what"

 

[Shakermaker]

This cracked me up:

Father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Poor guy: his wife is cheating on him with his son. It can't get any worse than that.

 

[OvA]

Incest - Fun for the whole family.

 

[Shamrock]

I bet he still tapped it.

 

[Gorgon]

MILF = mama I love to Fook

 

[Zeus]

Weekly world news = fake

 

[Dalamari]

If I showed up and saw my mom, I wouldn't even acknowledge it, just walk off and un-plug my internet

 

[Glirk Dient]

I would find the nearest bridge to jump off of.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Well...now he's gotta kill his father. Oedpius Rex style motha****as.

 

[Steven]

You should never under any circumstances pick up girls on the internet.
What a stupid idiot.

 

[el Chi]

you gotta be pretty sick to even be curious about that
EWWWWW :|

Oh come on! I was just thinking of ways to make an already disturbing situation worse :naughty:

Well...now he's gotta kill his father. Oedpius Rex style motha****as.

You, sir, are a genius. They should do an updated version in a Baz Luhrman's Romeo & Juliet stylee.